ITT: We post importent lifehacks - Ill start:

[Tragi-Chan]

22. Restaurants throw out lots of perfectly good food every night. Save money on dates by taking them to the dumpsters behind the restaurant. It’ll be like that scene in Lady and the Tramp.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

23. Don't drink the corn syrup they can't make you drink the corn syrup they want you to drink the corn syrup they think they can make you drink the corn syrup but they can't make you drink the corn syrup don't drink the corn syrup

 

[Job the Long-Suffering]

24. We are being watched. Everything you say, everything you do. It is all being assessed and algorithmically categorized. The threat level is being calculated.

This is why they are scrambling.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

25. A lot of people throw away perfectly good needles in the trash. If you ever need one, just go dumpster diving and wash the needle off before use.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

26. Do not piss into the wind

 

[Cool Dog]

22. The government doesnt want you to know this: the ducks at the park? they are free! you can take one home right now!

 

[Agran]

27. YOUR DIVINE LIGHT IS SEVERED- YOU ARE NOW A FLESH AUTOMATION ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS DOOMED TO ROAM THE GODLESS WASTES UNTIL YOUR BIOMASS FALLS APART

 

[Meat Target]

Have a .22 pistol? Don't waste money on snap caps that'll get mangled in your dry fire practice. Instead, use wall anchors.

 

[Sharkbait]

Can't find shoes in your size? Simply blow your legs off with an IED. Instant weight loss included!