Infestations

[Venusaur]

Didn't somebody (Kacey maybe?) get a rash by him touching them on their arms?

Yep!

Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.

from: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Wintermute

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Somebody once suggested that the rash that Kacey supposedly contracted from Chris could easily be down to a reaction to the hand sanitizer he's known to use rather liberally.

As funny as it would be, I've personally never believed the merest touch from Chris is toxic, but then stranger things have happened in Chris' weird world.

 

[Bugaboo]

Somebody once suggested that the rash that Kacey supposedly contracted from Chris could easily be down to a reaction to the hand sanitizer he's known to use rather liberally.

As funny as it would be, I've personally never believed the merest touch from Chris is toxic, but then stranger things have happened in Chris' weird world.

I think it maybe could have come from the literal shit that was possibly on his hands. That or Kacey had an allergic reaction to the Axe

 

[MysticMisty]

Somebody once suggested that the rash that Kacey supposedly contracted from Chris could easily be down to a reaction to the hand sanitizer he's known to use rather liberally.

As funny as it would be, I've personally never believed the merest touch from Chris is toxic, but then stranger things have happened in Chris' weird world.

Some people can have really bad reactions to certain (or all) kinds of liquid soap, so it's a real possibility.

Also, I find it confusing that Chris worries about the potential for other people's germs when he's the one who barely bathes and lives in a filthy house.

 

[Anon]

Clearly the Chandler household sits atop the seal of an eldritch horror that Chris offers Fanta.






clearly

 

[Marvin]

Somebody once suggested that the rash that Kacey supposedly contracted from Chris could easily be down to a reaction to the hand sanitizer he's known to use rather liberally.

As funny as it would be, I've personally never believed the merest touch from Chris is toxic, but then stranger things have happened in Chris' weird world.

Some people can have really bad reactions to certain (or all) kinds of liquid soap, so it's a real possibility.

Also, I find it confusing that Chris worries about the potential for other people's germs when he's the one who barely bathes and lives in a filthy house.

Children (and people with child-like minds) aren't really aware of their own filth. Hell, unless I really need a shower I can't smell my own odor. I'm aware of when I need a shower purely because I'm not a childish tard like Chris. Chris smells like ass but he doesn't realize it. Also he'd like the house to be less of a mess, but Barb won't let him clean up. Well, also he's lazy.

 

[CatParty]

Somebody once suggested that the rash that Kacey supposedly contracted from Chris could easily be down to a reaction to the hand sanitizer he's known to use rather liberally.

As funny as it would be, I've personally never believed the merest touch from Chris is toxic, but then stranger things have happened in Chris' weird world.

Some people can have really bad reactions to certain (or all) kinds of liquid soap, so it's a real possibility.

Also, I find it confusing that Chris worries about the potential for other people's germs when he's the one who barely bathes and lives in a filthy house.

Children (and people with child-like minds) aren't really aware of their own filth. Hell, unless I really need a shower I can't smell my own odor. I'm aware of when I need a shower purely because I'm not a childish tard like Chris. Chris smells like ass but he doesn't realize it. Also he'd like the house to be less of a mess, but Barb won't let him clean up. Well, also he's lazy.

That's a very good point.

So lets say barb croaks tomorrow. And say in a couple weeks Chris says to himself "mmyeah the hoard has got to go". He doesn't have it in him nor the extra manpower to take on such a task. The hoard ain't going nowhere. And noone is going to move it for Chris, unless its the city coming to take away the entire house.

 

[Anon]

Why haven't the bugs bitten Chris or Barb yet? They seem like they wouldn't pay for an exterminator.

 

[Marvin]

Some people can have really bad reactions to certain (or all) kinds of liquid soap, so it's a real possibility.

Also, I find it confusing that Chris worries about the potential for other people's germs when he's the one who barely bathes and lives in a filthy house.

Children (and people with child-like minds) aren't really aware of their own filth. Hell, unless I really need a shower I can't smell my own odor. I'm aware of when I need a shower purely because I'm not a childish tard like Chris. Chris smells like ass but he doesn't realize it. Also he'd like the house to be less of a mess, but Barb won't let him clean up. Well, also he's lazy.

That's a very good point.

So lets say barb croaks tomorrow. And say in a couple weeks Chris says to himself "mmyeah the hoard has got to go". He doesn't have it in him nor the extra manpower to take on such a task. The hoard ain't going nowhere. And noone is going to move it for Chris, unless its the city coming to take away the entire house.

