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http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/24/caitlyn-jenner-halloween-costume-sparks-social-media-outrage-.html

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ne...een-costume-labeled-817515?utm_source=twitter

It's nowhere near October, but one ensemble is already on track to be named the most controversial Halloween costume of 2015.

Social media users were out in full force on Monday criticizing several Halloween retailers for offering a Caitlyn Jenner costume reminiscent of the former-athlete's Vanity Fair cover earlier this year.

While Jenner's supporters condemned the costume as "transphobic" and "disgusting" on Twitter, Spirit Halloween, a retailer that carries the costume, defended the getup.

"At Spirit Halloween, we create a wide range of costumes that are often based upon celebrities, public figures, heroes and superheroes," said Lisa Barr, senior director of marking at Spirit Halloween. "We feel that Caitlyn Jenner is all of the above and that she should be celebrated. The Caitlyn Jenner costume reflects just that."

 

[Male Idiot]

http://www.thelocal.es/20170227/barcelona-opens-first-sex-doll-brothel-in-europe

One step closer to robot sex slaves.

The website assures clients that each doll is “thoroughly disinfected” after each use but recommends that condoms and lubricants are advisable.

Someone will have a great job!

Some of the comments are gold:

"They need to make child dolls for the democrats."
"I'm gonna invent a Goat Doll....for the Islamic Terrorist Invaders in Europe...
so maybe they'll stop Raping Innocent Women and Kids !" Will they get a happy ending and blow up?"

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

http://www.thelocal.es/20170227/barcelona-opens-first-sex-doll-brothel-in-europe

One step closer to robot sex slaves.

THEY HAVE A LIFESIZE PERVDOLL OF HATSUNE MIKU..! ;A; is nothing off-limits?

 

[Lazuli]

 

[Un Platano]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/25...nity-in-front-of-a-crowd-for-the-sake-of-art/

Good way to get laid for the desperate but it's with another man

(Edit: didn't notice it was 3 years old because it is "trending now")

 

[Male Idiot]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/25...nity-in-front-of-a-crowd-for-the-sake-of-art/

Good way to get laid for the desperate but it's with another man

(Edit: didn't notice it was 3 years old because it is "trending now")

Artists' Mugshots:

We are finally gonna do it, eh he hehe.

 

[ICametoLurk]

So it appears that in addition to there being a sex doll brothel in Spain, there's a sex czar to try to stop the falling birth rates.

https://heatst.com/life/spanish-gov...sar-to-reverse-countrys-declining-population/

I wonder if people having sex with sex dolls has anything to do with the falling birth rate? Nah. Oh course not.

 

[Bugaboo]

https://www.google.ca/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/98515818/

Some people broke into a zoo and beat the ever loving shit out of a hippo and the hippo died a few days later from it's injuries.

#Hippolivesmatter

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

https://www.google.ca/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/98515818/

Some people broke into a zoo and beat the ever loving shit out of a hippo and the hippo died a few days later from it's injuries.

#Hippolivesmatter

But... why?

 

[XYZpdq]

https://www.google.ca/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/98515818/

Some people broke into a zoo and beat the ever loving shit out of a hippo and the hippo died a few days later from it's injuries.

#Hippolivesmatter

I thought hippos were able to chomp people in half or some shit.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Damn, they actually went banana for Cuckerberg's wife. Wonder if they'd have gone Oreo were she black?

Jordan Peele explains ‘Get Out's' creepy milk scene, ponders the recent link between dairy and hate

Eh, too lazy to quote-mine, but there's some pretty funny stuff in here.

edit: The link is borked. Fucking autists.

2nd edit: Archive link now.

 

[Male Idiot]

Jordan Peele explains ‘Get Out's' creepy tard cum scene, ponders the recent link between dairy and hate

Eh, too lazy to quote-mine, but there's some pretty funny stuff in here.

edit: The link is borked. Fucking autists.

2nd edit: Archive link now.

Miilk is raycist? Miilk Power! It will power our ubermensch bodies with its cowy goodness?

The internet has gone even more autistic, but I get the feeling that trend will just continue.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

WANT TO PROFIT OFF YOUR MEME? GOOD LUCK IF YOU AREN’T WHITE

Who the fuck has ever profited from creating a meme, whatever their skin color? And if so how can I get me some of those autist bux?

 

[neverendingmidi]

WANT TO PROFIT OFF YOUR MEME? GOOD LUCK IF YOU AREN’T WHITE

Who the fuck has ever profited from creating a meme, whatever their skin color? And if so how can I get me some of those autist bux?

Grumpy Cat? I have no idea what race that cat's owner is though.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

>Profit off your meme

Oh shit, should I have been paying royalties every time I posted a trollface picture?

 

[XYZpdq]

WANT TO PROFIT OFF YOUR MEME? GOOD LUCK IF YOU AREN’T WHITE

Who the fuck has ever profited from creating a meme, whatever their skin color? And if so how can I get me some of those autist bux?

This should probably go in the Horrors Of The Professional World, but I used to work at Media Outlet that paid those cheeseburger assholes a large sum of money to get permission to use "their" content. So depending on where you position yourself in the food chain there's somebody making a buck.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Grumpy Cat? I have no idea what race that cat's owner is though.

Grumpy Cat has the coloration of a Snowshoe Siamese, and is literally black, white, brown, and Asian simultaneously tho. :/ People should not malign the inherent greatness that is Tardar Sauce. She is a fluffy little baby. ;u;

 

[Lololita]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11811409
(not sure if another article on this person is up on KF but just wanted to share just in case)
Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogostick this is one delusional guy.

 

[glass_houses]

Spoiler: LOGIC MOTHERFUCKERS!

Me-ow!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11811409
(not sure if another article on this person is up on KF but just wanted to share just in case)
Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogostick this is one delusional guy.

Kind of looks like Onision, except with better skin.

 

[Lazuli]