is user @cyclonus fat and covered in doodoo and also possibly dying?

[Just A Butt]

@Cyclonus did you die?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Glad to hear an old friend is going to help, IRL support is best. Good luck, man.

I feel like we grossly overestimate the number of relative normies here.

When I visualise Kiwifarmers in my head they're all 25-45 year old normal-sized white and Asian people who have pets and jobs. Except Null who is fat. That is completely and utterly delusional but I can't help it.

 

[Troonos]

Glad to hear an old friend is going to help, IRL support is best. Good luck, man.


When I visualise Kiwifarmers in my head they're all 25-45 year old normal-sized white and Asian people who have pets and jobs. Except Null who is fat. That is completely and utterly delusional but I can't help it.

That's pretty much what I imagined too - young adult professionals with above-average income and wives and homes, especially when you look at the Total Retard War donations. But I wonder how many are immobile fatties making fun of lolcows because it makes them feel better about their existence.

 

[Just A Butt]

young adult professionals with above-average income and wives and homes

lol really?

 

[The Un-Clit]

You guys are alot more optimistic then I am. I've always considered that most of the userbase of the farms is broken in one way or another. Look how many halals and general drama-cases and flounces we've had over the years.

 

[The Tall Man]

i wasn't worried

Come on, don't be coy. You gave your friend advice and even made a thread inquiring about his well-being.
You are actually a cute little fella, concerned about his online buddy.

 

[Just A Butt]

a cute little fella

that sounds pretty homo

 

[eatler]

Look how many halals and general drama-cases and flounces we've had over the years.

Yes but it’s better to look like an ass in the short term than to possibly loose someone forever.

“If there’s even a 1% chance we have to take it as an absolute certainty”

 

[Just A Butt]

“If there’s even a 1% chance we have to take it as an absolute certainty”

this is the last place on earth people should be coming for their mental care

 

[The Tall Man]

this is the last place on earth people should be coming for their mental care

Last?
Reddit exists, have you seen the advice they give.

 

[Just A Butt]

have you seen the advice they give.

no, you should post some examples

 

[The Tall Man]

no, you should post some examples

Nice try, you won't trick me into visiting reddit.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Guys, you don't have to worry. I've been sending out distress calls all over the place and I've finally got enough real people who can take care of me. This forum was a very dangerous distress call potentially, although I know the forums reputation is complete rubbish, even if one genuine psycho here gets my dox and happens to live near me? Well then bring on the lynch mob I guess, I would personally request quick and painless. Yeah I was that desperate, but I think I might have finally managed to save my life.

It was me! I was the genuine very dangerous genuine psycho the whole time!

Spoiler: DdoXxXXoxox

Seriously though calm the fuck down

Also clean your floor. Not even my storage box hell that's been driving me nuts the last few years has the kind of stuff tossed on the floor like that! I know people pointed it out but it's pretty easy if you get like a mini vacuum or a sweeper of some kind.

 

[Cyclonus]

You guys are alot more optimistic then I am. I've always considered that most of the userbase of the farms is broken in one way or another. Look how many halals and general drama-cases and flounces we've had over the years.

Yeah, remember that Mother Jones article that was full of lies? It also suggested that we're trying to find people more fucked than us to make us feel normal. Probably partly true. Certainly was for me. I might be fucked up but I'm certainly no Jonathan Yaniv or Russel Greer.

 

[Just A Butt]

or Russel Greer.

You’re right. Russell has sex.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

2fat2thumbnail

 

[WelperHelper99]

Welper, you're alright man. This mentally ill prick is so desperate to have another forumcow he's willing to poke someone showing obvious mental problems for the first time in years rather than be concerned about why they've changed.
When a thread goes in proving grounds, one mental episode would not make a thread.
If your first response to an obvious cry for help isn't benefit of the doubt at least the first time, you have serious issues.

Yeah. A mental episode of a regular guy isn't funny. If that makes me a Karen, so be it. But I'd rather not encourage behavior of starting internal drama and tearing the site apart to where no one can trust anyone. Fuck that shit.

 

[Cyclonus]

You’re right. Russell has sex.

Well I'd certainly never pay for it, certainly not with a poor little streetwalker, those poor little girls. Even the high class joints in Nevada where Greer was mooching around before he got banned (that's right, the man literally cannot get laid in a whorehouse) I'd be very reluctant. It's much less likely, but the girl could still be a victim of human trafficking.

 

[Just A Butt]

a poor little streetwalker, those poor little girls.

lmao

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If you decided to fuck with or mock this person instead of wondering how you can help them, you should kill yourself.

It's not my job to help fat people on the internet be less retarded.

 

[parsnip]

You guys are alot more optimistic then I am. I've always considered that most of the userbase of the farms is broken in one way or another. Look how many halals and general drama-cases and flounces we've had over the years.

I always picture the users here as greasy overweight incels, the same way I picture redditors and 4chan gremlins.