ITT Prove You Are NOT a Pedophile!!! - Prove your innocence

[NekoRightsActivist]

Let's do it! I will go first: The majority of my OCs are at least 170+ cm tall and I found that's the ideal height for female, I'm basically on the opposite spectrum of pedophilia.

Now it's your turn: Prove you are NOT a pedophile!

 

[Milkis]

I <3 MILFS

 

[axeltrite]

hey quick question op is this a satire account

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I hate everyone including kids.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I lost my virginity to a woman five years older than me (I still pine for her), wanted a relationship with a woman six years older than me, and currently ache to fuck a coworker eight years older than me.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

hey quick question op is this a satire account

more than half of my OCs are nekos so probably not UwU

 

[axeltrite]

more than half of my OCs are nekos so probably not UwU

I'll believe you, but only if you list their names and they are appropriately cat-themed.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I'll believe you, but only if you list their names and they are appropriately cat-themed.

They are Serbians so not cat-themed sadly And they are called bauk (Баук) in my worldbuilding.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don't like anime.

 

[Skitarii]

My name isn't @NekoRightsActivist, so I'm covered

 

[CptnSnshn]

I was banned from the V-tuber thread.

 

[axeltrite]

They are Serbians so not cat-themed sadly And they are called bauk (Баук) in my worldbuilding.

I've had nightmares about bears lately, so it's a horrifying coincidence to learn of these. Please prevent them from attacking me on the astral plane.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't work for Disney or a public school.

 

[Wraith]

I have not, nor will I ever be physically attracted to a podiatrist.
And I'm not democrat, male feminist or jewish.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I never date anyone under 90.

 

[Abella]

I like big titties and fat asses.

 

[the clap]

I've never been to a pride parade

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I'm not white.

 

[Bruh Really]

I'm not black.

 

[do you like my hat]

I’m not Fr*nch.