Introducing the Bufords - Kiwi Awards that honor Kiwis

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'd nominate @GenociderSyo for pretty much all of those categories.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Best Lolcow Fan Work: @All becomes gunt for this heartfelt tribute to the Kino Casino:
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It's like God himself kissing your eardrums

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

don't get a big head obl

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

I've read forever, only registered a couple months ago. I feel like picking favorites and naming names is a potential embarrassment, but there's been a handful posters I've favored for many years that basically make my KF experience special. One of them even complimented me. It's like open mic night (at a club where puzzle pieces and trash cans are hurled at the stage if you suck) and Robert Fripp (or Mahavitchnu Jawn McGoblin) walks up to you and says ya dun good on that guitar solo. I'm sure they regret it by now, but I'm grateful all the same. Cheers.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Best Overall Contributions - unironically @Cats. he's not an OP author or anything so perhaps others may not think of him in terms of "contributions". but both his shitposting and regular posting are of commendably high quality, and the forum is better for it. I've never seen anybody except unfunny faggots express any dislike for him. Cats threads always put me in a good mood. thank you for posting, my kiwibröther.

 

[Axiom.]

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I know right.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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I know right.

one day you will be able laugh at yourself for being a spastic retard

 

[Dr. Butt]

@AltisticRight for best overall contributions

 

[Axiom.]

one day you will be able laugh at yourself for being a spastic retard

I already accepted my mistakes, man. I realized that was stupid ass fuck of me to do, and my shitposting and ragebaiting weren't helping either. I tried to break bread with you multiple times so we can move past this because no matter what I respected how you contributed to the forum. Like yeah man, that heavy MATI posting I was doing because of the shit that was going on, and since then I've tried to better and I even play into the joke that I fuck bussy and gooned with @wry wrangler. If you can't let it go of that, then, alright man, you do you.

If you really play that game of being a spastic retard, you used the Community Happenings board to completely derail the thread instead of letting mods take care of it because I was getting reports left and right.

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Not to mention, this "slapfight" with Maskull.


Anyways back to the thread topic, you made amazing rewrites throughout this year and I felt honored to do the restoration project with you, thank you.

 

[Fraiser crane]

I already accepted my mistakes, man. I realized that was stupid ass fuck of me to do, and my shitposting and ragebaiting weren't helping either. I tried to break bread with you multiple times so we can move past this because no matter what I respected how you contributed to the forum. Like yeah man, that heavy MATI posting I was doing because of the shit that was going on, and since then I've tried to better and I even play into the joke that I fuck bussy and gooned with @wry wrangler. If you can't let it go of that, then, alright man, you do you.

If you really play that game of being a spastic retard, you used the Community Happenings board to completely derail the thread instead of letting mods take care of it because I was getting reports left and right.
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(Archive)

Not to mention, this "slapfight" with Maskull.
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Anyways back to the thread topic, you made amazing rewrites throughout this year and I felt honored to do the restoration project with you, thank you.

Miss that mfr

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'd like to nominate @Useful_Mistake for Best Overall Contributions.

Useful_Mistake regularly provides a ton of cow legal documents which they often pay for themselves. That means unlike normal jannies who merely do it for free, they essentially pay to do it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anyways back to the thread topic, you made amazing rewrites throughout this year and I felt honored to do the restoration project with you, thank you.

likewise

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

I'll update this post later but for now I'll nominate:

@GenociderSyo for best new OP for the Evie noor topic.

 

[Peanut Butter Trails]

Best Overall Contributions: @Himedall All-seeing Waifu For their contributions in thread rewrites and news, plus being on top of things in multiple threads to the point of making cows sperg out whenever just their name is mentioned (like Nick Rekieta equating them to his entire thread itself).

Best New OP: @Nicholas II of Russia https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mrbeas...east-philantropy-beast-reacts-mrbeast.196696/ This was a lot to cover and it was done well

Best Rewritten OP: This was a tough one, but in the end @Osama Bin Laden rewriting Anisa's thread with all the lunacy he had to cover is top notch! https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...bztv-ian-kane-jomha-ian-kane-washburn.198623/

Best Researcher: Has to be @Temperance as their contributions would be too many to list here. So. Many. Twitter gems.

Best Lolcow Fan Work: @Sharpeteer with the Balldolot series https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3486#post-18161148

 

[AnyoneAnything]

Best Researcher - @KateFarmsShill

Edit because I posted accidentally;
Please excuse me if I did this incorrectly. Her contributions to the Munchausens by Internet thread have provided me laughter on the worst of days. By and far one of the best to ever do it on here.

 

[LarpBait]

Best Overall Contributions: @Sprate Header

 

[Double Taps]

Best Overall Contributions: @Osama Bin Laden - Been a pretty big conduit for threads. Keep seeing his name pop up frequently, so he's definitely put in the time to make content for people to sneed over.

Best New OP: Bluesky by @Admiral Throbnelius - Was torn between interchanging for best rewrites with other cows, but I have to spread the wealth with the noms. Solid OP, nothing like observing the swathes of dipshits infighting and melting down over the twitter exodus.

Best Rewritten OP Elaine Miller by @Axiom the Fucker -I remember lurking the op awhile ago, awesome rewrite.

Best Researcher: @Useful Mistake - Very informative contributions in the Rekeita and Greer threads for legal shit for us non-lawyers. Seems to know what they're talking about most of the time, idk if we're stooping so low as to giving a JANNY, of all people, an award.

Best Lolcow Fan Work - @NaggotFigger for his Monostar Leatherknuckles contributions, too many to thumbnail.

Honorable mentions: @Temperance, @Dire Dire Cocks, and @AMHOLIO. People whose posts I've come across that were either informative, cracked me up, or contribute to the community feature submissions. Cheers to the kiwis who make this site what it is today.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Best Overall Contributions: The Arch-Autist @Osama Bin Laden
Best New OP: smartschoolboy9 by @WhatZitTooya
Best Rewritten OP: Jason "Pirate "Maldavius "Thor" Figtree" Software" Hall by @Relinquish

 

[AnOminous]

The Nice One: Farmers who are notoriously... nice. To everyone. Even lolcows who clearly don't deserve it, The Nice One will continually express belief in humanity's ability to change for the better.

There should be a special Post Merger award just for @Trombonista.

Another OP writer who really deserves credit for meticulously documented OPs about absolutely soul-crushingly depraved individuals is @easy.

Cases in point:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/millio...ife-million-tears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/ (monkeyfucking zoosadists)
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/prostasia-foundation.159812/ (child molestation advocacy group)

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

There should be a special Post Merger award just for @Trombonista.

I second this, especially for her work merging Colton Lochmann's spam posts.