Is Chris done?

[CatParty]

Did Bob own any firearms? He seems like the type to have a revolver hidden away somewhere, hopefully deep enough in Barb's hoard where Chris can't get to it.

On the old forums, it was said that Bob had a Winchester .30-06 deer rifle somewhere and some kind of pistol or revolver (I forget what brand, configuration and caliber) in his file cabinet, and CWC himself might have told Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS, Liquid or a heartsweet about them.

In any case, by now the handgun is probably jammed or corroded from the conditions at 14BC and the rifle is probably as permanently inoperable as Bob's BMW or Bob's tractor are from being buried in the part of Barb's shit that spread to Bob's room and being exposed to urine, feces, pests, mold and humidity.

edit: Supposedly the handgun was the reason Bob locked the file cabinet and lost the key, so CWC wouldn't hurt or kill anyone with it, and the locking away of said firearm is why CWC never got the Autism Papers,

Since the pistol is locked in the file cabinet, wouldn't there be a good chance that it's clean enough to be opperable? That being said, we need those Autism Papers.

Obviously bob believed said papers were as dangerous to Chris as it would be if Chris were to find a gun.


Or


He locked the gun with the papers for Chris to use once he finds out his true diagnosis says "aspergers"

 

[Stratochu]

+1 internets, CatParty.

And I'm glad that both guns are inaccessible, and in particular that the .30-06 is almost certainly a rusty mess with a damaged stock and immovable bolt, trigger and safety by now, imagine how badly it could hurt Snyder, Ed Winkler or someone else that CWC doesn't like.

 

[murdoc]

really don't think cwc would shoot anyone. he's a spaz, not a killer lying in wait

anyway i figured he'd just sit in his bubble of anna and rocky and his mum until he died, but now that he seems to have given up on church and driven off his facebook friends, he might have some mileage left on him yet

 

[Marvin]

anyway i figured he'd just sit in his bubble of anna and rocky and his mum until he died, but now that he seems to have given up on church and driven off his facebook friends, he might have some mileage left on him yet

Nah, he hasn't driven off any facebook friends and while he might not be going to church, it doesn't mean he has no contacts there.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He may not be entirely isolated, but here's a question, Marvin. Is there anyone around Chris who actually likes him?

 

[wheat pasta]

He may not be entirely isolated, but here's a question, Marvin. Is there anyone around Chris who actually likes him?

The dogs. Dogs are an example of the perfect companion in that they don't judge you by the smell of your dirty, crapped briefs.

 

[Marvin]

He may not be entirely isolated, but here's a question, Marvin. Is there anyone around Chris who actually likes him?

Uhh, I don't know what the people around Chris really think for sure. I think there's a few different motivations. Some people don't know him well enough to dislike him. Some people pity him. Some people (I think) want to feel good about themselves for helping a tard. Well, plus they (I guess you can figure out I mean Anna) don't live in Charlottesville, so he's a lot more tolerable over the internet. Some people find him amusing.

 

[Watcher]

I think he's long past his prime but he's left and come back before.

He's just more fanatically paranoid now, but if he was going to wise up he'd have done it when Bluespike asked him to shove his medallion up his ass.

Whether or not a big saga on the scale of something like Liquid or Asperchu will come about that remains to be seen. But the possibility is still out there.

 

[Marvin]

I think he's long past his prime but he's left and come back before.

Not like this.

Whether or not a big saga on the scale of something like Liquid or Asperchu will come about that remains to be seen. But the possibility is still out there.

No it's not.

 

[Hyperion]

Next saga is whenever Chris's sensory defensiveness kicks in while he's driving, he tard rages and runs down a whole troupe of girl scouts.

 

[Donald Duck]

I think he's long past his prime but he's left and come back before.

He's just more fanatically paranoid now, but if he was going to wise up he'd have done it when Bluespike asked him to shove his medallion up his ass.

Whether or not a big saga on the scale of something like Liquid or Asperchu will come about that remains to be seen. But the possibility is still out there.

Oh there's probably going to be something resembling a saga, but I doubt it'll be anything on the level of Liquid or Asperchu.

Following Chris is kinda like watching a tv series that has long passed its' climax or had jumped the shark and now you're only sticking around to see how the series you had followed for so long is going to end.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Following Chris is kinda like watching a tv series that has long passed its' climax or had jumped the shark and now you're only sticking around to see how the series you had followed for so long is going to end.

I've used the same metaphor myself. It's like watching the Simpsons in the 14th season. It's well past its prime, but it's just so familiar that Fox will never cancel it until the lead voice actors die.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Following Chris is like watching a train crash into a clown car. Its a horrifying thing to see, but I can't stop laughing.

 

[champthom]

Chris has come, Chris has risen, Chris will come again.

