J.K. Rowling needs to stop messing with Harry Potter - A general STFU J.K. Rowling MegaThread <3

Is JK actually a good writer? The 7th book is rushed and full of contrivances so she could actually end it in 7. Her play, that she has a writing credit on, is widely regarded as a bad continuation of the story and the script she wrote for FB 2 is poorly structured as to not have a second act at all.

Maybe she just got lucky with a magical mystery series for kids that grew beyond her ability. People should let her be.
She is not a bad writer. Many consider Prisoner of Azkaban the best of the series precisely because it had a good plot involving a mystery and good characters. It's definitely the favorite book of many because it's the best she has written in the series.

The problem with book 7 is, to try to explain it simply, that a person buys a suitcase thinking on the few belongings they have to take on a trip. The trip gets delayed and you keep buying more and more things. By the time you finally are ready to leave, you have too much to put in the suitcase and it cannot be properly closed.

Rowling knew how the books would finish (or had a general idea) by the time she started to write. Book 2 to 6 have elements that were necessary, but it's mostly filler. You can tell by how much of it becomes so irrelevant by the end of the books and only characters that are some how prominent in the first book show up to take a role.
 
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She is not a bad writer. Many consider Prisoner of Azkaban the best of the series precisely because it had a good plot involving a mystery and good characters. It's definitely the favorite book of many because it's the best she has written in the series.

The problem with book 7 is, to try to explain it simply, that a person buys a suitcase thinking on the few belongings they have to take on a trip. The trip gets delayed and you keep buying more and more things. By the time you finally are ready to leave, you have too much to put in the suitcase and it cannot be properly closed.

Rowling knew how the books would finish (or had a general idea) by the time she started to write. Book 2 to 6 have elements that were necessary, but it's mostly filler. You can tell by how much of it becomes so irrelevant by the end of the books and only characters that are some how prominent in the first book show up to take a role.

Sounds like she's not a good writer than. I don't believe she knew how it was going to end when she started writing the series. I don't believe she knew how it was going to end prior to book 5 really. If she knew before starting the series how it was going to end and this is the series we got, that would make her a bad writer. I'd rather give her the benefit of being an average writer who had a story get away from her over time than believe a bad writer now has a multibillion euro empire.
 
Book 4 was when things got more "adult" and my gradeschooler self instantly got bored to pieces.

I've noticed it really takes time to get into Goblet of Fire, I remember it took me a couple of times as a kid to get through the beginning chapters before it was able to pick up once they reached Hogwarts and the reveal of the Triwizard Tournament being a thing. The Quidditch World Cup just wasn't working out, which is odd because Rowling kinda was leading up to showing off the more professional side of the spot, and it was just... boring.

Given that she was forced to write that book within a year, it does show that she had to push herself to get through certain parts. It being a tome of a children's book I think put it at a disadvantage, and I don't blame anyone who dropped the series around that time. However, I've always liked dark stories, and there was something intriguing about it getting darker and Mad-Eye Moody was pretty creepy and kept me invested in wondering what was his deal. But yeah, it's quite the tonal shift and I'm shocked she was able to get away with the Voldemort resurrection ritual, in all honesty.

Many consider Prisoner of Azkaban the best of the series precisely because it had a good plot involving a mystery and good characters. It's definitely the favorite book of many because it's the best she has written in the series.

Which is funny because the Time-Turner ripped a hole in the wizarding world logic and Rowling's stated she's regretted making the Time-Turner a thing as a result. Then it's like she had changed her mind with the play, but that was the least of its problems.
 
Harry Potter was first published with book series and franchises like Goosebumps was popular. Books targeted to children are both inexpensive and accessible for parents who would prefer to have their children read than waster their money on junk.
Pretty much this.

Rowling caught lightning in a bottle with Harry Potter mainly because the "YA" genre at the time was mostly stuff like Junie B. Jones, The Babysitters Club, and Goosebumps.
The world would be better off if these people had based their worldview around Goosebumps instead of Harry Potter. Change my mind.
 
So she tweeted something about Stephen King then he supported trans people so she deleted her tweet and unfollowed him
True, or not?
He just parroted "Trans women are women" like a spineless idiot.
Spineless can't even begin to cover how much of fruitcake King is. He almost gave himself away by promoting meritocracy with a tweet months ago. His followers then crucified him before he apologized.

The man has become a massive disappointment. I actually used to defend him when he criticized Stephenie Meyer. Turns out, between the two of them, Meyer turned out smelling like roses because she ended up making bank with frustrated housewives, while he's stuck with a bunch of retards who'll turn on him for the slightest deviation.
 
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I think it is time for Rowling go on the warpath and reimagine all her characters as white and straight.

Like that Cho girl? Her parents were missionaries and she was born in China before they moved back to Europe.

At this point I just want JK to tweet: "Actually fuck all trannies lol" just to watch the world (aka Twitter) burn itself to the ground. We'd probably see some suicides, too.

Here's some more lunacy:

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Can these people just read another book and move on? ( 🌈 )
 
At this point I just want JK to tweet: "Actually fuck all trannies lol" just to watch the world (aka Twitter) burn itself to the ground. We'd probably see some suicides, too.

Here's some more lunacy:

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Can these people just read another book and move on? ( 🌈 )
"Won't someone please think of the children? I mean imagine them not dressing in drag, getting hormone blockers, and irreversible surgery because weirdos on social media and in Hollywood groomed them into thinking it's the kewlest! Horrifying, isn't it?"
 
