Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

So first it was energy drinks, then carbs. What will Jack blame his newest stroke on? Sodium? Spicy food? Not enough Jesus?

Nothing, cause he's going to fucking die this time.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Nothing, cause he's going to fucking die this time.

He is already using his good arm to post on facebook. He'll pull through for a while longer. But with the right side of his body even deader. Wheel chair saga soon?

 

[Adamska]

Per Jack’s mother-in-law.

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Just to add to the absolute trainwreck; while in the ER this is what Jack chose to fucking tweet while possibly having a FOURTH FUCKING STROKE:

So he has a non-zero chance of this tweet being the last thing he fucking posts. His last words might be to demand mommy-wife get him a chicken sandwich before he death gurgles and oozes to the floor.

 

[Sand]

Jack will be fine, unfortunately. He is one those people who repels even death, especially after that nasty birria slurp. Sure, he might lose access to a limb or two but that has never seemed to bother him much in the past.

If Jack does die than that Popeyes retweet is the most Jack thing he could have possibly done in his final days. A fast food obsessed loyal corporate shill to the very end. How touching!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack will be fine, unfortunately. He is one those people who repels even death, especially after that nasty birria slurp. Sure, he might lose access to a limb or two but that has never seemed to bother him much in the past.

If Jack does die than that Popeyes retweet is the most Jack thing he could have possibly done in his final days. A fast food obsessed loyal corporate shill to the very end. How touching!

In all seriousness, how common is it for someone to have two strokes severe enough to lose limbs and survive through both? I've never heard of that happening before.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This guy also has a freeze dryer, froze a bunch of meat and shit then seems to have immediately reconstituted it and cooked it. That crap looks fucking foul. "this steak looks really great to me, turned out the best out of all of it" it's completely fucking discolored, looks like a mess.

Well that was nothing short of horrifying and cringe as fuck at the beginning.

Per Jack’s mother-in-law.

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This is the part I don't get where these Uber-Christians are concerned. According to them everything happens due to God's will. So Jagoff having yet another stroke is God's will. How will prayer change God's mind? Will he suddenly heal Jagoff because people prayed for him? No. God gave him a stroke and that's it. Let him stroke out in peace.

He is already using his good arm to post on facebook. He'll pull through for a while longer. But with the right side of his body even deader. Wheel chair saga soon?

Uses uses speech to text. Faggot can't type. He's a lazy fucker.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Kiwifarms is about to claim another one soon.

Rest in Piss, Jack. You insufferable, worthless piece of lazy man shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Has nobody told this fat idiot that his facial expression on his pfp basically screams "I am an enormous homosexual and I suck giant black dicks?"

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I'll pray for Jack. I'll pray he fucking chokes to death on a dick.

So he has a non-zero chance of this tweet being the last thing he fucking posts. His last words might be to demand mommy-wife get him a chicken sandwich before he death gurgles and oozes to the floor.

I'm sure he wants a chicken sandwich as BLACKened as his wife.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Not only that but look at the thickness of the dead arm:
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His left forearm looks like John Cena's in comparison to the right.

The visible vascularity, too. That thing’s getting next to no blood flow.

 

[AnOminous]

The visible vascularity, too. That thing’s getting next to no blood flow.

If they had to cut it off, could he even stand up without falling over?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Aw shit, does this mean were going KETOOOOOOO again? As keto as Jack ever did, so you know, not at all.

 

[EvilDroid64]

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[Gloria The Glorious]

So, if this is indeed stroke number 3:

1. I hope he recovers. I don't wish death upon people, even fairly awful people.
2. While I don't wish death upon him, he did this to himself harshly (I know, hardly a new statement).
3. How many strokes does it take to paddle across The River Of Styx?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

So, if this is indeed stroke number 3:

1. I hope he recovers. I don't wish death upon people, even fairly awful people.
2. While I don't wish death upon him, he did this to himself harshly (I know, hardly a new statement).
3. How many strokes does it take to paddle across The River Of Styx?

This would actually be at minimum his 4th. It was uncovered from old social media posts that he had a medical emergency pre YT that sounded suspiciously like a stroke, but he got angy and waddled out of the ER before they could figure out what's going on.

 

[keytar]

LMFAO. He's really gonna fucking eat his way into an extra-large coffin. You'd think 3 (yes three, I am counting the first one, that he left the hospital in a huff when he was showing obvious stroke signs before they could complete a diagnosis) strokes would be enough for anyone, but Jack is just special.

Maybe he likes the idea of consuming pure oil instead of having to mix it in with his fuel.

 

[AnOminous]

1. I hope he recovers. I don't wish death upon people, even fairly awful people.

I hope his other arm stops working and when he goes full wendigo he just has to flail around like a snake or something while diving face first into piles of meat.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I hope his other arm stops working and when he goes full wendigo he just has to flail around like a snake or something while diving face first into piles of meat.

Tammy spoon-feeding him like a baby truly is one of the most probable ways the Jack Scalfani story ends.

 

[Adamska]

I hope his other arm stops working and when he goes full wendigo he just has to flail around like a snake or something while diving face first into piles of meat.

He's freeze drying and hoarding so much meat recently I wouldn't be shocked if there was some weird feeder fetish tier meat locker where he can just hork down pounds of the shit silently.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I hope his other arm stops working and when he goes full wendigo he just has to flail around like a snake or something while diving face first into piles of meat.

Tammy spoon-feeding him like a baby truly is one of the most probable ways the Jack Scalfani story ends.

He'd still keep up his act of being a famous cook as he scarfs down Hungry Man dinners made by tammy and reviews it as "gud"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Coming soon from GiveMe Foods: The Best Feeding Tube You'll Every Use.

Jack won't give up eating. I'm betting on Lazy Man's Dysphagia Recipes/pray for my aspiration pneumonia saga.