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They never had control of the IRGC. If anything, the IRGC has control over them and they're stuck playing puppets to them.
im not sure if you guys are just memeing or what but the IRGC IS the government, there is no parallel structure. I think you guys might be getting confused as their is both the regular military as well as the IRGC miltarty so in THAT regard there are multiple entitys but the entire government, from local to provincial to federal is ALL IRGC
 
im not sure if you guys are just memeing or what but the IRGC IS the government, there is no parallel structure. I think you guys might be getting confused as their is both the regular military as well as the IRGC miltarty so in THAT regard there are multiple entitys but the entire government, from local to provincial to federal is ALL IRGC


The civilian government of Iran worked closely with the IRGC but at this point the IRGC supersedes the civilian government. They are not the same thing
 
It seems they've noticed how much the term "quagmire" pisses off Hegseth.
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I actually agree & this is a good thing IMO, a lot of the Baloch separatists are also Islamists (just Sunni, like the Taliban, rather than Shiite Islamists, like the ones in Tehran). If they can further divert & tie down the Iranian Islamists' resources as the country continues to melt down economically & socially, thus making things easier for the opposition forces I would like to see actually win (namely Iranian royalists), without succeeding at breaking off yet another shitty SandMountainniggerstan in a neighborhood that already has quite enough of those - well that would just be a fantastic development as far as I'm concerned.
That's one of the few good things the IRGC atleast has been doing. The baloch seem like massive fucking retards and i hope they are dealt with proper.

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"How about we do an 'anime-style vacuuming' of the I.R.?"
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Formally invite the USA in to take out the IRGC as a rogue actor that threatens the internal integrity and stability of Iran.

He has no control over them and he's never had any control over them, so there's no loss of izzat by admitting they're doing whatever they want.
My first thought was the possibility of a "ceasefire" in the style of Israel and Lebanon where the U.S. gets to maintain its position that the ceasefire is still in place with what they recognize as the government of Iran while raping the IRGC. Prevents B&PP day and Pezeshkian gets to farm izzat by being able to claim that he was the one who ended the war and maybe gets to be the U.S. puppet instead of an IRGC puppet once the dust settles. May just depend on if he's more afraid of the IRGC putting a bullet in him or the U.S. dropping a tomahawk on his head, he doesn't seem like someone with strong convictions so I suspect he'll do whatever seems most likely to keep him alive just as he has so far.

Trump is probably factoring in his meeting with Xi as well. I’m not sure what we should expect out of that in regards to Iran.
He could just be stalling to let the oil prices stay high and keep China cut off until then in order to have that as leverage over Xi. The June oil futures settle on May 19th, a Tuesday, a few days after their meeting, which should give him enough time to make some headline that deflates prices before the contracts settle.
 
I feel like I need to ask this… for that Pizza tracking thing does it actually account how good the places are? Like does it try to factor out how good a place is? I keep seeing it and I honestly want to know if those are good or if the Pentagon is better off getting a little Caesar’s installed.
Yes, but not in the way you seem to think. They're just comparing the current estimated activity to the baseline predicted activity, so the relative goodness of a particular shop is accounted for, because it's only being compared to itself (and it has the same "goodness" as itself). The baseline prediction is just going to be something like a weighted average of historical estimates of activity at the same location at the same time of day and day of week, or something like that.

So goodness is accounted for, but it's also not something that the index can tell you.
 
My first thought was the possibility of a "ceasefire" in the style of Israel and Lebanon where the U.S. gets to maintain its position that the ceasefire is still in place with what they recognize as the government of Iran while raping the IRGC. Prevents B&PP day and Pezeshkian gets to farm izzat by being able to claim that he was the one who ended the war and maybe gets to be the U.S. puppet instead of an IRGC puppet once the dust settles. May just depend on if he's more afraid of the IRGC putting a bullet in him or the U.S. dropping a tomahawk on his head, he doesn't seem like someone with strong convictions so I suspect he'll do whatever seems most likely to keep him alive just as he has so far.

