Infestations

[snowkitten91]

apparently bats have been confirmed to live in the attic.

Imagine all the guano that may have accumulated up until this point...

 

[Bugaboo]

apparently bats have been confirmed to live in the attic.

Imagine all the guano that may have accumulated up until this point...

It's more shit than attic now...

 

[snowkitten91]

It's more shit than attic now...

This could also apply to the rest of 14 Branchland Court.

 

[Male]

Everything on that patch of land needs a woman's touch.

 

[Varis]

Chris could find all sorts of Pokémon in that tall grass...

 

[MysticMisty]

I have a centipede phobia, so the interior state of the house is highly disturbing to me. Not to mention there are probably corners with large piles of cat shit that can't be reached, and the potential to come into contact with rabies if bats live in the attic and happen to be outside when they're waking up and flying out.

Also, if 14 Branchland Court were in my neighborhood, they'd have racked up thousands of dollars worth of fines from the housing association. I can say this pretty confidently as there's a house very near mine in a similar outdoor condition (there's even a car in the driveway that I have never seen them use), and thus likely to have been the house called out in the latest newsletter for having over $7,000 worth of fines (if it's not the worst, it's up there).

 

[Kosher Dill]

Now the really interesting question, if you ask me, is what the climate of 14BC is these days. Is there enough heat being generated by decaying organic matter to keep it at tropical temperatures year-round? Maybe we could see some exotic invertebrates start moving in, like coconut crabs.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Everything on that patch of land needs a woman's touch.

...or liberal applications of salt.

 

[Saney]

Vermin that inhabit 14 Brabchland Court: Cockroaches
Fleas
Mice
Rats
Ticks
Bats
The Chandlers
Possums
Goblins
Trolls
Poltergeists
Shelob
Dane Cook
Snooki

 

[Judge Holden]

^ You forgot these

Shoggoths
Owls
Genestealers
Radroaches
loveshies
mynocks
Exogorth
Nurgle Cultists
Weeping angels

 

[xlk]

Now the really interesting question, if you ask me, is what the climate of 14BC is these days. Is there enough heat being generated by decaying organic matter to keep it at tropical temperatures year-round? Maybe we could see some exotic invertebrates start moving in, like coconut crabs.

Chris vs a Coconut Crab, I must see this.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I have a centipede phobia

Glad I'm not the only one. Generally I'm not that fussed about arthropods, in fact I tend to think they're pretty cool. But centipedes.... my god I fucking hate those things. Learning that there's a type specifically called "house" centipedes creeps the shit out of me.

 

[Saney]

I have a centipede phobia

Glad I'm not the only one. Generally I'm not that fussed about arthropods, in fact I tend to think they're pretty cool. But centipedes.... my god I fucking hate those things. Learning that there's a type specifically called "house" centipedes creeps the shit out of me.

Same with me. Centipedes are creepy as fuck. They have too many legs, their feelers are creepy and they bite. They're evil, man, evil.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ to be honest i would only be somewhat shocked if Chris had a human centipede infestation

 

[CalmMyTits]

Nice to see I'm not the only one here who gets freaked out by house centipedes. They're supposed to be good for pest control like spiders as they eat insects, but these sons of bitches still creep me the fuck out and I don't want any in my house.

coconut crabs are awesome. If I saw one in person I'd likely approach it (with caution) and touch it. Most people I know would have the opposite reaction.

 

[Ryan Rash]

I'm freaked by anything that has more than four legs, or fewer than two. That means snakes are right out, as well as worms, all insect, spiders, and...of course, centipedes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster isn't even sure Hulkamania could save that house

 

[DykesDykesChina]

^ You forgot these

Shoggoths
Owls
Genestealers
Radroaches
loveshies
mynocks
Exogorth
Nurgle Cultists
Weeping angels

Hutts
Xenomorphs
Tribbles
Godzilla
Reptilicus
Nick Bate
Gun-toting criminal sheep
Xeelee
Kakodemons
Beliebers
Triassic Centipedes
Ponies
Sentient mushrooms with a metabolism that utilizes hyperphysical phenomena from the sixth and seventh dimension.

 

[snowkitten91]

Don't forget the shitty Sonic recolors.

 

[Bugaboo]

Ladies and gentlemen, the coconut crab

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