Is Barb "Protecting" Chris?

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Chris is a pretty boring person to spend time with, unless you get him drunk or just hang out with him to watch him make an ass of himself.

It's kind of unsurprising really. He's basically a child in a man's body so you can only really talk to him like you'd talk to a child, only it's funnier when he falls for a trap a 7 year old might fall for at the age of 27.

 

[Marvin]

I think Chris was a lot more chill in the past than he is now. Chris' situation is a lot shittier now than it was back then. While I think he might've occasionally mentioned his loneliness or whatever, it wasn't like the recent facebook leak where it's rapid fire "i'm so lonely, get me girlfriends, you're bad friends" shit. Although, in its place, Chris would just jabber about whatever video games or legos or whatever shit he was into at the time.

True, but the overarching theme is that Chris talks about Chris. Even in his more peaceful glory days, he had a lot of trouble understanding just why he should care what you have to talk about.

Chris was shittily socialized, but he was still socialized. If you came in the room crying, I'm pretty sure he'd ask you what's wrong. Although once you said what the problem was, he'd say "oh, dats sad, well one time I blah blah blah" and then tell a story about how he experienced something much less severe. Or he'd compare it to something he saw on TV. I think these sorts of things are his halfassed attempts to sympathize, but it just comes off to normal people that he's trying to one-up you or something. Chris has problems understanding anything that might be going on inside someone else's head. Untreated 'tism, I guess.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

If you came in the room crying, I'm pretty sure he'd ask you what's wrong. Although once you said what the problem was, he'd say "oh, dats sad, well one time I blah blah blah" and then tell a story about how he experienced something much less severe. Or he'd compare it to something he saw on TV. I think these sorts of things are his halfassed attempts to sympathize, but it just comes off to normal people that he's trying to one-up you or something. Chris has problems understanding anything that might be going on inside someone else's head. Untreated 'tism, I guess.

Oh, your gra-grandmother died in de uh, in the terrorist attacks on 9/11? Mmyeah that is uh, that is sad. Like when my dog Patti died, yeah I was def-def uh I was definitely sad on that day too

 

[BigBoss]

Oh, your gra-grandmother died in de uh, in the terrorist attacks on 9/11? Mmyeah that is uh, that is sad. Like when my dog Patti died, yeah I was def-def uh I was definitely sad on that day too

THAT DOGHOUSE HAD TO WEIGH AT LEAST TEN TONS!

 

[applecat]

If you came in the room crying, I'm pretty sure he'd ask you what's wrong. Although once you said what the problem was, he'd say "oh, dats sad, well one time I blah blah blah" and then tell a story about how he experienced something much less severe. Or he'd compare it to something he saw on TV. I think these sorts of things are his halfassed attempts to sympathize, but it just comes off to normal people that he's trying to one-up you or something. Chris has problems understanding anything that might be going on inside someone else's head. Untreated 'tism, I guess.

Oh, your gra-grandmother died in de uh, in the terrorist attacks on 9/11? Mmyeah that is uh, that is sad. Like when my dog Patti died, yeah I was def-def uh I was definitely sad on that day too

N-Not to uh, mmmention I got- I got fired from my uh, my job at Wendy's because my, uh my manager was a jerk. If I didn't get my, didn't get my uh, Dark Arbok card dat day I would have been real sad.

 

[Uzumaki]

I think Chris was a lot more chill in the past than he is now. Chris' situation is a lot shittier now than it was back then. While I think he might've occasionally mentioned his loneliness or whatever, it wasn't like the recent facebook leak where it's rapid fire "i'm so lonely, get me girlfriends, you're bad friends" shit. Although, in its place, Chris would just jabber about whatever video games or legos or whatever shit he was into at the time.

True, but the overarching theme is that Chris talks about Chris. Even in his more peaceful glory days, he had a lot of trouble understanding just why he should care what you have to talk about.

What about Megan? Back in his Golden Age he seemed to have a fairly amicable relationship with her until he ruined it. I don't know enough to say but it doesn't seem like they'd have grown even as close as they did if Chris was being all Chris at her all the time. I think there's something to be said for his current attitude being a more recent phenomenon.

As he becomes more and more isolated his socialization breaks down more and more.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Many people in this thread are sick in the head. I read a good amount of your speculations, and they are disgusting. Chris sleeping with his mom? Seriously? You thought that up and typed it into this forum? Gross.

