Is Chris getting worse? - discussion about recent developments.

[ASU]

Honestly I wonder why he stopped going to Pulse - losing that contact with outside people is where I earmark his present sharp nosedive beginning.

Because it didn't "work". He didn't find women who wanted his bent duck. Night after night spent watching other people pairing up, but not with him. After a while he just gave up.

 

[Josuke]

Sometimes I look back on this video and I just feel kind of sad. Yes, he was awkward and he had some ignorant opinions. But he was just a sheltered, lonely, dweeb at the end of the day. Now I don't even know what the fuck he is.

Oh no now I'm really sad. Chris seemed so pure back then (relatively).

 

[cypocryphy]

I think that the more money we give Chris, the more he will improve.

 

[90ff]

I think that the more money we give Chris, the more he will improve.

I know you're being facetious, but I'm fairly certain giving Chris more money is how this mess got started, and continued unchecked.

 

[no·to·ri·e·ty.]

"You have a long ways to fall" said Vivian

Boy, if only we knew...

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

The perfect way to describe how Chris now going, is a lovely Australian term "cunt is fucked".

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Chris's decline into the even greater madness parallels the downfall of the American Empire(debt, mindless consumerism, degeneracy) and on a larger scale, humanity itself(oesterogel mirrors the growing endocrine disruption crisis, the freezer of sperm the sperm donor industry which has sprung up in its wake as a crude mockery of real human reproduction, much like Chris's vagina).

 

[Marvin]

Hasn't he gone to a doctor for this, though? This is what I've heard.

I believe he has.

iirc Marvin, in chat, said that the wound was self inflicted and that Chris knows very well that it's not a vagina made through hypnosis.

EDIT: Here's the chat log of the conversation. I copied the chat a few times so things might repeat.

###July 29, 2016###

Marvin: oh

Ravelord: and his ego would bite the bait

Marvin: btw, chris took a knife to his taint

Null: @Marvin, owned

DuskEngine: @Marvin, what

Tismo: @Marvin, what

Bob's Axe: @Marvin, DETAILS

nude tayne: what

Tismo:  w h a t

Marvin: @DuskEngine, @Tismo, @Bob's Axe, didn't you see chris' taint-gina?

Tismo: @Marvin, yeah obviously

Bob's Axe: well yeah

DuskEngine: was that done with a knife though

hood LOLCOW: I used to be a tomgirl like you, then I  took a knife to his taint

Marvin: @DuskEngine, yes

Tismo: wasnt that formed """"""""""naturally""""""""""" though?

DuskEngine: i thought it was just the piercing that did it

KatsuKitty: uh ok

KatsuKitty: is this recent

KatsuKitty: like days recent

DuskEngine: @Marvin, shit that's pretty hardcore

Marvin: chris cut his taint with a knife to free his vagina

KatsuKitty: or is that how the taint got like it is

Zvantastika:  :'(

Bitch I Might Be: oh wow, that Hayley Mandel thread jesus

Tismo: @Marvin, ok you're just high as fuck

outlook1: @Marvin, how do you know this?

Bitch I Might Be: there's a pic of her shitting

Marvin: chris was trying to impress some lesbians who laughed at him for not having a vagina

hood LOLCOW: When will chris post cathy brennan is a fake goth

Marvin: so chris' solution was to literally cut his taint open to free his vagina

hood LOLCOW: This is important

Tismo: yeah you're just fucking with me now

KatsuKitty: so even he has to admit it's not the whopwhopwhopwhop videos but it's....cutting himself open

Marvin: no

Null: @Marvin, was this before or after the pic

Marvin: @Null, before. the pick was a picture of his sliced open taint

hood LOLCOW: @Marvin, i used to be a tomgirl like you, then I took a knife to the taint

Marvin: chris' taint was 100% fine like two weeks ago

outlook1: where's the evidence?@Marvin,

Null: i was wondering how the piercing re-opened

KatsuKitty: marvin is a trusted source

Null: well the evidence is the fucking picture

Marvin: @Null, the piercing healed up fine very quickly

Null: the piercing wouldn't re-open by itself

KatsuKitty: if he's saying it, this happened

DuskEngine: i just didn't realise it was a fucking knife wound

KatsuKitty: jfc

Marvin: the piercing stopped existing like a year ago

Tismo: @Marvin, that doesn't look like a knife wound but I don't know much about knife wounds

KatsuKitty: that tard has amazing pain tolerance

Marvin: @Tismo, smooth edges

hood LOLCOW: Then the pic happened i presume?

