Infestations

[sparklemilhouse]

Is it wrong that I find these guys absolutely adorable?

No, I love em' too. Their faces are really cute

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I let these lil guys roam around my house (not an infestation, I only see one every other month) because I hear they kill assholes like spiders.

 

[CWCissey]

Is anyone else itching right now?

 

[Bugaboo]

Is it wrong that I find these guys absolutely adorable?

No, I love em' too. Their faces are really cute

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I let these lil guys roam around my house (not an infestation, I only see one every other month) because I hear they kill assholes like spiders.

They do eat spiders, but also ants, silverfish and roaches

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

They do eat spiders, but also ants, silverfish and roaches

Most Centipedes (if that is a centipede) are highly carnivorous and very poisonous, some south american species even eat fricking iguanas

Edit: oops sorry i thought you were asking a question phil, not making a statement, ignore this post and forgive my slow-in-da-minds today

Is it wrong that I find these guys absolutely adorable?

ain't nothing wrong with that at all,in fact I'm actually highly fascinated with all sorts of creeping things, especially the bad ass looking ogre-faced spider

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[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Yep, having a gigantic hoard for critters to hide in makes the work of exterminators pretty much futile.

Assuming they have fleas from the animals, they might also have cat tapeworms. Fleas act as the first host for them (then cats or whatever else accidentally ingests the fleas), and considering I doubt they give enough of a shit about their cats to deworm them I wouldn't be surprised. Now this doesn't mean Barb and Chris have worms, but it's possible (like if a flea jumped in their mouths while sleeping or something.) Might explain the

Nah Chris would have lost weight and be complaining that he never ate spaghetti yet is finding it in his if he had worms. Barb I could understand having worms to be honest.

That would explain barbs massive weight loss without any activity, that or an undiagnosed case of type two diabetes, the same goes with Chris

Centipedes are horrible, I think their speed and aggression account for half of their scariness. Millipedes are cool, they got as a lot of legs too but they're slow and just take their time. Centipedes bull rush you as soon as they see you. I have a friend who had a six inch tropical centipede latch on to him in his sleep. Its scared me away from considering living near the equator lol

 

[sparklemilhouse]

>>Nah Chris would have lost weight and be complaining that he never ate spaghetti yet is finding it in his if he had worms<<


I pictured that.

I have died.

 

[curlytoes79]

I actually drove by his house last month on my way back home from a visit to Schuyler, VA. I had always wanted to see what his neighborhood looked like. It's very country (one of his neighbors has two pet goats), but it wasn't the horrible backwater area that it always seems to be portrayed. Most of the residents have fairly well-kept yards and houses.

The Chandler house sticks out like a disgusting sore thumb, though, especially now that the hoard is really spilling out into the front yard. And the grass looked like it hadn't been mowed all season.

 

[CWCissey]

I actually drove by his house last month on my way back home from a visit to Schuyler, VA. I had always wanted to see what his neighborhood looked like. It's very country (one of his neighbors has two pet goats), but it wasn't the horrible backwater area that it always seems to be portrayed. Most of the residents have fairly well-kept yards and houses.

The Chandler house sticks out like a disgusting sore thumb, though, especially now that the hoard is really spilling out into the front yard. And the grass looked like it hadn't been mowed all season.

Hopefully this is the year the neighbours get sick of the Chandler's shit then. Is there a by-law or whatever that says grass can't be higher than a foot or something?

 

[curlytoes79]

I actually drove by his house last month on my way back home from a visit to Schuyler, VA. I had always wanted to see what his neighborhood looked like. It's very country (one of his neighbors has two pet goats), but it wasn't the horrible backwater area that it always seems to be portrayed. Most of the residents have fairly well-kept yards and houses.

The Chandler house sticks out like a disgusting sore thumb, though, especially now that the hoard is really spilling out into the front yard. And the grass looked like it hadn't been mowed all season.

Hopefully this is the year the neighbours get sick of the Chandler's shit then. Is there a by-law or whatever that says grass can't be higher than a foot or something?

I don't know, but his neighbor across the street has a very neatly kept yard and rambler. Having to look out the window and see that stinking crap-heap has got to get on his/her nerves. If I were that homeowner, I'd be on the phone w/ the county every day.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know, but his neighbor across the street has a very neatly kept yard and rambler. Having to look out the window and see that stinking crap-heap has got to get on his/her nerves. If I were that homeowner, I'd be on the phone w/ the county every day.

Oh definitely, surely the neighbourhood would be making their own DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS over the diminished value of their houses due to how decrepit 14 BC is.

 

[Stratochu]

I actually drove by his house last month on my way back home from a visit to Schuyler, VA. I had always wanted to see what his neighborhood looked like. It's very country (one of his neighbors has two pet goats), but it wasn't the horrible backwater area that it always seems to be portrayed. Most of the residents have fairly well-kept yards and houses.

