J.K. Rowling needs to stop messing with Harry Potter - A general STFU J.K. Rowling MegaThread <3

Juan's Sombrero said:
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Lmao.
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Juan's Sombrero said:
How anorexic in tail would one have to be in finding Emma Watson of all people fap material? That person would have my eternal pity simply because, every time I look at Watson, I still see Hermione, and that is an instant boner killer.

Same energy as Leslie Jones and Peter Dinklage.
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Teenage boy levels.

If you're going for former YA actresses, Shaliene Woodley is the better choice. She at least seems fun.
 
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CWCissey said:
Teenage boy levels.

If you're going for former YA actresses, Shaliene Woodley is the better choice. She at least seems fun.
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Nope. Still not doing it for me. There's always this "look" they have that doesn't inspire any amount of arousal at all. I mean, she's pretty, sure. But, it's gonna be a nah from me personally.
 
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Juan's Sombrero said:
Nope. Still not doing it for me. There's always this "look" they have that doesn't inspire any amount of arousal at all. I mean, she's pretty, sure. But, it's gonna be a nah from me personally.
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Sadly she's probably the best.

Who else is there? Jennifer Lawrence tries too hard, Saorise Ronan is just kind of ratlike and I won't even insult you with Kristen Stewart.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Didn't the last movie have weird shit like Voldemort owning a black woman as a slave and the villain trying to stop the Holocaust (which is bad because wizards keeping magic a secret is more important than 6 million Muggles going up the chimney). I never saw it, I just heard there were some "interesting" things in it.
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to be more exact:

Grindalwald (aka gay magic hitler in Harry Potter lore) recruits an Asian chick who can turn into a snake who is destined to become Voldemort's pet snake, due to her transformation power being a curse that one day will become permanent in terms of her not being able to shift back into human mode after turning into a snake.

He also recruits Ezra Miller, who plays a gay metaphor character of a magician who was brutalized his entire life by abusive legal guardians into never using magic (as a metaphor for people who brutalize gay kids to make them straight), through a series of events is revealed to be Dumbledore's never before mentioned younger brother.

Finally, the big reveal of the film is that Grindalwald is motivated 100% by the fact that he knows WW2 is going to happen and that Europe is going to be turned into a killing field again and that the only way to stop it is if the magic wielders take over the world. So instead of being magic hitler, he's actually trying to STOP Hitler in terms of being a well intentioned extremist who (at least in the second film as portrayed by Johnny Depp) isn't as nearly as evil as he is shown to be and is motivated by the notion of humanity being legit stupid warmongering idiots.
 
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CWCissey said:
Sadly she's probably the best.

Who else is there? Jennifer Lawrence tries too hard, Saorise Ronan is just kind of ratlike and I won't even insult you with Kristen Stewart.
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There's this bland cookie-cutter niceness of the "It" girls of today, I remember young Angelina Jolie, Fairuza Balk, Juliette Lewis and Winona Ryder - regardless of how you found them as sexy/non-sexy then, worked both sides of the coin as women who could be sweet one minute and insanely crazy the next. (I think present-day Margot Robbie tries for it, with her Harley Quinn/Tonya Harding associations)

Kirsten won some edgy points by going hard lesbian, but Emma is just unbelievably vanilla. She's like the epitome of milquetoast actors.
 
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Kurtis Trent said:
that's it, I'm deleting my twitter account because I don't feel safe around anyone who identifies as a "Justice League Queer Writer"
I hope JK will burn this place to the ground
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I hope she takes herself down with it in the process.

Joanne is the kind of radical feminist who would bend over backwards to appease muslim immigrants by willfully ignoring the harm Islam brings to her own ideology, and redirect focus towards the evil of hwhite, western men. She can't let the true enemy win by acknowledging their credible points, after all; cutting off one's nose to spite one's face, and all that. She's just like any other of the putrescent puritans of our age, sitting in her ivory tower and shouting down demands to the uneducated peasants, ignoring the real problems the befall even her own choosen people in favor of her own arrogance and comfort.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Finally, the big reveal of the film is that Grindalwald is motivated 100% by the fact that he knows WW2 is going to happen and that Europe is going to be turned into a killing field again and that the only way to stop it is if the magic wielders take over the world. So instead of being magic hitler, he's actually trying to STOP Hitler in terms of being a well intentioned extremist who (at least in the second film as portrayed by Johnny Depp) isn't as nearly as evil as he is shown to be and is motivated by the notion of humanity being legit stupid warmongering idiots.
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It's Dumbledore's fault that six million Jews were sent to the oven.

I think Jo didn't think this through.
 
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