Tismo: if this is really the case then jesus dick

KatsuKitty: so why is he claiming his hypnosis videos did it

Marvin: @KatsuKitty, he was drunk

KatsuKitty: if he did it himself

Null: lol owned

Zvantastika: Welp, at least the lesbians didn't made fun of his Adam's apple. Chris would had sliced his throat.

Null: I need to get out of the country soon so that when this fat fucking moron dies I don't get lynched

Tismo: @Zvantastika, no shut up

Ravelord: @Zvantastika, die chris

Tismo: don't give anyone ideas

hood LOLCOW: @Zvantastika, i dont think chris even has a visible adams apple

Marvin: @Null, fatty won't die... this time

Marvin: he's seeing a doctor

nude tayne: so what you are saying is that chris got too drunk and cut a fake vagina in his taint so that probably fake lesbians would stop laughing at his genitalia

Marvin: i'm tired of playing counselor to an exceptional individual who thinks he can grow a vagina

KatsuKitty: @Marvin, according to what you said before this doctor doesn't sound very competent

Tismo: @Null, le internet supervillian makes his escape

Marvin: @nude tayne, yep

KatsuKitty: is he having the wound surgically closed and treated properly now

Marvin: @KatsuKitty, we got pissed and bitched at chris until he went to the ER

KatsuKitty: oh hot damn he went

Null: @Tismo, don't underestimate american reactionaries

KatsuKitty: nice dude

Marvin: we demanded chris send us pictures of the ER docs

KatsuKitty: good job

outlook1: @Marvin, what did the doctors say?

KatsuKitty: i guess the un-clit 2.0 saga will see a happy end after all

outlook1: @Marvin, good

Marvin: the ER docs sounded like fatty went there and said "lol my nuts hurt" and the doctors was like "*rolled eyes* just take tylenol and call me if the pain gets worse"

Marvin: we bitched at chris until he got an actual human to put him in stirrups and give him an opinion

xXRonPaul_42016Xx: @Null, Im already writing a kiwifarms expose

Tismo: @Null, I'm not, I just find it amusing how one can get mobbed by making a gossip site

Oh goddamnit. Ok, I have always known, that what I say in chat is public and can be reposted elsewhere. But at the same time, I always felt it was ephemeral to some extent; that I could ramble in there and it wouldn't (likely) show up elsewhere.

I can't ramble drunk in chat anymore. At least not about anything fun/interesting.

I think that asides from the fact that his mother will be dead in a few years maximum, Chris's financial issues are putting a massive strain on him.

His and Barb's debts has gotten so high while their expenditure on necessities has stayed the same, and they can't seem to stay out of trouble when it comes to fines and legal cases with credit card companies on top of that. All of that combined now means that every single month without fail, Chris reaches a point where he needs, or is told by Barb that he needs, large amounts of donations from the internet to get by. As well, every single month he's finding it harder to receive donations.

That sort of financial uncertainty, month in month out would put a massive strain on anyone. No matter what anyone says, this year has been the year where Chris's finances have slowly got worse and worse, as his responsibility to keep the Chandlers afloat has got higher and higher. Chris wasn't built to cope with adult stresses like that, so instead he's thrown himself into offering his long winded opinions on inane clickbait, watching children's cartoons and seriously stepping up his quest to have a vagina, something which we all know has put himself in serious physical danger.

It's clear that Chris is drowning in his struggles to live an adult life and unless by some miracle his life improves massively, things are only going to get worse and worse for him from here on out.

The intersection of the real world and Chris' fantasy world have collided in a really horrible way for Chris.

I don't think his tugboat alone is going to keep his rent up, and not including the fact his extreme lack of impulse control will probably make him spend the rent money on stupid shit anyway.

Depends.

When you do the math, someone in Chris' situation could live like a fucking prince in Charlottesville. Chris is probably too dumb to.

 

[PPowell4]

I gotta give the documentary kid credit, he really managed to capture just how extreme Chris's decline has been. Especially when you see those videos he made when he was in high school and stuff like that. He was seriously just a nerdy kid. He even comes off kind of sweet in his own way. Then the moment he graduated HS it just tumbled increasingly into madness.

I suppose the people getting a 14 year old boy to pose as a female love interest, and having a man to speak to him on the phone pretending to be an internet girlfriend's father must have played a part in his downfall?

 

[0xBADB17E5]

Chris is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Chris is the gift that keeps on giving, until one day he simply stops living.

Seriously, at this point, the best that could happen to him would be getting committed to any kind of institution that could be capable of helping him. Perhaps once Barb finally bites the dust and he realizes he's, far, far more lonely than he thinks he is. I think he'll end up involved in rather nasty stuff, and perhaps only with jail time he'll start crawling out of the massive, gaping hole he's dug himself in.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

We all knew Chris was an inevitable trainwreck.