Very interesting theory. By design, the IRGC was created to ensure this doesn't happen, hence why the internet is still shut off. I don't think its going to be enough for Pres. Pez and the moderates to overpower the IRGC and Basij without further strikes to decimate morale and whatever is left of C2.
 
decided to do a little more digging into the IRGCS vaunted speed broat navy

some of them seriously are just boston whalers with DHSKS on the front
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i found the worst job in the Iranian navy, they call this guy "the can opener"
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Ok this one actually made me chuckle, I was so confident it was AI, only to find it was posted BY THE IRAN FRONT PAGE LOL
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the title of the article this picture comes from is "Iran claims new boats have Radar evading stealth tech" ready to see their 6th gen boat?
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the dang anti radar tech was so expensive they couldent afford a flag, 1 like equals 1 Iranian flag for their boston whaler

LMAO, no flag and no DHSK
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its rough out here in the Iranian navy, got no guns, no flags, no bitches, its terrible!
I swear to god they never CEASE to amaze me how they look like fucking GLA units from C&C Generals. It's hilarious.

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"Ready to mine"
"I'll show them a true mining operation"
"Deploying water mines"
"The seas are mine"
"Watch them blow!"

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"Stingboat"
"We fly in the sea"
"They will never catch us!"
"We move swiftly!"
"We will surround them!"
"They have stirred the hornet's nest!"
 
I swear to god they never CEASE to amaze me how they look like fucking GLA units from C&C Generals. It's hilarious.

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"Ready to mine"
"I'll show them a true mining operation"
"Deploying water mines"
"The seas are mine"
"Watch them blow!"

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"Stingboat"
"We fly in the sea"
"They will never catch us!"
"We move swiftly!"
"We will surround them!"
"They have stirred the hornet's nest!"
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>Fight? Why bother?
>It's cheaper this way....
>They can't shoot us all!
>It only takes one getting through!!
>Control uplink established.
>Don't touch the hornet's nest!

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>Sonic emitter online.
>Sound off.
>Got some tunes for 'em.
>Drones? What drones?
>Crank the music up.
>Jammin.
>Sound of freedom...

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>Retire this!
>Old dogs know a lot of tricks!
>Strafing run in progress.
>Supersonic speed is good for running away.
>I like my wings like a like my women. Straight and carrying ordinance.
>Those boats look yummy.
>Dodge this!

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>ahhh hello general. I see you've come to finish the job, but tell me... how can you kill what is likely already dead mmmm?
>Please, drop all the bombs you wish. My people are quite used to dying.
>I wouldn't touch that power station if I were you general.... you might end up in the news for some dead children!
>What i'm about to do will destroy you general... or at least my people will believe that.
>Did you grow up playing with legos general? Watch this!

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>ehhhhhh..... i guess my father was right about me not being a good ayatollah....
>I have a horde of virgins awaiting me. What does your god offer you, general?

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>Improvised drone shields installed comrade.
>Cope, but effective.
>Don't knock a simple soltuion
>It keeps the demons out...
>They will mock me no more!
 
Very interesting theory. By design, the IRGC was created to ensure this doesn't happen, hence why the internet is still shut off. I don't think its going to be enough for Pres. Pez and the moderates to overpower the IRGC and Basij without further strikes to decimate morale and whatever is left of C2.
Agreed, hard to imagine any scenario without more U.S. strikes unless Trump completely cucks on the nuclear issue which seems very unlikely. Possible that if the U.S. eliminates enough of the IRGC command structure whatever's left could accept Pezeshkian's authority, or at least be unable to contest it/eliminate him, especially if he can convincingly claim to be relaying the orders of Mojtaba "Schrödinger's Ayatollah" Khamenei.
 
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The civilian government of Iran worked closely with the IRGC but at this point the IRGC supersedes the civilian government. They are not the same thing
some very cosmically funny about the coin clippers getting mad that the midwits are to confidently stupid to be manipulated where as the superstitious bottom feeders are ripe for priming

I think on paper your point is right I should clarify I meant de facto control if not de jure.

The jews co opted the idea of IQ to put mfers in boxes and help to otherize as if race alone wasent enough, it started as a way to determine what students needed more help and the jews made it some racial thing that to this day you have to debate bell curve bros.

How do you measure the intellect required to compose a symphony or paint a beautiful work of art? To run a perfect crossing route or to plot a perfect naval voyage? These and countless more are forms of "intelligence" the Stanford-Binet just ignores.

btw is this update in addition to the 6 from before or are they amending it from 6 to 7?
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