Is Chris done?

[Iron Sheik]

We're looking at his facebook posts for Christs sakes, no videos in forever; I used to be a huge believer that he would come back. but now I'm just like meh. I hardly check the CWCKI or forums anymore, once a week maybe at best, has the Chris obsession passed within me? Or has it passed for all time and I'm just realizing it now?

 

[Hyperion]

Theres still more cocks on the horizon.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Who's Chris?

 

[snowkitten91]

It ain't over till the fat tard sings.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

As long as he's not in jail, its never done.

 

[wheat pasta]

It ain't over till the fat tard sings.

Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage ((or if you prefer, sad lonely cage))
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I ain't ever wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Keep the faith. You will be rewarded.

 

[CatParty]

There's always a calm before the storm.

 

[calicojack]

Like I said before. Something big is about to happen this year, I can feel it..

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Who's Chris?

Is he that Chinese guy with the mustache?

 

[José Mourinho]

Probably, but needless to say, this kinda goes the same for the lolcows I follow.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Who's Chris?

Is he that Chinese guy with the mustache?

No, no, you're thinking of Suzanne Sommers. Chris is the one with the gammy left nipple. That's why we always call him Gammy Nippled Chris.

 

[Stratochu]

I too feel something big coming up. Be it Barb dying, CWC going back to THe GAMe PLACe or full retard on Snyder in public, 14BC catching fire, or another superstorm that actually damages Ruckersville, I'm not sure, but I feel it in the air and almost smell the Ats, 14BC funk, burned rubber from the Cadillac tires snagged by a jerkop's spike strips, and DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, over the scents of incense and Djarum Blacks in the apartment.

 

[Donald Duck]

I keep thinking that Chris, in his infinite idiocy, will think that the restraining order Snyder has on him will expire the same time his probation is over and will head over there for yet another confrontation with his "arch nemesis" the very next day.

 

[cypocryphy]

No. One day he will rise from the ashes like a fat, retarded Phoenix.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Like I said before. Something big is about to happen this year, I can feel it..

In a last-ditch effort to cheat the cold grip of death, Barb will coerce her son into performing a fusion dance with her, thus transforming the both of them into one new being - Barbian Westler, consumer of worlds.

 

[Marvin]

I keep thinking that Chris, in his infinite idiocy, will think that the restraining order Snyder has on him will expire the same time his probation is over and will head over there for yet another confrontation with his "arch nemesis" the very next day.

He's too afraid of cops to do that.

Anyway, depends on what you mean by "done." If you're asking if he'll ever do something big like he did in the past? I doubt it.

 

[cypocryphy]

Like I said before. Something big is about to happen this year, I can feel it..

In a last-ditch effort to cheat the cold grip of death, Barb will coerce her son into performing a fusion dance with her, thus transforming the both of them into one new being - Barbian Westler, consumer of worlds.

Like Station in "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"?

 

[WWWWolf]

Chris isn't "done". Shit is just not happening at the moment, and there may even be a remote (very remote) chance that Chris will get a grip or has a reasonable facsimile of a grip given upon him. So things may happen, but he's burned himself so many times that it's not exactly happening immediately and, when it does, it's not exactly spectacular. But the facebook updates show that he's not exactly gotten a proper clue yet. Anything might happen.

If you feel disheartened by the *ahem lack of updates, just look at random weirdos elsewhere. Plenty of amusing shit going on elsewhere. Currently spending most of my time laughing at Tumblr activists.

 

[Marvin]

Chris isn't "done". Shit is just not happening at the moment, and there may even be a remote (very remote) chance that Chris will get a grip or has a reasonable facsimile of a grip given upon him. So things may happen, but he's burned himself so many times that it's not exactly happening immediately and, when it does, it's not exactly spectacular. But the facebook updates show that he's not exactly gotten a proper clue yet. Anything might happen.

In the literal sense, yeah, anything might happen. Chris could win the lottery tomorrow, for example. But Chris winning the lottery is not very likely. It's unlikely to the point where it's an outcome not really worth considering. Really, "anything might happen" isn't a very useful response.

Fatty still holds a lot of stupid opinions that he did in the past, but it's extremely unlikely he'll express them in the way he used to.