IRL Incels

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I'm incel. All Black men are incel, especially if they don't like fat chicks or want Asian women. Black men cannot get the good things in life.
 
Nazi vegeta said:
how do you know he didnt just pay some prostitutes?
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I was with him a few of those nights. And he scored with some chicks way out of his league by any normal definition.

HeirenPlaya said:
I'm incel. All Black men are incel, especially if they don't like fat chicks or want Asian women. Black men cannot get the good things in life.
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Oh no you aren't you dumbass. You're just a bitchy groid.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
You know she's OBVIOUSLY cucked you with Chad already, right?

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damn, don't say this while I'm reading the r/polyamory thread :sigh:

although knowing the jealous "till death do us apart" wreck she is I'd find it quite unusual for her to do that
 
AnOminous said:
All incels have shit personalities.

Sorry to incel morons, but even the ugliest, grossest, nastiest-ass people can get laid. If you can't get laid, it's your own fault. You are not an incel. You are a volcel lying to yourself.

I've known utterly ugly ass fucking people of both sexes who got laid all the time just by lowering their standards. I knew a fat Jew who barely ever bathed who got laid nearly every night. What did he do? He just went out to bars and drank and bought drinks for chicks and hit on every single fucking female he encountered and got shot down 90% of the time because holy fuck he was ugly and smelly.

The other 10% of the time he got laid though. It was seriously that simple.
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Dunno, fat Jews are probably the target of gold diggers and wannabee actresses.
 
There was this guy I knew in college who would start verbally abusing women if they covered their cleavage/breasts around him, often times screaming at them to the point they would break down crying if he didn't leave. He'd usually follow this up with "They think I'm a creep when I'm nicer than the Jocks they're dating!" This behavior wound up getting him kicked out midway through the spring semester which resulted in him joining the Army. Last I heard he had worked his way up to Corporal and was still single.
 
Ron /pol/ said:
You seem like the wierd one tbh
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Oh I don't deny it. I am.
Just most sober men on Skype with a naked drunk lesbian in a one year relationship wouldn't exactly believe an off the cuff remark like 'I'm gonna take your virginity' and the fit of giggles that followed.
 
lameandgay2 said:
Oh I don't deny it. I am.
Just most sober men on Skype with a naked drunk lesbian in a one year relationship wouldn't exactly believe an off the cuff remark like 'I'm gonna take your virginity' and the fit of giggles that followed.
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You got fully nude in front of a virgin male while explicitly telling him you would fuck him and you're surprised it changed the dynamic of your relationship with him? Is there something I'm missing?
 
Boxy Brown said:
You got fully nude in front of a virgin male while explicitly telling him you would fuck him and you're surprised it changed the dynamic of your relationship with him? Is there something I'm missing?
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I thought it was a funny joke at the time. It's why I quit drinking. Was getting me into too much shit and really messing with my life.
 
“I never get pussy ever! I never get any pussy because I’m too nice! I’m always so nice to the girls and they just end up dating these guys that they’re terrible to them! I never get any pussy! I really want a blowjob but I’ve never had one! It’s because I’ve paid for the meals and afterwards they disrespect me because I’m too nice to them! I’ve always offered to take them places and give them rides and do chores for them and open doors and they never give me any pussy! This one girl I bought her a coat and she wore it and she said she liked the coat and I thought that if I bought it fir her she would finally give me the pussy! They’ve never judged my penis I just want to eat the pussy! I don’t even care I just want to make them feel good! I don’t understand I’m so respectful I will lick your pussy, you don’t have to do anything I just want to feel it! Are they closed? Fuck this! Fuck man! Where are my bagels? Now I’m pissed! Now I’m gonna eat some pussy! And you look pretty good! Now I’m going to eat some pussy and to be honest you look pretty good! Here, let me do it! UGHUHHHUGHH I CAN’t GET A BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIICH! *Let’s go get some McDonald’s* Fuck you!” ~ Rabbi Samuel Hydeberg minutes before shooting up a Synagogue
 
Used to have a friend that turned out to be an incel. He would completely fetishise Asian women, refused to acknowledge or flirt with any woman who wasn't from glorious Nippon. Sad thing is he had girls interested in him, but he was always very rudely dismissive of them because they weren't Asian, and he scared off the actual Asian girls by being a creepy weirdo around them.

Threw fits over not getting any and whined about being forever alone constantly. Ended his friendship with me when I got in a relationship. Said I wasn't a supportive friend was was "rubbing my relationship" in his face.
 
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