What is it with the left and SJW worshiping pop culture like they're a bunch of manchicldren.
The human mind still needs a religion to be part of. Religions are full of rites and traditions that make people feel part of something bigger. Same thing.

Ironically, the Little Mermaid wanted to be part of something as well, she didn't want to be her own, she wanted to join the human world and what eventually made her act was that she saw a hot guy. As soon as she won her legs permanently, she married him.

In the actual version, after she failed to get the guy, she died. She never got to meet the world or to enjoy living among humans, it was painful to walk and she couldn't talk. And that was it. After her family offered her a way to go back (killing the Prince), she declined and chose to die instead.
 
The human mind still needs a religion to be part of. Religions are full of rites and traditions that make people feel part of something bigger. Same thing.

Ironically, the Little Mermaid wanted to be part of something as well, she didn't want to be her own, she wanted to join the human world and what eventually made her act was that she saw a hot guy. As soon as she won her legs permanently, she married him.

In the actual version, after she failed to get the guy, she died. She never got to meet the world or to enjoy living among humans, it was painful to walk and she couldn't talk. And that was it. After her family offered her a way to go back (killing the Prince), she declined and chose to die instead.
I wonder how we would have grown up had the real version been adapted. Disney movies are, after all, exorbitant fanfiction.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame that Disney adapted was noted to be their "darkest" story, for just a given.

The ACTUAL story is balls to the walls darker. Much darker.
Is this going to go anywhere, or is Rowling going to be stuck between a rock and a hard place? Let's face it. She's effectively excommunicated anyone who'd be willing to defend her. It's taken a lot of her "allies" this long to turn against her; beautifully if I might add, and for good levels of irony, the conservatives who've vouched for her for speaking on actual women's behalf is a slap to the face on how she's sneered at them for years. The tides for her have changed. One of two things can; or will, happen.

She retracts everything, gets on her knees and kisses the odiously rank feet of the mob, or she doubles down and gradually chips away at the career she's built up.

Or, this is just a very elaborate marketing campaign for her new book.

Either way, Rowling is on her own.

"Donations". 🤣 Yeah, sure honey.
 
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Ironically, the Little Mermaid wanted to be part of something as well, she didn't want to be her own, she wanted to join the human world and what eventually made her act was that she saw a hot guy. As soon as she won her legs permanently, she married him.

In the actual version, after she failed to get the guy, she died. She never got to meet the world or to enjoy living among humans, it was painful to walk and she couldn't talk. And that was it. After her family offered her a way to go back (killing the Prince), she declined and chose to die instead.
While the Little Mermaid did get the hots for the prince and was always interested in the human world in the original fairytale, she also wanted an immortal soul, which mermaids don't have in the story (they die and become sea foam after 300 years). One of the ways to attain a soul is to get a human to fall in love with her, so she goes for the prince because it would give her both his love and a soul, despite even the sea-witch saying it's a stupid decision that would bring her nothing but misery.

Despite dying, she does get a happy ending in her original story. After choosing to throw herself at the sea and let her life end instead of killing the prince, she becomes a "Daughter of the Air", a benign spirit who can ascend to heaven by doing good deeds. With that she can get something she wanted in the end (an immortal soul, not the prince's love), though by a different means.

Now the sun rose out of the sea. Its rays fell so gently and warmly on the deathly cold sea-foam and the little mermaid did not feel death, she saw the bright sun, and up above her there floated hundreds of transparent, lovely creatures; through them she could see the ship’s white sails and the sky’s red clouds, their voice was a melody, but so spiritual that no human ear could hear it, just as no earthly eye could see them – without wings they floated in their own lightness through the air.

‘Who am I coming to!’ she said, and her voice sounded like those of the other beings, so spiritual than no earthly music can reproduce it.

‘To the daughters of the air!’ the others replied. ‘A mermaid has no immortal soul, can never gain one unless she wins the love of a human being! Her eternal being depends on a foreign force. The daughters of the air do not have an eternal soul either, but by good deeds they are able to create one for themselves. We fly to the warm countries where the sultry plague-air kills people – there we fan cool air on them. We spread the scent of flowers through the air and send refreshment and cure. When we have striven to do all the good we can for three hundred years, we are granted an immortal soul and take part in the eternal happiness of humans. You, poor little mermaid, have striven to do the same with all your heart as we do, you have suffered and endured, have lifted yourself up to the realm of the spirits of the air, now through good deeds you can create for yourself an immortal soul in three hundred years’ time.’

And the little mermaid lifted her clear arms towards God’s sun, and for the first time she felt tears. On board the ship there was noise and life once more, she saw the prince with his lovely bride searching for her, sadly they stared at the bubbling foam, as if they knew she had thrown herself into the waves. Unseen, she kissed the bride’s forehead, smiled at him and rose with the other children of the air up onto the rosy cloud that sailed through the sky.

‘In three hundred years’ time we will sail thus into the kingdom of God!’

‘We can also enter in earlier than that!’
one of them whispered.

‘We can float unseen into the homes of humans who have children, and each time we find a good child that gladdens its parents and earns their love, God shortens our time of probation. The child is unaware of us flying through the living room, and when we smile with joy at it, one year is taken away from our three hundred, but if we see a naughty and wicked child, then we have to cry tears of sorrow, and each tear adds a further day to our time of probation!’
 
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