CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace's Homemade Weapons

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DEAGLE 4 LYFE said:
So he basically took a knife that could have been used as a crude self-defense weapon and turned it into a useless, unwieldy sperg-scythe.
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When this shit was "announced" I though he was going to just tape his knife to the stick and rant about how cool his tactical spear was and the awesome tactical strength of gorilla tape. Then he surpassed all possible expectations and made something that was both higher quality craftsmanship, AND even stupider than expected. All at the same time!
 
waffle said:
When this shit was "announced" I though he was going to just tape his knife to the stick and rant about how cool his tactical spear was and the awesome tactical strength of gorilla tape. Then he surpassed all possible expectations and made something that was both higher quality craftsmanship, AND even stupider than expected. All at the same time!
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A Gao isnt useless. If struck on the back of the neck, its pretty fatal.

Then again, even a rock at the back of the skull is fatal.
 
Woody Chan said:
A Gao isnt useless. If struck on the back of the neck, its pretty fatal.

Then again, even a rock at the back of the skull is fatal.
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BUT what if the tango looks like this?
 
Oh hey, I actually made something almost just like that once! I took a breadknife, filed down an edge on the back with serrations, drilled holes in an old mop handle, fixed it in for a sick spear. I didn't even need tape, I had some tight bolts in there.

I was ten years old at the time.
 
Seahorses said:
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BUT what if the tango looks like this?
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Well we all know Jace could never tell a Sikhi from a Mooooslim but god dayum that's one hell of a 'saint-soldier'.

Judge Holden said:
Any other old timey warhammer fans reminded of this guy when they see jace's sodomscythe?

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God jace could be so much happier if he focussed his energy and jewmonies into warhammer faggotry.
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He could never play fair though. He'd be re-rolling all of his fails because Spacewolfmarine Stryker can't die.
 
Woody Chan said:
That weapons just going to break the moment you hit things with it
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Well, when it doesn't work, he'll likely learn from the experience, and use different, multiple and/or stronger materials to make one that will work. .
Organic Fapcup said:
"Brutally destroy a milk jug."

Because nothing is more hardcore than maiming a plastic container.

Also, scythes not adapted for combat are terrible weapons.
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Sadly, you're right. And though I haven't used one before, I 'm pretty sure, they wouldn't be much more effective in combat than a staff/pole with no blade.
 
teheviltwin said:
He could never play fair though. He'd be re-rolling all of his fails because Spacewolfmarine Stryker can't die.
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Stahp. You're making me want to put together a Jace Themed Space Wolves army. Everything is gold and grey, everyone has USMC and weed leaves on their Pauldroons, and I'd mold some chain-scythes instead of chainaxes.

Which means I'd also need some Muslin Orks and a platoon of Slannesh Jews, too.
 
Smutley said:
Stahp. You're making me want to put together a Jace Themed Space Wolves army. Everything is gold and grey, everyone has USMC and weed leaves on their Pauldroons, and I'd mold some chain-scythes instead of chainaxes.

Which means I'd also need some Muslin Orks and a platoon of Slannesh Jews, too.
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And there is a little part of me that wants him to roll like Grendel and pull off the sickest impossible parkour moves whilst making a Daemon Prince his bitch...
 
teheviltwin said:
He could never play fair though. He'd be re-rolling all of his fails because Spacewolfmarine Stryker can't die.
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Really? spacewolves? I wouldda been sure he would go ultramarine for obvious reasons (i.e. the very name Ultra-Marine seems very jace, and of course the whole "Spiritual Liege"thing....)

Also, for people who dont know what the fuck we are talking about.....just imagine the nerdiest activity you can think of and crank up the neckbeard
 
Judge Holden said:
also since when has jace claimed that he is officially a "former, retired marine" who was definitely in the marines and totes not lying?
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Here's the problem with that, "once a marine, always a a marine". You will never find a person that served in the marines refer to themselves as an "ex-marine" or a "former marine". They are still marines regardless of whether they are on active duty or not. This is actually a point of pride to them and I've known several that while they've been out of active duty for years and are working as civilians, they still consider themselves "marines".
 
Has anybody made a joke about him being an autistic Chuck Greene yet?

Also I'm gonna go off topic here and mention that there was a time when militarys in super poor countries actually used modified sythes for war, so I guess the whole "tacticool sythe" thing isn't too far fetched. But the blades were more diagonal than horizontal. Oh and they weren't just bread knives attatched to fucking broomsticks.
 
Judge Holden said:
Really? spacewolves? I wouldda been sure he would go ultramarine for obvious reasons (i.e. the very name Ultra-Marine seems very jace, and of course the whole "Spiritual Liege"thing....)

Also, for people who dont know what the fuck we are talking about.....just imagine the nerdiest activity you can think of and crank up the neckbeard
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Sir... You forget Soap... No-one should ever forget the ultimate parkour tacticool wolf.

But what am I saying... Ultraspacewolfmarine is far better!

Also, I don't play this game but I do play D&D and MtG and for some reason it contains a lot of the same nerds... :geek:
 
Everyone calling Jace the Ultra-marine. Makes me think of the rather nice colour.
 
Darky said:
Everyone calling Jace the Ultra-marine. Makes me think of the rather nice colour.
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.....ok warhammer nerds (and yes, im looking at YOU whomever it was who filled 1d4chan with cwc jokes and references), a bucket of rotting fish heads for whomever shoops jace's onto an ultramarine with an appropriate quote

2 buckets and a free lick of my armpit if you draw it from scratch
 
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