It's Getting Harder To Tell Your Average Poster Apart From Lolcows

[Never Scored]

It seems like there's just been this huge influx of people like incels, mentally ill women, and people who just overshare about their personal life and want to talk about their life problems in general? Maybe they've all been here a while and I was just in a bubble, but it certainly seems to be shitting up parts of the board it didn't before more and more lately. Please do you part and bully these people on sight. Do not say, "oh my god, you poor thing" when they talk about their depression. Do not indulge them when they they talk about how they were raped and have PTSD. Do not show them pity when they talk about how they can't get a girlfirend because their overbearing mom was mean to their dad. These people are an absolute cancer on society and will cause this board to implode just like SA did. This shit is absolute death for a comedy forum. Call them a fag or a retard, throw rocks at them and shut them down. They are leeches that feed off attention and people are giving it to them. Don't believe anything anyone says on the Internet. This has been my Ted Talk.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Your social media algorithm is suggesting lolcows because it results in the most engagement from you.

Besides that normalfags have always spilled their guts about their personal lives on social media

 

[break these cuffs]

Your social media algorithm is suggesting lolcows because it results in the most engagement from you.

Besides that normalfags have always spilled their guts about their personal lives on social media

He's talking about KF. Your eyes work about as well as your legs.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

lolcow threads are unreadable. It is always the same generic opinion with different words every post and every page.

That’s why I stick to the featured tab to tell me when something actually happens.

 

[Whatevermancer]

This was normal back in the day, people even registered using their normal e-mails and usernames.
The nature is healing.

 

[JamusActimus]

Imagine being retarded enough to talk about muh mental illness on Kiwi Farms.

This is the post that prompted the ptsd comment

 

[ic bin þin dóm]

Don't believe anything anyone says on the Internet.

 

[God of Nothing]

It seems like there's just been this huge influx of people like incels, mentally ill women, and people who just overshare about their personal life and want to talk about their life problems in general? Maybe they've all been here a while and I was just in a bubble, but it certainly seems to be shitting up parts of the board it didn't before more and more lately. Please do you part and bully these people on sight. Do not say, "oh my god, you poor thing" when they talk about their depression. Do not indulge them when they they talk about how they were raped and have PTSD. Do not show them pity when they talk about how they can't get a girlfirend because their overbearing mom was mean to their dad. These people are an absolute cancer on society and will cause this board to implode just like SA did. This shit is absolute death for a comedy forum. Call them a fag or a retard, throw rocks at them and shut them down. They are leeches that feed off attention and people are giving it to them. Don't believe anything anyone says on the Internet. This has been my Ted Talk.

b-but i have no maidens and must white knight

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Well, you're not going to my birthday.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

lolcow threads are unreadable. It is always the same generic opinion with different words every post and every page.

That’s why I stick to the featured tab to tell me when something actually happens.

I think "don't write an essay: if it's not brief it's probably not funny, if it's not funny it's probably not worth posting" should be added to the posting guidelines and we need a negative sticker for walls of text that don't provide new information

 

[Dialtone]

The difference between a lolcow and a farmer are razor thin at best and always have been.

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

The amount of people trauma dumping on this website is baffling. It is not just the usual beauty parlor queens. We have troons and furries doing this, there's now a growing amount of homosexuals constantly shitting up threads.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The amount of people trauma dumping on this website is baffling. It is not just the usual beauty parlor queens. We have troons and furries doing this, there's now a growing amount of homosexuals constantly shitting up threads.

There's a simple solution to all of this: No troons, furries, or homos of any kind allowed on here.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

There's a simple solution to all of this: No troons, furries, or homos of any kind allowed on here.

The days of closed registrations were a blessing.

And I'm someone who used to be a lurker and registered when that was lifted up.

 

[Hook Word]

I dunno, this has always happened. Honestly, lolcow-watching attracts damaged, terminally online people. This is why people like Anthony Logatto existed, why halals have been around for a decade (Connor Bible and his sticky perineum anyone?), etc. Look at any thread from 2013-2015--the culture was different and a bit less tight-lipped.

 

[Never Scored]

The amount of people trauma dumping on this website is baffling.

Yes! Trauma dumping is an excellent way of articulating it. That's exactly what's happening. It's like a teenage girl's Live Journal in 2004.

 

[ic bin þin dóm]

There's a simple solution to all of this: No troons, furries, or homos of any kind allowed on here.

I just don't understand why they would ADMIT that that's what they are on here. It's so easy to just NOT TALK about it. If you're really here for some sort of special interest or freedom you can't get elsewhere, why the hell would you cause problems for yourself like that?

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

I've got screen caps of at least a dozen users who have posted their transition pics, shown their tits, gotten caught in DM role-playing (furry sexting), trauma dumping about their abusive husbands, the time they got raped, etc., etc. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why would you post any of this shit? We need a Wall of Shame for this. You're right, it's like dealing with some Myspace shit. Kiwi Farms is not your personal blog. Log off if you can't handle it. Speaking of which, here we go - a couple of examples recently..

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

There's a simple solution to all of this: No troons, furries, or homos of any kind allowed on here.

I see you have a pink triangle care to explain?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I see you have a pink triangle care to explain?

I'm not like the other triangles.