No, seriously, I think we might hear one last hurrah from Chris. Perhaps after Barb dies and Chris realizes he's all alone in the world as he's alienated everyone he knows IRL, he might go back to the Internet in a desperate hope of attaining some form of human contact even if it's completely negative. But until then, don't expect too much.

 

[CatParty]

Chris has come, Chris has risen, Chris will come again.

No, seriously, I think we might hear one last hurrah from Chris. Perhaps after Barb dies and Chris realizes he's all alone in the world as he's alienated everyone he knows IRL, he might go back to the Internet in a desperate hope of attaining some form of human contact even if it's completely negative. But until then, don't expect too much.

the videos would be " oh boo hoo i'm so lonely. i hate all of you. stay away. but i'm so lonely"

 

[Marvin]

Chris has come, Chris has risen, Chris will come again.

No, seriously, I think we might hear one last hurrah from Chris. Perhaps after Barb dies and Chris realizes he's all alone in the world as he's alienated everyone he knows IRL, he might go back to the Internet in a desperate hope of attaining some form of human contact even if it's completely negative. But until then, don't expect too much.

Eh, your understanding of Chris is a little off. Chris doesn't really interpret his interactions as positive or negative. He's dropped the internet because it's not real. There aren't any interactions on the internet as far as Chris interprets it.

Plus he hasn't alienated anyone IRL yet, unless you're referring to something that might happen in the future.

Edit: Er, well, there was the wallflower. But he met her and quickly lost her. There was also Megan, who was a more significant friend that he did alienate.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Plus he hasn't alienated anyone IRL yet, unless you're referring to something that might happen in the future.

Edit: Er, well, there was the wallflower. But he met her and quickly lost her. There was also Megan, who was a more significant friend that he did alienate.

Well, the people he's definitively alienated are few in number, but that's only because he just doesn't interact with people in the first place. I think it would be accurate to say he has passively alienated society itself, and individual relationships with him don't form as a corollary of that.

 

[Marvin]

Plus he hasn't alienated anyone IRL yet, unless you're referring to something that might happen in the future.

Edit: Er, well, there was the wallflower. But he met her and quickly lost her. There was also Megan, who was a more significant friend that he did alienate.

Well, the people he's definitively alienated are few in number, but that's only because he just doesn't interact with people in the first place. I think it would be accurate to say he has passively alienated society itself, and individual relationships with him don't form as a corollary of that.

Well yeah, he didn't have many people to socialize with in the first place. But I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that he doesn't have friends because he is alienating everyone. Or, rather, it could be that way, but Chris hasn't even reached that point yet.

Chris doesn't have many social contacts because he's too much of a pussy to walk up to people and say hi. Now, in some magical world where Chris wasn't a pussy, yeah, he'd probably scare people away. We're not at that point yet. Also we're still waiting for Santa to bring Chris his girlfriend.

 

[CatParty]

Plus he hasn't alienated anyone IRL yet, unless you're referring to something that might happen in the future.

Edit: Er, well, there was the wallflower. But he met her and quickly lost her. There was also Megan, who was a more significant friend that he did alienate.

Well, the people he's definitively alienated are few in number, but that's only because he just doesn't interact with people in the first place. I think it would be accurate to say he has passively alienated society itself, and individual relationships with him don't form as a corollary of that.

Well yeah, he didn't have many people to socialize with in the first place. But I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that he doesn't have friends because he is alienating everyone. Or, rather, it could be that way, but Chris hasn't even reached that point yet.

Chris doesn't have many social contacts because he's too much of a pussy to walk up to people and say hi. Now, in some magical world where Chris wasn't a pussy, yeah, he'd probably scare people away. We're not at that point yet. Also we're still waiting for Santa to bring Chris his girlfriend.

it's a subconscious alienation. he wants to socialize, but it seems as if everything else he does is contrary to this desire.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Well yeah, he didn't have many people to socialize with in the first place. But I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that he doesn't have friends because he is alienating everyone. Or, rather, it could be that way, but Chris hasn't even reached that point yet.

Well sure, he has casual acquaintances on the facebook there, and maybe a few people here and there from church and whatnot who would smile and wave if they saw him. But they aren't "friends" in the same way you and I define such ideas. Chris never just hangs out with anybody, he never talks to anyone really. He doesn't make plans and he doesn't do new things.

Like, I'm kind of introverted, but I go out to have a few beers with a friend once or twice a week, and we just talk about current events and our lives and such. Sometimes when I'm out I meet new people and talk to them. Sometimes a friend has a party and I go to it. Chris doesn't have that. He wakes up, plays some vidya, maybe runs an errand for his meemaw, sits and stews in anger and hatred at the rest of the world, and occasionally makes a facebook post about his anger and hatred. That's literally it. Hell, you know that more than once lately we've found ourselves wondering "christ, what the fuck is fatty doing at this moment?" His life is just so totally empty that it's hard to fathom.