IRL Incels

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I have a friend of 10+ years that had his mom wipe his ass for him until he turned 15. He stays in and plays vidya all day. He applied for a job as a grocery-bagger, but got beat out by a literal retard. He has 2k+ hours on Battlefront II and actually only eats chicken tenders from McDonald's. I remember once where his grandma was at the hospital and he was visiting, keeping her company while he played on his 3DS. My grandma is friends with her and decided to visit, and brought some homecooked food for my friend. Instead of accepting it, he insisted he only eats chicken tenders.
 
Is it incel if you're homo, but just kind of holding off on finding the right guy?

Because to some, people just bitch that incels are "people who haven't been laid by a certain age". That's stupid, I just want to find someone that isn't going to rage about social justice shit all the time and just be cool about shit.
 
GHTD said:
Is it incel if you're homo, but just kind of holding off on finding the right guy?

Because to some, people just bitch that incels are "people who haven't been laid by a certain age". That's stupid, I just want to find someone that isn't going to rage about social justice shit all the time and just be cool about shit.
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Having standards and waiting to have sex is laudable, and pretty much the opposite of incel.
 
GHTD said:
Is it incel if you're homo, but just kind of holding off on finding the right guy?

Because to some, people just bitch that incels are "people who haven't been laid by a certain age". That's stupid, I just want to find someone that isn't going to rage about social justice shit all the time and just be cool about shit.
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No. Incel means 'in-voluntary' celibate. People who wait for marriage/the right person just have heightened standards.
 
AnOminous said:
All incels have shit personalities.

Sorry to incel morons, but even the ugliest, grossest, nastiest-ass people can get laid. If you can't get laid, it's your own fault. You are not an incel. You are a volcel lying to yourself.

I've known utterly ugly ass fucking people of both sexes who got laid all the time just by lowering their standards. I knew a fat Jew who barely ever bathed who got laid nearly every night. What did he do? He just went out to bars and drank and bought drinks for chicks and hit on every single fucking female he encountered and got shot down 90% of the time because holy fuck he was ugly and smelly.

The other 10% of the time he got laid though. It was seriously that simple.
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Sorry for old-replying, just discovered this gold mine.
100% Correct.

Personal anti-incel story.
I worked with this 50yo Marketing executive. Looked SLIGHTLY younger than 50 (maybe mid 40s), but he was UGLY, FAT and a TOTAL drunk (Irish).
He could sell snow to an eskimo, though.
He would get PRIME pussy by the TRAINLOAD. And the fucker was MARRIED.
True Story: Picked up a 19yo 9/10 bombshell waitress in a Bar and Grill, fucked her every weekend and brought her to the COMPANY PICNIC. Just to rub our noses in it.
He used to brag "I'm fucking a GF that is younger than my daughter!".
He also had another piece - early 30s that he went out to more respectable functions with. Total MILF beauty.

Electro-magnetic personality - EVERY woman in a bar would be drawn to him. Very successful in Sales/Marketing too. Unrepentant liar as well.

Sped Xing said:
Imagine gatekeeping Autism on kiwi farms dot net.


As for our little Skyrim player, you're a good example of what separates "awkward young lad who trips on himself and gets nowhere with the ladies" and "incel." You've been brainwashed by a bunch of of reddit pussies. Stop. Grow up. There is still time.

Or don't. The human race will not suffer for you being a genetic dead end.

Think "what would a faggot do," and do something else. Be kind. Care about something. That should do the trick.
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Stop it... stop it...
*sniff*
He's already dead...
 
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Sped Xing said:
I'm a girl gamer, how dare.
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ahem.
I love you, but the Internet has rules...

(@Dyn - you too)
((and @Clown Baby ))

you KNOW the rules.jpg

Also: My Observations mostly for @kekofthebest
1) Get off the internet for a WHILE
-it's not reality
-it will harm your perception of reality
-Maybe even cut the books out. Seems like you've read enough.

2) Women are both different and the same as men. It's contradictory. That's life.

3) Dating is a Honey Trap. Be available, but also Be the Honey.
-You are sweet and precious, but not readily available.
-Do not be 'discovering', be available to be discovered.
-Women will wonder, "He isn't anything to look at, but DAMN, there is something that is glowing inside him. I NEED to know what it IS"

4) Another metaphor that probably won't work. Guitar/Music
-You can't play guitar 'harder'
-You fail when you concentrate
-You fail when you are over-inebriated (chemical or narcissism)
-You fail when you read too much about it
-You fail when you do not PRACTICE
-You learn to LISTEN

No joke, get of the internet and try to take up guitar. You can get a chink shit-guitar for $100.
 
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GHTD said:
Is it incel if you're homo, but just kind of holding off on finding the right guy?

Because to some, people just bitch that incels are "people who haven't been laid by a certain age". That's stupid, I just want to find someone that isn't going to rage about social justice shit all the time and just be cool about shit.
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I think its much more than that.

Its more than just being virgin. Its being obsessed about being a virgin and being so incapable that you can't get any sex.
Its also just hating women because of a lack of sex. Plenty of Incels in the Incel threads had sex at least once with the fat chick.
 
Most striking thing about incels I've known irl is that they seemingly experience no joy around sexual attraction. They're just all ghoulish need and zero fun. And what's the point if you're not having fun? I think that's largely what's meant when the word creepy gets tossed around. Nerves are one thing, but this is something else. Not met any looks obsessives irl but they're truly the nuttiest online.

Chads irl usually see women as a different species. They seem to just "get it" in terms of gender differences in a way that infuriates incels who expect direct gender parity e.g. they wouldn't find a nervous shy girl unattractive so can't fathom why it wouldn't be the case in reverse. Again with the looks obsessives, just mirroring the opposite gender. Which tbf is completely understandable in a culture that supposedly prides itself on breaking gender norms. This also explains the male feminist mindset.

Personally, I've had more luck when fat and not giving a shit than times when I was lifting and thirsty. It doesn't make sense really, but ultimately you either enjoy playing the batshit rigged game or you go and do something else.
 
Slap47 said:
I think its much more than that.

Its more than just being virgin. Its being obsessed about being a virgin and being so incapable that you can't get any sex.
Its also just hating women because of a lack of sex. Plenty of Incels in the Incel threads had sex at least once with the fat chick.
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Close but disagree here. Incel (yes I know what Incel is short for) can also be someone who isn't a virgin, you just have to be obsessed with sex and put women on a pedestal.
 
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