IT'S TIME TO DECLARE WAR ON GEESE!

[Coldgrip]

You cannot stop Geese

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KOS guys

What about Swans? I'd say they're even worse that any goose.

 

[CWCchange]

The U.S. should allow killing Canadian Geese and Muscovy Ducks like cockroaches and rats, and all restaurants should be given tax breaks to have these fucks on their menu. Hell, you could solve world hunger with their meat.

We don't have Canadian Geese down here in Florida, but another Canadian invasive species called snowbirds. Maybe they pay taxes and help with the seasonal economy but every time I'm stuck in traffic behind a snowback with an Ontario licence plate on the road, I lose a good chunk of my life expectancy.

 

[millais]

Every time the animal rights lovers bitch about my enthusiasm for pate foie gras, I remind them that it's God's way of recompensing us for creating the Canadian goose.

 

[Positron]

As a PhD in Gander Studies, I must reeeeeeeeeeeeee (or rather hoooooooooonk) in protest.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

If only we could trade the world's geese for their combined body weight in bees. Humanity would be saved!

 

[XYZpdq]

like cockroaches and rats, and all restaurants should be given tax breaks to have these fucks on their menu.

They're about as appetizing as cockroaches and rats.

We don't have Canadian Geese down here in Florida,

We do when some crazy old fuck imports a few to live in the drainage canals in the middle of the complex.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Goose are tasty.

Let's eat 'em.

 

[GotMeWrong]

Can we add ducks, too? Ducks are real assholes.

 

[Tranhuviya]

The one really tramautic childhood memory I have? A bunch of Canadian Geese chasing me and screaming at me.

 

[Positron]

Can we add ducks, too? Ducks are real assholes.

Swans are the worst.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Yeah! You're right! Fuck Geese

Howard,
he ruined Southtown! He's an ass of a final boss!

 

[Turbo Sex Bat 7000]

I raise geese. They are very practical, in that they don't die in droves like chickens, and they are very tasty. They are jerks though. Visitors are more afraid of them then the guardian dogs.

 

[Idi Amin IRL]

My faggot room-mate was mad when I came home with my dad from hunting geese. My dad tears out the breast and throws the rest to the dogs. Room-mate was like "that's disrespectful to nature, wasting perfectly good meat".

So I gave that patchouli smelling ultimate frisbee manbun a gutted and plucked carcass, and told him "knock yourself out". So he tried to fry the drum sticks. Nope. They were too tough. He put them in a crock pot and left them in there over night. My place stank bad, like gamey as fuck.

Two days later in the crock and they still had the consistency of Chuck Taylor soles minus the taste.

 

[DumbDosh]

 

[sapir&worf]

My dog killed a goose the other day. She's just a puppy and she wanted to play with it but she snapped its neck accidentally.

 

[Idi Amin IRL]

Canadian Canadian Canadian

Canada geese. And you can't solve world hunger with them. Pull out the breasts and chuck the rest. My dad shoots them and mom tried to cook the drumsticks in a slow cooker.

3 days later the drumsticks were about the consistency of Converse All Stars (Chucks, if you're baller like me).

I killed a Canada goose with my field hockey stick once. Bitch put her head down and charged me and I destroyed that skeezer with an overhand slug to the top of its brain.

NAMASTE

EDIT: damn I got high as fuck on dabs and forgot that shit up there.

There's a lot of those geese here btw, like more than 5

 

[Pina Colada]

Not good, guys! They've upped their ante!

 

[Begemot]

I'm pretty sure these creatures are worse than cassowaries. I've never met any before and I'm quite glad.

 

[Hummingbird]

My mom found that slingshot with small ice cubes does the trick if you target the area around them.

 

[Bluebird]

@yawning sneasel