Internet Famous Rules Change

[Null]

Edit July 2021: Someone seriously sent this to me as evidence of a rule against "shaming sex work". I forgot I made this post but it is 100% a fucking joke.


Hello friends,

After constructive input I have decided to take strong measures starting today to make this an a-log free zone.

What does this mean?
- Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
- No speculation. Going forward, only true and honest information can be posted. Speculation is banned.
- No doxxxing. There's no need to show pictures of people's homes/mansions. This has never contributed to the quality of the thread at all and causes unneeded fear.
- No civilian targets. Leave the girlfriends out of it and don't post any pictures of the girlfriend's children.
- No revenge porn. Don't post any private photos and don't shame people for sex work. This includes microdicks.
- Don't archive anything. Archives are hate speech.

Note: Due to public concern, none of this applies to PPP, Godwinson, Zoom, LeoPirate, TonkaSaw, King of /pol/, MundaneMatt, or Sargon.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

[The Last Stand]

Does that include pedophila?

 

[Dyn]

Thank you, it's about time we took more care and consideration over how our words impact on the feelings of the people we discuss, especially knowing now that many of them are actually extremely sensitive to this kind of thing.

 

[SIGSEGV]

- Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
- No speculation. Going forward, only true and honest information can be posted. Speculation is banned.
- No doxxxing. There's no need to show pictures of people's homes/mansions. This has never contributed to the quality of the thread at all and causes unneeded fear.
- No civilian targets. Leave the girlfriends out of it and don't post any pictures of the girlfriend's children.
- No revenge porn. Don't post any private photos and don't shame people for sex work. This includes microdicks.
- Don't archive anything. Archives are hate speech.

No.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Wait a minute....

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

Fuck you, you cant tell me what to do

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Note: Due to public concern, none of this applies to PPP, Godwinson, Zoom, LeoPirate, King of /pol/, MundaneMatt, or Sargon.

Well thank God we'll still be able to get our daily dose of outlines and 350lb chocolate starfishes.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Yes master

 

[Superman93]

At first when I read this I was like, "is this a joke?" then I read the last line lol.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

I feel like we're being dared to do all these things.

 

[RetroCrab]

- No doxxxing. There's no need to show pictures of people's homes/mansions. This has never contributed to the quality of the thread at all and causes unneeded fear.
- No civilian targets. Leave the girlfriends out of it and don't post any pictures of the girlfriend's children.

Wait, I thought it was okay to make threads on and dox anyone and their extended families?

Unless it's you and your family, of course.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Thank god for the exemption on PPP's starfish pics.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Question:

Is this some crappy IBS in-joke that most people on the site will not understand, because IBS is the most boring shit ever conceived?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

you almost had me there. ALMOST.

 

[President Joe Biden]

Look at me with all these butthole pics of youtubers and nowhere to post them

 

[BarberFerdinand]

I think we can all agree the heart of the issue was ethics in lolcow journalism.

 

[Null]

Is this some crappy IBS in-joke that most people on the site will not understand, because IBS is the most boring shit ever conceived?

Thank you for crawling out of your hole to complain about something you don't understand for the sake of complaining.

 

[Coffee Shits]

The only rules of a bouncy castle is no knife fighting.

 

[gobbogobb]

Why can we talk about Kat for instance but not, say Jade for example?

 

[Alcatraz]

Jesus, I'm so sleep-deprived, I actually had to go look to see if it was April 1st.