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This almost seems like a teaser for ParkourDude91: The Movie. Too bad Tyce won't be along for the ride, but an incredibly stoned Eli makes up for it.
CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace hints at a BLACK-Level Operation
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you all realize Jace could get Eli to buy guns eh...
Tiberius Rising: Black Level. Jace and Eli sneak into a mosque and go look for AK-47's and RPGs because it is a terrorist cell
I doubt this. Jace and Eli combined have really no disposable income - a decent handgun will range anywhere from $300 to $500 big ones (and those are pretty conservative firearms, like conceal carry .38 special revolvers, or 9mm pistols, Jace would not be satisfied with a loadout that didn't involve a Desert Eagle, and those are several grand), and if Jace can't pull together enough scratch to buy Eli an Xbox One on his own, he sure as hell ain't going to be able to arm both he and Eli.
Jace and Eli sneaking into a mosque is possible I guess, but I still see it as unlikely. It doesn't fit the patterns anyways - what would earn him "literally" millions of dollars by getting in the basement of a mosque and looking at their utility room with GoPros attached to their heads?
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Maybe he wants to become a Fox News host. He could earn millions of dollars that way. He could totally replace Glenn Beck.
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I think you're right but on the other hand don't forget jace could come up with a reason almost any closet is full of jihadbux, nazi gold, or bitcoins... even if it's only a metaphorical closet like the kind for skelingtons and homosexuals.
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When you look at it, Brianna Wu is probably not going to be involved in this. If this were just about her, he wouldn't even try to keep it a secret. He's probably been watching too much Alex Jones and is planning on assassinating Obama with Eli. Nothing too special.
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I can't wait until they piece everything together resulting in Eli making a rambling conspiracy theory video with James Bond music playing over late 90s numetal revealing a t-shirt they found that has Obama depicted as Che as proof that he's working with the cartels
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Whatever Jace has up his sleeve, I'm sure it'll be some seriously weak minor shit. Remember folks, he's been off his meds for ages now, he's probably about as paranoid and delusional as you can get. His conviction that he's being watched (remember, the Daily Disses started because Jace was convinced that the government was spying on him), his belief in elaborate conspiracies and webs of lies (remember the hater hitlist) his assurances that he will soon be rich and famous and his insistence that people should be paying attention to him all point to a classic Jace delusion.
And as the others have already said - what the hell kind of bucket-ass car will Jace be able to afford with nothing more than a meagre trickle of SSDI and Eli's shitty McJob?
And as the others have already said - what the hell kind of bucket-ass car will Jace be able to afford with nothing more than a meagre trickle of SSDI and Eli's shitty McJob?
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You know, there's something to this theory. The GoPro's only use is pretty much as a sports cam to wear on the body (so they wouldn't have to bother with one of those heavy, clunky hand held types) so that detail lines up with this Black Level Operation involving a lot of parkour. Also, wasn't one of the Daily Disses Eli parkouring around in Runescape and sneaking into windows and stuff? Further advanced training simulations!
Not sure where the making "enough millions to become a global super power" fits just yet, but I'm sure the Deagle Nation Kiwi Investigational Fanbase Committee Such As Is (Or DNKIFCSAI) will uncover the hidden clues and gain new intel to finish the puzzle soon.
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I was guessing Jace would just steal his moms car like usual.
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A rusted Ford Festiva with a spoiler made out of cardboard on the roof. And since it'll have 'sweet' written on it in Sharpie, it'll automatically be worth $100 more.
Along with a few bottles of booze.
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Go Pro's are also very commonly used to film in-car footage of driving. Jace mentions getting a second car. Maybe filming some "street racing?"
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It's possible that Jace is planning to go after Obama or Wu, but it's equally likely this is something entirely new he dreamed up that none of us will be able to guess. The MICIS operation started after Jace read a fragment of a news article about missing Afghan soldiers who turned out to be seeking asylum in Canada and twisted it into a plot to poison the McNugget supply with Islamo-Ebola. He's been listening to InfoWars, so god only knows what already-paranoid piece of information he will latch onto and what his manic brain will morph it into.
No matter what it turns out to be, I just hope it involves sending Secret Agent Eli overseas again. This time with the GoPro and a regular streaming schedule.
No matter what it turns out to be, I just hope it involves sending Secret Agent Eli overseas again. This time with the GoPro and a regular streaming schedule.
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Regardless of whatever Jace may think he's planning, does anyone here seriously believe this will result in anything more than just shaky video of Our Boys fucking around in the woods, fucking around in their crapmobiles, fucking around in their trash heap of a cottage, fucking around in their suburban white bread neighborhood, fucking around in various fast food establishments, and just generally fucking around?
At least until they manage to break the GoPro.
At least until they manage to break the GoPro.
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But they might be jacking off and playing runescape in exotic locales, like darkest Africa or the mysterious Orient!
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Yeah, they might get as far as fucking around in Hartford or Albany. Maybe even Scranton depending on how far a half tank of gas will get 'em¹.
But it'll still just going to be Our Boys fucking around. Not that I mind that. It's usually pretty hilarious, just not very impressive.
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¹ Does Eli still have his passport? Or did his parents have some sense and take it from him? Does Jace even have a passport?
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They'll get a predatory car loan. If a financial clusterfuck like Chris can get a loan for a lightly used Ford Focus, Jace will have no problem getting something decent like a Charger that he will most likely wreck within a couple weeks while "street racing"
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Eli's passport is probably still valid and, since his parents weren't smart enough or didn't care enough to get him the help he needed when he was just a small 'tardling
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you all realize Jace could get Eli to buy guns eh...
Tiberius Rising: Black Level. Jace and Eli sneak into a mosque and go look for AK-47's and RPGs because it is a terrorist cell
I would not trust Eli with something so dangerous as this:
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