IT'S TIME TO DECLARE WAR ON GEESE!

Geese are shitty ill-tempered monsters and virtually worthless for meat. Plus if you cook goose indoors you will never get the thin layer of grease off every wall within 50 feet.

Muscovy ducks are almost as bad.

Normal ducks are fine, though. Why would you hate normal ducks? Much of them is even edible.
 
yawning sneasel said:
Geese are horrible, violent birds
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We should train them to take down people who need a safe space.
 
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A family friend keeps geese, and when I was younger I loved to sit on the back doorstep and listen to them (there were only about two, if I remember) hiss at me. This would often go on for almost the whole visit.
Proof that geese are cowards and won't even fight weedy primary school children - alternatively, proof that geese have a moral code and won't harm younglings.
 
My parents had them and shit, son, if they aren't louder and nastier than peacocks and chickens combined. Shittier attitudes too, but they're cowards if you bow up to them while they're doing their threat display.

Like certain lolcows, you have to call their bluff.
 
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