 

[Kindness Coin]

Many people in this thread are sick in the head. I read a good amount of your speculations, and they are disgusting. Chris sleeping with his mom? Seriously? You thought that up and typed it into this forum? Gross.

They spoon, and there is at least one video which is ... 'suggestive'.

 

[Lil]

If by protecting you mean locking Princess Kaka in the tallest tower of her hoard, then yeah. Yeah, she's doing a fantastic job.

 

[Zim]

Many people in this thread are sick in the head. I read a good amount of your speculations, and they are disgusting. Chris sleeping with his mom? Seriously? You thought that up and typed it into this forum? Gross.

I totally agree with you. The problem is I want to believe that he doesn't do this because it's really messed up and I can't wrap my head around it but he's done so much other weird stuff that I thought the same thing about that there's still a part of me that could believe it. I try to take everything from both sides with a grain of salt.

On this topic I can see them sleeping in the same room or something because it's still in my mental comfort zone. Them sleeping in the same bed each night just seems too far out there even for the Chandlers. Sure Barb has locked our bumbling idiot down a lot more then he used to be but sleeping in the same bed is just a step too far even for them in my opinion.

I can't remember what Marvin has said about it but what he says carries more weight with me since he's more in the know.

So my general opinion on this is: same room - yes. Same bed, no? I hope it's no. I've been shocked before by this family, though.

 

[CatParty]

Many people in this thread are sick in the head. I read a good amount of your speculations, and they are disgusting. Chris sleeping with his mom? Seriously? You thought that up and typed it into this forum? Gross.

Welcome to the cwcki forums.

 

[theobservdr]

Yea, I think because of all the stuff that was happened coupled with Bobs heart attack, Barb is a bit more protective seeing that she really has no one left besides Chris.

Surely enough Chris' Uncle and sister will visit Barb and Chris, but if there is strife in the family who knows?

 

[Marvin]

On this topic I can see them sleeping in the same room or something because it's still in my mental comfort zone. Them sleeping in the same bed each night just seems too far out there even for the Chandlers. Sure Barb has locked our bumbling idiot down a lot more then he used to be but sleeping in the same bed is just a step too far even for them in my opinion.

Heh, I don't know if they even have beds in whatever room they're sleeping in now. If it was a bed, I wouldn't put it past Barb to have him sleep in the same bed with her.

 

[Hasharin]

Many people in this thread are sick in the head. I read a good amount of your speculations, and they are disgusting. Chris sleeping with his mom? Seriously? You thought that up and typed it into this forum? Gross.

Not like the subject of this forum is gross itself...

 

[CalmMyTits]

I imagine that in her head, Barb thinks she is protecting Chris. And for her, that is enough.

 

[Trombonista]

I imagine that in her head, Barb thinks she is protecting Chris. And for her, that is enough.

Yeah, I was also thinking that she might tell Chris that she's doing what she does "for his own good," even if it really isn't.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Surely enough Chris' Uncle and sister will visit Barb and Chris, but if there is strife in the family who knows?

Nope. Chris told who he thought was Savannah that one time him and Bob left some presents at their doorstep because nobody answered the door, or (I think, help me out) answered the phone when Bob called?

Also, in the leak Chris mentioned that him and Barb went to some city to see some of her relatives, but turns out nobody was home.

 

[pickleniggo]

I don't know if they even have beds in whatever room they're sleeping in now. If it was a bed, I wouldn't put it past Barb to have him sleep in the same bed with her.

...everything about this statement makes my brain hurt.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't know if they even have beds in whatever room they're sleeping in now. If it was a bed, I wouldn't put it past Barb to have him sleep in the same bed with her.

...everything about this statement makes my soul hurt.

FTFY.

 

[The Dude]

My personal take on this is Barb is trying to keep Chris from breaking any more laws. He's shockingly open with her about his masturbation and love dolls, so I have no doubt in my mind that he told his Blorb about the prostitute. That probably set off some "oh shit" alarms because it could have easily been an under cover police officer. And I'm sure she is just keeping OPL around because she is lonely and lazy and enjoys having someone to go get her food.

But I think it's mainly to keep Chris from getting arrested...again.