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Saturn, Hitler’s pet alligator, dead at 84.
Hitler's Rumored Pet Alligator Dies at 84
5/24/2020 Link
An alligator rumored to have once belonged to has died at quite a remarkably old age.
The reptile -- who goes by Saturn -- recently passed away in the care of the Moscow Zoo, which he called home since the 1940s after he was discovered by British soldiers and gifted to the facility shortly thereafter ... once Germany suffered defeat in WWII, of course.
Saturn is actually said to have survived a bombing at the Berlin Zoo back in 1943 -- where he had been living after being shipped there from America in the mid-'30s -- and somehow lived among the ruins until he was found again in 1946. After that, Russia was his new home.
For some reason ... rumors swirled in Moscow that the alligator might've once been part of Hitler's personal collection of exotic animals. The Moscow Zoo says it became an urban legend but doesn't elaborate on why something like that might've even been thought.
Whatevs ... the scaly creature lived out the rest of its days in Moscow's care, and apparently -- he was a very good, but also cantankerous boy. Of the animal, the Zoo writes ... "He was fussy about food and loved being massaged with a brush. If he didn’t like something, he would gnaw on the concrete decorations." He had a diet of rabbits, rats and fish.
Now, the Zoo doesn't confirm whether the Hitler story is true or not -- the theory could never be proven -- but they do defend Saturn's rep by saying ... regardless of who he might've belonged to, an animal's an animal, and shouldn't be judged by any human action.
The alligator was 84.
Hitler's Rumored Pet Alligator Dies at 84
5/24/2020 Link
An alligator rumored to have once belonged to has died at quite a remarkably old age.
The reptile -- who goes by Saturn -- recently passed away in the care of the Moscow Zoo, which he called home since the 1940s after he was discovered by British soldiers and gifted to the facility shortly thereafter ... once Germany suffered defeat in WWII, of course.
Saturn is actually said to have survived a bombing at the Berlin Zoo back in 1943 -- where he had been living after being shipped there from America in the mid-'30s -- and somehow lived among the ruins until he was found again in 1946. After that, Russia was his new home.
For some reason ... rumors swirled in Moscow that the alligator might've once been part of Hitler's personal collection of exotic animals. The Moscow Zoo says it became an urban legend but doesn't elaborate on why something like that might've even been thought.
Whatevs ... the scaly creature lived out the rest of its days in Moscow's care, and apparently -- he was a very good, but also cantankerous boy. Of the animal, the Zoo writes ... "He was fussy about food and loved being massaged with a brush. If he didn’t like something, he would gnaw on the concrete decorations." He had a diet of rabbits, rats and fish.
Now, the Zoo doesn't confirm whether the Hitler story is true or not -- the theory could never be proven -- but they do defend Saturn's rep by saying ... regardless of who he might've belonged to, an animal's an animal, and shouldn't be judged by any human action.
The alligator was 84.
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A Delaware man was busted for allegedly tying up at least three ponies and sexually assaulting or injuring them at a horse-riding center, according to reports Friday.
Michael Riego, 31, was spotted sneaking into the stables at the New Castle County Carousel Park and Equestrian Center in Wilmington and tying up a small horse’s hind legs Thursday, police told CBS News.
The accused pony perv was also caught on camera having his way with at least two other equine victims, beginning last year, the officers said.
Footage from the first incident shows the alleged serial predator walking into the barn after midnight in September 2019 and tying up a 20-year-old mare above her hooves before molesting her, according to the report.
In another disturbing attack, reported April 20, Riego allegedly entered the stables carrying a bucket of horse feed, peeled off his clothes and sexually assaulted a 31-year-old brown mare, the station reported. Cops said they couldn’t see his face at the time because it was covered by a piece of clothing.
In a third case, the date of which was not reported, a 17-year-old black and white mare was found injured and had difficulty breathing.
Riego was charged with two counts of felony bestiality and two counts of felony burglary, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
All of the ponies were treated for injuries and have since resumed their riding routines.
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How big a dick this brony must be to actually damage something meant for horsecocks?
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Retiring the guillotine was a mistake.
Seems like white girls spending time with their dogs finally got to its logical conclusion. Although "white guys rape ponies" does not have the same ring to it.
Seems like white girls spending time with their dogs finally got to its logical conclusion. Although "white guys rape ponies" does not have the same ring to it.
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Goddamn it, the title had me thinking they caught a randy minotaur or something and its just some greasy lookin white trash
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Well you're certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun
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Okay, the object is not to actually cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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Just like humans if you force penetration without prep (or in this case out of foaling season) yeah you can do a lot of fucking damage
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Apparently big enough to crush a horse trachea and resist sharp ass horse teeth assuming im reading this part correctly...
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Bronies have gone too far.
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Quit horsing around!
Was going to prison, being the joke of the town and losing your voting rights for felony worth it?
Was going to prison, being the joke of the town and losing your voting rights for felony worth it?
Reality never fails to disappoint.
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I don’t think his new friends in prison will take to pony fucking kindly
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So you can kill,eat and enslave ponies but you can't fuck them?
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Female horses go into estrus like most other mammals, meaning that when they aren't in estrus it's entirely possible that sexual activity with a human or even another horse can do serious damage, although this is even assuming the guy fucked the horse himself and didn't use some form of implement or his arm instead (gross but the article is vague so we really don't know; given a good portion of zoosadists seem to have erectile issues this might be the case). If they've just recently had foals like keybored mentioned, that would put them even more at risk of internal damage. It's also possible that the respiratory issues described could be a panic response due to stress, or even an infection as a result of whatever this creep did; if he's fucking horses I'd be willing to bet he's got at least one STD.
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Why say monster on the title? Raping ponies is bad but not as bad as most crimes reported in media.
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Hard to believe this isn't a story out of Kentucky. And, really wanted it to be a monster. Not even a gator in the story, just a scuzzy cracker.
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I don’t understand why horse fuckers exist. Horses are dirty and can easily give you a staff infection. They don’t like people out of the line of sight which is why you never approach them from behind unless you want to get a nice broken foot or kick in the gut.