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Reminder that he once used his nose to dismiss a call notification on his Apple Watch during a CWJ intro. He is an abject mess.
All this talk has me thinking about the bariatric coffins made by this company in Indiana.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Yeah, coffin's probably better than cremation.
Get you casket with a good liner. Really seal those juices in.
Whatthefuck
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There is a great YT video about cremating deathfats. Jack isn't technically there, but *fingers crossed*. https://youtu.be/71Z677IXUak
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Jack is almost certainly doing something cretinously incompetent.
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Something like that. Ground you can stretch for 6 months at least, a year for dried herbs and a couple years for whole spices. I mean I've seen people with tins of ground mustard in the back of the spice cabinet from the early 2000's. That stuff has lost any and all flavor at that point. Fresh is always superior to dried. Freezing is always a thing. I mean something like cilantro or basil you mix that up with some olive oil, pour it into a freezer baggie, squeeze out all the air and just freeze it. Break off what you need when cooking with it.
But it's just ridiculous that he keeps buying shit that he uses once and then never again.
That's how you do it when you have a gimp arm. I wonder what he's going to do when he loses control of his left arm though?
A fatty like him? If they tried cremation his rendered fat would leak out and set fire to the crematorium.
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The American deathcare industry is well aware of the necessary precautions.
Among other things, they recommend you schedule a fat person as the first case of the day, when the crematorium is stone cold.
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How quickly things like this get normalized instead of stigmatized as they should be. In making deathfats "normal" it shows people that it's okay to weigh 300+ pounds just because you can't control your eating.
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Jack may not be big as other deathfats, but he has the deathfat mentality, especially with him trying to lie to people that he is eating healthy and going all keto and the way he guzzles down food and the fact that he is all about more, more, more. Not to mention his health issues definitely put him in deathfat territory. He is unique though in that he has a wider audience than most deathfats.
Anyways, yeah, I watched that video since it has been posted many times in the Fat Acceptance Thread, it is quite interesting, the fact that their problems don't end when these people die is something.
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Fug I got some shit to throw out.
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I can personally verify this works excellently and am just coming to the end of an at least 18 month old batch of basil that returns to almost-as-good-as-fresh within seconds of coming up to temperature.
I went through and a lot of my spices say 2025, what is this sorcery?
Stop fatshaming the dog, it is a victim.
As to the copy strikes, maybe modular edit the boy's club and put something more insulting in the gaps? Probably an overly onerous task, but it would be funny. "This portion of the video struck because Jack lacks self-reflection and is angry he can't monitize our videos to buy new microwave bakey cookers, that shit stacks up! *Party whistle* Currently on appeal because this is absolutely criticism of the fat fuck and thus transformative use."
Or, if that's overly long "JACK IS FAT AND WE HOPE HE JOINS THE IN MEMORIA CLUB SOON *Party whistle*"
Stop fatshaming the dog, it is a victim.
As to the copy strikes, maybe modular edit the boy's club and put something more insulting in the gaps? Probably an overly onerous task, but it would be funny. "This portion of the video struck because Jack lacks self-reflection and is angry he can't monitize our videos to buy new microwave bakey cookers, that shit stacks up! *Party whistle* Currently on appeal because this is absolutely criticism of the fat fuck and thus transformative use."
Or, if that's overly long "JACK IS FAT AND WE HOPE HE JOINS THE IN MEMORIA CLUB SOON *Party whistle*"
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Wouldn't it be funny if they tried to cremate jack but realized they couldn't during the process. So they pull him out and he's burnt on the outside and still raw on the inside. Poetry.
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Seems like fatty is back at filing false DMCA reports at the PCTLM livestreams, a channel that he maintains to date, has never heard before.
@rubytintedchix has mentioned that EP49 of The Boys Club (doritos wings episode) has been struck.
Edit: I missed PC's notification on the previous page (hit me with the clocks). But still, I really hope that the fat man gets banned from making more false DMCA claims. It seems like he's unafraid and undeterred by the last warning which PCTLM sent to him.
I think Fatty's getting real bold here. Bold after having his $3,500 MACKBOOK which was entirely paid for by Mommywife.
@rubytintedchix has mentioned that EP49 of The Boys Club (doritos wings episode) has been struck.
Edit: I missed PC's notification on the previous page (hit me with the clocks). But still, I really hope that the fat man gets banned from making more false DMCA claims. It seems like he's unafraid and undeterred by the last warning which PCTLM sent to him.
I think Fatty's getting real bold here. Bold after having his $3,500 MACKBOOK which was entirely paid for by Mommywife.
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There really should be a vexatious DMCA striking provision, but I don't think there is.
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There is, its called Perjury, and requires a court and associated lawsuit. Youtube has little to gain and a lot to lose from inserting itself between what are legal slapfights.
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Usually those are sealed and there's a partial vacuum or neutral gas in there. The moment you open it and expose it to air the clock is now ticking.
It's like coffee, if you buy it pre-ground. There's either a vacuum or the oxygen has been removed from it. It's not a perfect system but it slows down the degradation of the flavors and the volatile oils and substances that are there when freshly ground. I don't think anybody would want to use coffee that's been exposed to air from 3 years ago and expect it to taste like anything other than wet cardboard.
The ultimate in life imitating art as it were.
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Can’t do that unfortunately, Youtube nukes the entire video even if there’s a small portion of it in question.
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If it's any consolation, one day he'll be gone. Who knows when it will be, but the harassment will most likely cease when he is, and then it will be open season forever. Of course, if Jack wasn't such a terrible human being, he wouldn't have to worry about looking over his shoulder and using the precious time he has left to do "damage control".
Also, I've been wondering how many tons of waste Jack and people like Jack generate in a whole year, as well as these people's impacts on something like a food shortage. What he does in the gross extent that he does it should really be a crime. All that life, all for nothing. What a waste.
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I know there are a few different ways you can strike a video. When he started striking us initially he gave us the courtesy of a 7 day warning before the video would be taken down. Now he just nukes it immediately.
We’ve also gotten struck for various music and Viacom/CBS/Paramount struck us for use once too. With the music strikes, the video can remain up, but no monetization — which is fine. The Viacom/CBS/Paramount, our video was taken down, but we were given the option to remove the offending content and they released the strike which we did.
I guess it all depends on the holder and they type of strike they lodge against you. But ultimately one thing is clear, Jack is a thin skinned bitch.
Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG
We’ve also gotten struck for various music and Viacom/CBS/Paramount struck us for use once too. With the music strikes, the video can remain up, but no monetization — which is fine. The Viacom/CBS/Paramount, our video was taken down, but we were given the option to remove the offending content and they released the strike which we did.
I guess it all depends on the holder and they type of strike they lodge against you. But ultimately one thing is clear, Jack is a thin skinned bitch.
Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG
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GoodFattyDeadFatty
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I haven’t even watched the video yet but it looks like another big plate of microwaved slop. Jack will probably love it. I’ll pass on the likely 3 minutes of menus with Jack.