What we are witnessing, people, is the train finally derailing into the chasm.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

lolcows like Chris is the reason why Mental asylums should've never been abolished in the 80s

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Chris is the gift that keeps on giving, until one day he simply stops living.

Seriously, at this point, the best that could happen to him would be getting committed to any kind of institution that could be capable of helping him. Perhaps once Barb finally bites the dust and he realizes he's, far, far more lonely than he thinks he is. I think he'll end up involved in rather nasty stuff, and perhaps only with jail time he'll start crawling out of the massive, gaping hole he's dug himself in.

Chris wouldn't even go to normal person jail; he'd be either stabbed or raped into oblivion before the end of his first week. Any judge who wasn't completely retarded would commit him instead of feeding him to the wolves.

Besides, being committed would only cut off our sweet sweet milk. Him having any kind of adult supervision would totally end the content. For that reason, I hope Barb lives a long, long life.

 

[Atlas 95]

Before the whole "infected taint" thing came to light, I thought Chris was on the path to, if not improvement, at least stability at a new level.
But now I'm thinking that was a just a hope spot before Chris found new and horrifying ways to get even worse. He's risking a horrific infection that could easily go life threatening, and he's deluded himself into thinking its the result of white noise and hypnosis. He's publicly posted about wanting to commit incest with his own mother, and he's still begging to Cole to come back and take all of Chris' responsibilities away.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

In the "classic" CWC era Chris could be stupid, gross, self incriminating, and spiteful. But he had some innocence left in him and he had time and the capacity to improve.

That's gone now. He's about as broken as a human being can get. Perhaps against my better judgement, I really do wish the best for Chris. Because despite everything I get the impression that deep down he's just a scared little boy who wishes he could be something else but doesn't know how. As time goes on however that little boy dies more and more. Sooner or later he won't be there at all. Chris's delusional tendencies and self destructive, anti-social actions keep getting worse. Or at the very least more visible. I'm worried that one of these days I'm going to log on and find out he seriously hurt himself or did something truly horrible.

Man this thread got dark fast....

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

When you do the math, someone in Chris' situation could live like a fucking prince in Charlottesville. Chris is probably too dumb to.

I don't see this emphasized enough. A lot of posters commonly say that the amount is low, he could never afford an apartment etc. Which is ridiculous. Cost of living in western Virginia and southern Virginia is hilariously low. In the part of Virginia I once lived in, $10 an hour was enough to pay every bill and still have money left to party.

I am not even joking. I knew people who eventually bought houses at $8-10 an hour. Apparently, the North and the West of the US are way worse off.

 

[Marvin]

I don't see this emphasized enough. A lot of posters commonly say that the amount is low, he could never afford an apartment etc. Which is ridiculous. Cost of living in western Virginia and southern Virginia is hilariously low. In the part of Virginia I once lived in, $10 an hour was enough to pay every bill and still have money left to party.

I am not even joking. I knew people who eventually bought houses at $8-10 an hour. Apparently, the North and the West are way worse off.

If you do the math, combined with Chris' tugboat (not even counting food stamps et al), you could live like a king in Charlottesville.

If you got a part time job, you could maintain an impressive savings account, while spending your time banging coeds.

 

[Lurkman]

Man this thread got dark fast....

like it wasn't already

 

[bigshot]

I'm betting all the money Chris has made up to now was channelled into toys that were snuck in through the back door. Barb knew nothing about any of that. She probably can't get up the stairs to see what he's stashed in his room. But recently her finances have been spiraling downwards and Chris's sales have dried up since he can't deliver on his promises. This has to be putting Chris in a pickle. Barb needs help and he has piddled it all away. He's become so used to being taken care of, the only way out that he sees is Cole taking over. But that ain't going to happen. I think we are going to see him in a group home soon and the internet will finally be chopped down. The lumberjack couldn't control Chris, but the state home for the disabled will certainly be able to. Chris is going to be reined in big time soon and we won't have daily dumbness to enjoy any more.

 

[Terrorist]

Remember when Chris was this funny dumb guy who would say the darndest things and pretend to fight DANG DIRTY TROLLS in his webcomic about a Sonic+Pikachu hybrid he tried to make a media empire out of? Remember the WANT WOMAN man-bra wearing, fanta desecrating, Ian Brannan Something, rugby-shirt-wearing stress sighing guy? Who cried JULAY and made ?

Except for the , that guy is gone now. There is only Christine, financially indebted depressive taint-carving incest-condoning "lesbian" transthing, who's fucked up in not so funny ways we've only begun to realize. He has gotten worse, and will continue, especially if something happens to Barb.

Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of jerkops sing thee to thy rest.