Chris is embarrassed of the hoard. He has mused on the possibility of having to bring a potential girlfriend into the house and he's not happy about that possibility.

He'd probably try to move things out of the house one-by-one, but at a rate that would be almost useless. Like maybe a chair or pile of clothes once a week. It'd take him months to clear out a room. Hell, he'd probably toss the larger items (furniture and whatnot) on the lawn and expect the garbage man to take it away.

Why haven't the bugs bitten Chris or Barb yet? They seem like they wouldn't pay for an exterminator.

They'd pay for an exterminator if they didn't have a solution to the problem that was barely tolerable. Like, if they can just barely manage to avoid being bit, that's good enough for them.

 

[Null]

Actually, Marvin, I have another hypothesis: Exterminators won't enter a Hoarder's house. That's often a problem on the show Hoarders. They end up contacting the therapists once they have an infestation and the exterminators refuse their work because they don't feel safe in the house.

 

[Marvin]

Actually, Marvin, I have another hypothesis: Exterminators won't enter a Hoarder's house. That's often a problem on the show Hoarders. They end up contacting the therapists once they have an infestation and the exterminators refuse their work because they don't feel safe in the house.

Oh yeah? I've never heard of that, though that does make sense.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He has mused on the possibility of having to bring a potential girlfriend into the house

pffffahahahaha

Actually, Marvin, I have another hypothesis: Exterminators won't enter a Hoarder's house.

Leaving aside the danger factor, there's also the purely practical consideration that they probably can't exterminate every bit of the insides of a hoard. The vermin would just retreat into the piles of trash and ride it out, then re-emerge - which would make the exterminators look incompetent.

 

[Android raptor]

Yep, having a gigantic hoard for critters to hide in makes the work of exterminators pretty much futile.

Assuming they have fleas from the animals, they might also have cat tapeworms. Fleas act as the first host for them (then cats or whatever else accidentally ingests the fleas), and considering I doubt they give enough of a shit about their cats to deworm them I wouldn't be surprised. Now this doesn't mean Barb and Chris have worms, but it's possible (like if a flea jumped in their mouths while sleeping or something.) Might explain the

 

[CWCissey]

Yep, having a gigantic hoard for critters to hide in makes the work of exterminators pretty much futile.

Assuming they have fleas from the animals, they might also have cat tapeworms. Fleas act as the first host for them (then cats or whatever else accidentally ingests the fleas), and considering I doubt they give enough of a shit about their cats to deworm them I wouldn't be surprised. Now this doesn't mean Barb and Chris have worms, but it's possible (like if a flea jumped in their mouths while sleeping or something.) Might explain the

Nah Chris would have lost weight and be complaining that he never ate spaghetti yet is finding it in his if he had worms. Barb I could understand having worms to be honest.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah, maybe that's what's really going on with her. Wouldn't surprise me.

There's a good chance they have rodents as well, and rodent will wreck the shit out of anything they come in contact with. Food, possessions, walls, etc. If that's the case even some of the shit that might've been worth something in that house is probably ruined.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

That's probably not helping Barb's breathing problems any. Insect and rat feces -- two fairly potent allergens, not even counting the cat, dog, and manbaby droppings. It's amazing she's merely apneic rather than having full-blown COPD.

 

[hm yeah]

Gold-colored centipedes remind me of little teeny tiny itty bitty Chinese dragons!

I wish arthropods weren't so freaking hard to draw.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

I'm pretty sure after all is said and done and someone cleans up the mess of a house, it'll be something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMj6oipzwc

 

[Thetan]

Clearly the Chandler household sits atop the seal of an eldritch horror that Chris offers Fanta.

clearly

Crapthulu?

I'd post the house centipede but whenever I do that people shit their pants

OMFG! I see what you mean. Hard to believe they can get THAT big though. Not positive that the image below isn't shooped.

Chris only allows 'boyfriend free' house centipedes at Chez Chandler.

 

[HerebeDragons]

Why haven't the bugs bitten Chris or Barb yet? They seem like they wouldn't pay for an exterminator.

From what I recall, Chris managed to keep the majority of Barb's hoard out of his room, and that includes the majority of the bugs. Chris spends almost all his time in there, and judging from the Facebook dump, so does Barb now.

Think about that. Chris' room is the cleanest part of that house.