🌟 Internet Famous Jack Doherty / Jack Mart Doherty - Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention

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make_it_so said:
I feel really bad for the McLaren.

No, seriously, I think that a certain level, luxury and supercars are basically pieces of art. Seeing them get abused and wrecked by jackasses that don't appreciate them does make me MATI.
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This is precisely what they exist for though. Siphoning money from the clutches of rich retards who don't need it into the hands of engineers, machinists, mechanics and other people who have actual skills and actually contribute to society, if only in pursuit of conceptual excellence. The art is in the process, not the product; the car itself is just a proof of concept, and a way to finance the process.

The clientele consists almost exclusively dipshits who can't drive and will never learn, so unfortunately the best case scenario is that they all end up totalled in single-vehicle collisions as soon as possible to minimize the risk to others.
 
Merowinger said:
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Here's a now deleted Youtube short(thus the format) with the direct aftermath of the crash and his bleeding camera man

Full aftermath (16min long, can't archive it right now)

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"Friend looks like he's fucking dying" Oh, My CAR!! ! Oh, God, save the car please, if nothing else.

This actual nigger should just fucking die Jesus

Edit: LMAO, this actual retard just gave his most likely concussed, bleeding "friend" the camera to film the reaction, total jack death god please.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
"Friend looks like he's fucking dying" Oh, My CAR!! ! Oh, God, save the car please, if nothing else.

This actual nigger should just fucking die Jesus

Edit: LMAO, this actual retard just gave his most likely concussed, bleeding "friend" the camera to film the reaction, total jack death god please.
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It’s crazy to me his first reaction is to film this. It seems very unlikely he’s going to avoid any sort of criminal charges: he caused a crash that injured his cameraman and could’ve killed them or others. I feel like the district attorney would want to make an example of him so Gen Z can learn that you shouldn’t be using your phone while your car is moving… It’s one thing to look at it while you’re at a light and entirely different if you’re driving in the middle of the rain with terrible visibility. He could’ve very easily killed some family when he hydroplaned and hit a minivan.

His reaction and complete lack of remorse or introspection will not be helpful for him either. Definitely some sort of reckless driving charge.
 
Agent Snigger said:
This guy's insurance is going to have him assassinated at this rate
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Isn't his home insurance company already suing him because he tried to make a claim to pay his ongoing legal fees? Even though it didn't take place at the home either? Hopefully it's all the same company.
 
I asked this before for another cow, but it's worth asking. If you shoot and kill him in self defense, do you get an achievement?
 
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One of these stories is not like the others…. “Hey guys, I kind of need some money right now so can you buy some hole pics to get me out of this hole I put myself in with my car?” He is going to kill himself or possibly others being a clout goblin. This thread is also missing his horrific sex take he leaked that was embarrassing as fuck. He looked completely bored fucking his girlfriend who’s actually pretty hot.
 

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I’m sorry but something with that awful of a paint job doesn’t deserve to be driving on the roads anyway. Glad that ugly thing was put out of its misery.

Hopefully Jack gets a reckless driving charge and a stint in jail, I think he is legitimately a danger to society behind the wheel of a car.
 
BrainSand63 said:
I’m sorry but something with that awful of a paint job doesn’t deserve to be driving on the roads anyway. Glad that ugly thing was put out of its misery.

Hopefully Jack gets a reckless driving charge and a stint in jail, I think he is legitimately a danger to society behind the wheel of a car.
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He has numerous traffic citations already for speeding and other types of reckless behavior. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Miami DA decides to make an example of him to try to teach the zoomers to not text and drive.
 
McMitch said:
I’m not going to say “it’s a shame they didn’t die,” because that isn’t righ
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You are right, he should have been paralyzed from the neck down. From then on, the only notable videos should be:
  • Jack Doherty is a quadraplegic.
  • Jack Doherty gets a breathing tube.
  • Jack Doherty needs a feeding tube.
  • Jack Doherty gets his colostomy bag.
  • Jack Doherty gets sepsis.
  • Jack Doherty is put in hospice.
  • Jack Doherty has died.
Preferably over a ten year time span with his victims mocking his disability.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Don't worry, he's going to be of legal drinking age soon, so expect him to get a drunk driving charge.
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The problem with that is the drunk is less likely to die thanks to the booze making them more relaxed.

That is of course unless they Ryan Dunn themselves around a tree which I can see Doherty doing.
 
He makes the guy bleeding out of his face hold the camera so he can be in frame next his totaled vehicle that's painted like an energy drink. Sociopath.

If the guy from Nightcrawler decided to become an influencer.
 
i440BX said:
Hydroplaning happens because of high speed or worn tires. I think he sped up like a faggot during on rain conditions.
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The tires that come on McLarens are barely road legal. They're nearly slicks and have terrible performance in the rain.
 
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