Insane proposal to fix the incel problem: Duel Guarding laws

[SwanSwanson]

Nigga stop watching anime.

This resembles a scrapped Shakespearean play more than an anime lmao

this is one of the most autistic 'solutions' i have seen so far

Modern problems require modern solutions

Here is a better way to fix the incel problem: You take a shower and get some pussy instead of posting this stupid shit.

You're right. I need to be clean for the upcoming duel.

>newfag join date
>Zaheer (faggy "Legend of Korra" antagonist) pfp
>literal "men should have medieval duels for women" incel thread

I can't stop fucking laughing it's all too perfect

Man fuck you, Zaheer is badass

Yes I'm absolutely certain that women will fall for a man faster if he acts as some sort've murderous cockblocker. No repercussions or hard feelings would result from this arrangement.

Women are attracted to psychopathic traits. This gives men a safe legal place to demonstrate those traits.

I've read enough, it's pretty clear that all of you are against this arrange because you'd lose these duels.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

This resembles a scrapped Shakespearean play more than an anime lmao

For some reason your post reminded me of an anime villain with an overly complicated plan who is explaining how he's already thought of every possible contingency and resistance is futile.

 

[David Brown]

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[Catler]

Quite honestly I'd rather just round up the incels and shoot them. Perpetual problems require permanent solutions.

This is the historical way of dealing with them, we used to call it “war”.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Bro you can already dual guard women. It's called "bride kidnapping" and it's customary in places like the Caucasus Mountains where you just kidnap the woman you want to be your bride and if anybody has a problem with it they eat lead. It's not legal in the modern US, but you're not a pussy, right?

 

[tuka]

This is not a "proposal", this was actually reason for half of duels occuring. Either your "better man wins", or if you got cucked "protecting m'ladys honor". I'm conflicted whether it's a good idea. Évariste Galois, french mathematician child prodigy got killed in a duel over a cunt at 20 (!). Lack of inceldom in revolutionary france set math back by decades.

 

[Beak Thing]

This is the historical way of dealing with them, we used to call it “war”.

I'd rather just cut out the middleman and have incels shot in all honesty.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

I watched Revolutionary Girl Utena too.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Here is a better way to fix the incel problem: You take a shower and get some pussy instead of posting this stupid shit.

But nobody dies via this method, and we need to lower the population of this overpopulated planet

 

[Haramburger]

Bring back legal and lethal duels, since we still have Nigga Moments™ in cities hourly.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is hilarious so I'll pretend it's intentional and not cringe-inducingly serious. It's not the worst idea, at least it would put duels back into the culture. Those were great.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

we need to lower the population of this overpopulated planet

This is an incredibly cringe take. Overpopulation dooming is just a grift designed to get people from developed countries to breed less.

 

[liquid nitrogen]

> It will pressure women into marrying sooner in order to lessen deaths
> implying women want to lessen deaths in the annoying/socially retarded/ugly/bad fucks community
sounds like a great way for women to legally crowdfund the death of any particularly persistent men they don't like

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

thanks for the laugh, legit laughed out loud at this.

 

[Weed Eater]

This resembles a scrapped Shakespearean play more than an anime lmao

Modern problems require modern solutions

You're right. I need to be clean for the upcoming duel.

Man fuck you, Zaheer is badass

Women are attracted to psychopathic traits. This gives men a safe legal place to demonstrate those traits.

I've read enough, it's pretty clear that all of you are against this arrange because you'd lose these duels.

HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

"ZAHEER IS BADASS BRO COME ON"

 

[AMERICA]

lmfao I love it. Can you imagine how hilarious it would be to watch 2 nerds battling over m'lady? Who can I write to to make this a reality?

 

[SwanSwanson]

lmfao I love it. Can you imagine how hilarious it would be to watch 2 nerds battling over m'lady? Who can I write to to make this a reality?

Me, nigga.

 

[Shig O'nella]

How many hairbrained schemes have been concocted to solve this problem anyway?

Since every single solution I've ever seen requires treating women as possessions or trophies as an inherent part of the design, Ima gonna say one.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Overpopulation dooming is just a grift designed to get people from developed countries to breed less.

I mainly mean in places such as India and China. Not necessarily countries such as the United States (though a little social darwinism couldn't hurt for the latter)

 

[SwanSwanson]

Since every single solution I've ever seen requires treating women as possessions or trophies as an inherent part of the design, Ima gonna say one.

Okay, let's say what I'm saying is insane and an atrocious idea, how the hell is the main thing you extract from it is the fact that it "treats women like trophies"? You do realize that in my proposal the woman doesn't have to marry the winner and you do realize that it's men dying for women, yet this is what you see.

I don't think you realize what you just said.

I mainly mean in places such as India and China. Not necessarily countries such as the United States (though a little social darwinism couldn't hurt for the latter)

Overpopulation is a farce in India and China too. They have plenty of space and plenty of recources to suit everyone, the reason I suggested that less men would help with the issue is to drive up the value for the remaining men and have a better female-male ratio.