Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit
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LETS GO LETS GO LETS FO YEAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Scout Trooper]

LOOKS LIKE IRGC'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

EDIT: Probably not

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit
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I was going to post that but it happened three hours ago and nothing else has been reported by anyone. If we were hitting Iran it wouldn't be just a couple of cities and if the UAE was doing it every Iranian propaganda channel would be screaming about it. Probably more AA practice.

Kinda wondering what the CIA is for if not situations like this.

The CIA only knows how to smuggle drugs and record powerful men fucking kids.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

The CIA only knows how to smuggle drugs and record powerful men fucking kids.

I thought the second one was mostly handled by Mossad these days.

 

[Ghostse]

Shaka, when the Walls closed in

Temba, his columns thick, his ink sprayed wide

Sokath, his brown hands uncovered!

Bond, you are cleared for Mission 004: Monte Carlo
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popped a chub, ngl.

 

[Russell Coight]

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Maybe he unveils some kind of exotic technology to intimidate Xi? Like the discombobulator.

Or the bowel disruptor.

Spoiler

 

[Post Reply]

Or the bowel disruptor.

Spoiler

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That might explain why Putin's entourage bags and packs away his deuces.

 

[Hanged Man]

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This is their superpower at work. Iran's greatest asset is AI shitposting.

 

[Kalergi]

This is their superpower at work. Iran's greatest asset is AI shitposting.

They're starting to even suck at that. The AI pic looks like the oil storage facilities at Kharg Island:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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I love how they used a USN/USMC jet for their US Army attack

 

[Teshub]

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"US Army"

Do these fucks not even realize who their fighting with? Or have I missed a rather important memo?

 

[Unredacted TND]

Or they're throwing them under the bus.

They always did.

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

Thanks for letting us know early your post is gay, dumb, and typed by brown hands thus can be completely ignored.

Anyone that doesn't want to mulch up every blond midwesterner in America for the sake of pic related is a Somali. Sure.



I wonder what happens to ordinary shtetlbumpkins like you when the fat needs to be trimmed.

(Wait a minute, you're the same retarded neocon as from the ukraine thread! If you aren't a shill, post your polymarket portfolio. I wanna see how much money you've put on the fall of the Iranian regime. Free cash at 6%, right?)

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second of all, the dollar is more secure as the global currency today than it was 3 months ago.

Three seconds in Google

If you have a better quantitative metric than this, post it. If all you've got is reddit snark, post it there instead.

 

[David Floyd George]

Well at least the Pentagon finally figured out the Strait is and always was the strategic hinge. Hinges, after all those gates have more than one of em

You know what they say: Big gates, big hinges.

If you have a better quantitative metric than this, post it. If all you've got is reddit snark, post it there instead.

You're seriously suggesting the ruble as an alternate global reserve currency to the dollar? Seriously? I can see the argument for the yuan (though it isn't a very good one), but the ruble? That's just pants-on-head retarded.

 

[Morridowfag]

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How exactly does this work? Are they trying to say the US is bombing the UAE to farm Iran reputation points to hit the level where the Strait of Hormuz is automatically opened? They fucking doing the modern warfare remix of Prince Ali Rescue to not pay the 5 GP toll on the Hormuz gate?

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

You're seriously suggesting the ruble as an alternate global reserve currency to the dollar?

The obvious implication is that a dramatic decline in purchasing power relative to the currencies of its two main geopolitical opponents is not a sign that the dollar is more secure as a global reserve currency than before the war.

Like I said, a quantitative metric is needed, and this is the most intuitive one available. A currency taking a nosedive is a universally accepted indicator that all is not well.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

pic related

What I love about this picture and these two sand goblins is that it's a litmus test of bias.

Only a schnozed zionist & their boomercon lapdogs OR a muzzie brownhands & their progressive pawns would look at one and think "yeah I want that in my neighborhood"

If you cant look at that picture and think "yes there's something wrong with both of those sandbox ghouls" then I don't want to hear your opinion on the Middle East.

 

[Russell Coight]

The obvious implication is that a dramatic decline in purchasing power relative to the currencies of its two main geopolitical opponents is not a sign that the dollar is more secure as a global reserve currency than before the war.

Like I said, a quantitative metric is needed, and this is the most intuitive one available. A currency taking a nosedive is a universally accepted indicator that all is not well.

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