CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace hints at a BLACK-Level Operation

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ChuckSlaughter said:
I think a lot of these supplies are things jace wants anyhow and building a delusion mission around them justifies them to eli.
Oh well hope they don't get in too much trouble and if they do they at least can put the gopro footage on the net before getting arrested
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Null needs to coordinate with them to get a live feed going from it so we can watch the mission unfold as it happens.
 
I like to imagine the second car is Jace's solution to Eli ditching his on the last mission and being stranded until they could get it out of impound. Now, they'll have a backup.

DeagleDad, please try to keep Jace from getting shot, if it is within your power. That mention of gaining control over a "world superpower" makes it sound pretty serious.
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
Oh dear.

Well, maybe this escapade will finally end up with Jace getting the mental help he needs after he gets arrested for whatever he's planning and is found mentally unfit to stand trial.
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Really, the best we can hope for is that Commander Stinkface doesn't injure anyone but himself when he Tokyo drifts his way down Constitution Avenue looking for the White House and winds up ramming into the Department of Commerce by mistake.
 
What kind of car do you think Jace would be able to afford? I imagine his 'street racer' will be a '70s Ford LTD that's missing a fender and still works only because the owner didn't want to repair it. He certainly doesn't have a credit history to get a real racer..or anything good of any sort.
 
I love how he thinks "millions of dollars" equates to being a super power.
 
I know most of you are joking when you say he's gonna try to shoot up someone/something, but come on. I think this BLACK-level operation is more about intelligence gathering than physical assault. His plan involves exposing Them (which could be Muslims, McDonalds Grand Dragons, Obama, cloned transexual Hitlers, etc.) with a head-mounted camera and thus winning the "info war". How this will get them rolling in dough though, I have no idea.


And I mean seriously, this is Jace we're talking about. His plan will end up being much less violent and way more stupid than trying to assault someone with a wal-mart toy.
 
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Does Jace realize if he does kill Obama to stop his evil plan no one is going to declare him and Eli kings? I imagine that the VP will gladly take over the Muslim Cartel alliance and continue business as usual.
I hope he is planning some Ocean's Eleven shit to fool Obama into handing over the presidency to him and then robbing Fort Knox to get those cold hard millions. Jace would be the wheelman, the stick up man, the master mind, and the tech expert. Leaving Eli to be the ladies man and the wild card.
 
Oh god what are they planning this time?

The last time these two planned a operation the did something no cow or group of cows have ever done before an sent one of there number to a foreign country.

I just hope they don't get hurt this time.
 
balcolm said:
jace wouldn't shut the fuck up about getting a GoPro in the fund-raising stream. glad he got it.

could you imagine a first-person view of jace harassing wu though? that's the dream.
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This.

Ok so it looks like you need a cell phone with wifi capability, if it's using wifi and 3g/4g it's going to chew up the battery quick so he probably needs a USB battery pack, also does anyone know what kind of phone he has? Getting a window to jace's world away from a PC would be hilarious. Talking to jace over a headset with a live first person view of whatever he's seeing and doing.:jacewow:
 
The world power Jace is going to take over is obviously #mcdunulds. 2015 is the year he finally fuels the fight all the way to the Islamified nerve center of Massachusetts McD's.
 
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Clearly this is what Jace is planning
 
Satan said:
I think Jace will send Eli to Paris and he'll get high as fuck on an anti-Islams march.
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Guys. Guys. I figured it out. Remember what Jace bought Eli? That's right, Xbox One. Assassin's Creed Unity bundle. Jace saw Eli parkouring around Paris and then the Charlie Hebdo shit went down. So now he ordered Eli to do some intense parkour simulations while he gathers money for plane tickets.
 
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