Is Chris done?

[Satoru182]

When his probation is over, surely the very next day, he will do something stupid, upload a video, write a big rant on the judge, who knows. The moment he feels free, he will soar like a balding eagle, and crash down in his fat and autistic face.

 

[Asperchu_Super_Fan]

I recall thoughts like this becoming popular every few months since the Ivy saga. Heck, before Tomgirl Chris was thought to be dead and never coming back.

Now that Chris won't go to church, the last bridge has been burned and the internet will literally be Chris's only form of socialization. Wait and see, folks. Wait and see.

 

[regularjohn]

Every time I turn on the news, I keep half expecting to see a fat guy in drag carrying a sniper rifle and picking people off from on top of the GAMe PLACe. Of course he wouldn't hit anyone, and he'll probably get shot in 5 seconds, assuming he doesnt accidentally shoot himself first.

All this alone time has got to be effecting him. Just wait until it all boils over.

 

[Maloongoo]

To me, Chris is kind of Unpredictable. It's highly unlikely that he'll start making videos again anytime soon but you never know.

Hypothetically speaking, I think if Liquid were to re-surface and start making videos again about how Sonichu is a huge success and how Kacey is pregnant with their God-given child Crystal or something like that. That might anger him enough to start making videos but I know that won't ever happen

 

[Hexbox]

The story arc of our dear friend isn't quite complete, I feel. Sadly, it's probably going to start wrapping up once Barb dies. To be honest, I'm not looking forward to the fallout of that.

 

[cypocryphy]

Every time I turn on the news, I keep half expecting to see a fat guy in drag carrying a sniper rifle and picking people off from on top of the GAMe PLACe. Of course he wouldn't hit anyone, and he'll probably get shot in 5 seconds, assuming he doesnt accidentally shoot himself first.

All this alone time has got to be effecting him. Just wait until it all boils over.

A sniper rifle is too heavy for him to hold anyway.

 

[Marvin]

To me, Chris is kind of Unpredictable.

Unpredictable as far as you can tell based on public information, anyway.

 

[Hyperion]

A sniper rifle is too manly anyway. Also, very loud. Remember that his sensory defensiveness makes him lose control and tard rage whenever theres loud noise.

 

[Marvin]

*bang*

 

[Rio]

*bang*

Spoiler

I doubt Chris will go back to the clownshirt youtube days... Things might still happen though. Things are always happening. The big question is just whether they're interesting or not.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The story arc of our dear friend isn't quite complete, I feel. Sadly, it's probably going to start wrapping up once Barb dies. To be honest, I'm not looking forward to the fallout of that.

This. The death of parents effects most people. Someone who's relationship with their mother is as symbiotic as Chris? Disastorous.

 

[snowkitten91]

If Bob's death affected him, I can't even imagine what will come out of Barb kicking the bucket.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I foresee Barb's death affecting him so badly that he just cuts off from the internet completely. That is, nobody will know what ends up happening to Chris after that.

 

[WWWWolf]

Fatty still holds a lot of stupid opinions that he did in the past, but it's extremely unlikely he'll express them in the way he used to.

Yup. Chris has kept doing the same things, just in private. The only difference is we only get Facebook gruntings and his reactions to media events. It's another matter altogether if he has actually learnt not to engage with his fandase, which was a source of joy (and terror) for him.

A sniper rifle is too heavy for him to hold anyway.

And it's not even good for his health. Unlike good honest sports like Guitar Hero, he can't stand up while he's using a sniper rifle. Though I think he'd be able to hit the targets after dying hundred times. FPSes are not really his forte, after all.

 

[hm yeah]

Just based on how I've looked at Chris' internet existence, if you'll pardon me comparing the high points of the CWC Saga to something really serious for an individual - it's like heart attacks, where the saying "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" absolutely does not apply at all. One makes another more likely, and they damage you irreparably, even if you can heal from them somewhat.

Each saga was hilarious but damaged him permanently somewhat (giving him STWESS), and he'd heal to a degree and crawl back up, but he kept having STWESS and accumulating STWESS and now he's got so much STWESS and is so defeated and lazy...it really feels like it's the end. Maybe he'll have the ultimate episode of STWESS and that'll be the end of it. He'll then become an even more pathetic pile of goo than ever before.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And it's not even good for his health. Unlike good honest sports like Guitar Hero, he can't stand up while he's using a sniper rifle. Though I think he'd be able to hit the targets after dying hundred times. FPSes are not really his forte, after all.

If Chris tried to hold a rifle, real or fake, I imagine he'd hold it like little kids holding the gun on a Buck Hunter game - awkwardly wrapping their right arm down around the body, while the butt dangles uselessly behind their backs.

 

[LordCustos3]

It ain't over till the fat tard sings.

Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage ((or if you prefer, sad lonely cage))
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I ain't ever wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

In my head, now "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by the Smashing Pumpkins is playing in a loop, but with OPL-ified lyrics....

• despite my tard rage I am still just a virgin with rage
  despite my tard rage I am still just a virgin with rage
  someone will say what the goatee should've never been shaved
  despite my tard rage I am still just a virgin with rage

Hijack over.
I now return you to the thread already in progress

 

[Atsimu]

And it's not even good for his health. Unlike good honest sports like Guitar Hero, he can't stand up while he's using a sniper rifle. Though I think he'd be able to hit the targets after dying hundred times. FPSes are not really his forte, after all.

If Chris tried to hold a rifle, real or fake, I imagine he'd hold it like little kids holding the gun on a Buck Hunter game - awkwardly wrapping their right arm down around the body, while the butt dangles uselessly behind their backs.

Did Bob own any firearms? He seems like the type to have a revolver hidden away somewhere, hopefully deep enough in Barb's hoard where Chris can't get to it.

 

[Stratochu]

Did Bob own any firearms? He seems like the type to have a revolver hidden away somewhere, hopefully deep enough in Barb's hoard where Chris can't get to it.

On the old forums, it was said that Bob had a Winchester .30-06 deer rifle somewhere and some kind of pistol or revolver (I forget what brand, configuration and caliber) in his file cabinet, and CWC himself might have told Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS, Liquid or a heartsweet about them.

In any case, by now the handgun is probably jammed or corroded from the conditions at 14BC and the rifle is probably as permanently inoperable as Bob's BMW or Bob's tractor are from being buried in the part of Barb's shit that spread to Bob's room and being exposed to urine, feces, pests, mold and humidity.

edit: Supposedly the handgun was the reason Bob locked the file cabinet and lost the key, so CWC wouldn't hurt or kill anyone with it, and the locking away of said firearm is why CWC never got the Autism Papers,

 

[calicojack]

Did Bob own any firearms? He seems like the type to have a revolver hidden away somewhere, hopefully deep enough in Barb's hoard where Chris can't get to it.

On the old forums, it was said that Bob had a Winchester .30-06 deer rifle somewhere and some kind of pistol or revolver (I forget what brand, configuration and caliber) in his file cabinet, and CWC himself might have told Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS, Liquid or a heartsweet about them.

In any case, by now the handgun is probably jammed or corroded from the conditions at 14BC and the rifle is probably as permanently inoperable as Bob's BMW or Bob's tractor are from being buried in the part of Barb's shit that spread to Bob's room and being exposed to urine, feces, pests, mold and humidity.

edit: Supposedly the handgun was the reason Bob locked the file cabinet and lost the key, so CWC wouldn't hurt or kill anyone with it, and the locking away of said firearm is why CWC never got the Autism Papers,

Since the pistol is locked in the file cabinet, wouldn't there be a good chance that it's clean enough to be opperable? That being said, we need those Autism Papers.