The Chandler house sticks out like a disgusting sore thumb, though, especially now that the hoard is really spilling out into the front yard. And the grass looked like it hadn't been mowed all season.

Did you see any of the cars there? I assume Son-Chu (early 90s Ford Escort), the Aerostar and the Mitsubishi are half-hidden in tall grass and the hoard?

 

[harvey dirdban]

Yep, having a gigantic hoard for critters to hide in makes the work of exterminators pretty much futile.

Assuming they have fleas from the animals, they might also have cat tapeworms. Fleas act as the first host for them (then cats or whatever else accidentally ingests the fleas), and considering I doubt they give enough of a shit about their cats to deworm them I wouldn't be surprised. Now this doesn't mean Barb and Chris have worms, but it's possible (like if a flea jumped in their mouths while sleeping or something.) Might explain the

Nah Chris would have lost weight and be complaining that he never ate spaghetti yet is finding it in his if he had worms. Barb I could understand having worms to be honest.

For whatever it's worth, cat tapeworms cannot infest humans.

 

[curlytoes79]

Did you see any of the cars there? I assume Son-Chu (early 90s Ford Escort), the Aerostar and the Mitsubishi are half-hidden in tall grass and the hoard?

I saw the BMW, the van (Aerostar?), and I guess the Mitsubishi (a white car). Son-Chu was nowhere to be seen, but I thought that car had given up the ghost...

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

Can't see much in the attached pic because of the tree, but you can see the progress of the hoard if you compare this to the most recent pic on the wiki.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

The white car on the right is the Seville.

Why does barb have so many lawn chairs? What's with those refrigerator-sized objects covered in plastic? What's in the blue tarpaulin igloo on the left? I.. I..

 

[CalmMyTits]

Did you see any of the cars there? I assume Son-Chu (early 90s Ford Escort), the Aerostar and the Mitsubishi are half-hidden in tall grass and the hoard?

I saw the BMW, the van (Aerostar?), and I guess the Mitsubishi (a white car). Son-Chu was nowhere to be seen, but I thought that car had given up the ghost...

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

Can't see much in the attached pic because of the tree, but you can see the progress of the hoard if you compare this to the most recent pic on the wiki.

God damn it, Barb.

 

[MysticMisty]

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

So much for the theory that all the cats croaked and that's why they got the dogs. Actually, if there are still cats it's even worse.

Also, nobody's probably mowed or watered the lawn since Bob started to feel sick.

 

[CatParty]

Why does barb have so many lawn chairs?

For outdoor winter birthday get togethers, obviously.

 

[Stratochu]

The white car on the right is the Seville.

Why does barb have so many lawn chairs? What's with those refrigerator-sized objects covered in plastic? What's in the blue tarpaulin igloo on the left? I.. I..

Lawn chairs, fridges, kegerators and chest freezers are very common items on Craigslist. They own a medium/large sized 3/4-ton van that can accommodate large items (the back seats are probably either in the hoard or in Bob's shed). And it's easy to hurl large items out of a van by propping the back doors or hatchback open, flooring it in reverse, then flooring it in drive or high gear and slamming on the brakes (probably tho, those fridge-sized items are old wood shipping crates, which CWC could just push out of the Aerostar)

Did you see any of the cars there? I assume Son-Chu (early 90s Ford Escort), the Aerostar and the Mitsubishi are half-hidden in tall grass and the hoard?

I saw the BMW, the van (Aerostar?), and I guess the Mitsubishi (a white car). Son-Chu was nowhere to be seen, but I thought that car had given up the ghost...

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

Can't see much in the attached pic because of the tree, but you can see the progress of the hoard if you compare this to the most recent pic on the wiki.

Can't see the pic... can you or another person who has seen it load it to Imgur or Anonmgur and post it in

 

[Marvin]

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

So much for the theory that all the cats croaked and that's why they got the dogs. Actually, if there are still cats it's even worse.

Some of the cats are still around. I don't know about all of them.

But really, taking responsibility over other living creatures, especially domesticated dogs, is super shitty of Chris and Barb. Cats are one thing and can take care of themselves, but fucking puppies? Goddamn, those poor dogs.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Did you see any of the cars there? I assume Son-Chu (early 90s Ford Escort), the Aerostar and the Mitsubishi are half-hidden in tall grass and the hoard?

I saw the BMW, the van (Aerostar?), and I guess the Mitsubishi (a white car). Son-Chu was nowhere to be seen, but I thought that car had given up the ghost...

As a side note, I also saw Scampers the cat waiting at the door, so she's still around.

Can't see much in the attached pic because of the tree, but you can see the progress of the hoard if you compare this to the most recent pic on the wiki.

That blue & white striped curtain (oh lets face it is probably a sheet or a towel) hanging out the window is so depressing.