Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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AnOminous said:
God these fucking bitmoji or whatever the fuck they are make me want to kick this motherfucker's teeth down his throat. Fuck you, die, Jack!

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And another of these fucking things. God hates you, Jack. I can't wait until you die and go to Hell and you are nostrils-deep in boiling monkey vomit for all eternity while raw chickens wind-surf around you forever, splashing monkey vomit into your nose.
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Even his bitmojis have the gaping mouth.
 
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GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
Jack is still claiming to be eating under 1,000 calories in his stupid profile muffin video he just uploaded. :shit-eating:

Give it a rest, fatty.
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Have I lost my grip on reality? He claims low carb and under 1k cal, but that hot dog vid was like 2 days ago right?

Am I stroking? Is he stroking again? How delusional can one man be?
 
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Adamska said:
I use two hands myself, but cracking it on the flat of a board does fine for me.

He has almost as many of those things as he does grills, how horrifying.

Seriously though, how hard is it to just microwave bacon on a safe dish, and then pat off the fucking grease? It's what I do when I feel like microwaving it.
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On the topic of cooking bacon. I find it comes out best if you dredge the bacon in a flour/pepper mixture then cook it in the oven at 350. Nice crispy non curled up bacon.
 
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stets said:
Not sure if this has been posted before. We all knew these guys were white trash, but jesus fucking Christ …

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Counterpoint: The hats are cool. Everything else is just wedding fashion from the 80s.
What's white trash is belonging to a church run by a murderer.
 
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Here’s the nutritional facts for the profile shake powder. Sorry for the low quality pic. This is a different flavor but it’s all the same shit
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edit. formating. also cheese is the 5th ingrediant. of course the Wendigo approves
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
Are you ready, foodjacks?
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Why the hell is he making a double batch for something that is clearly meant to be a treat not a staple for your diet? Bullshit only 1000 calories a day we have seen the fat on the go's. his muffins looked all fucked up because he used too many ingredients. Baking is an exact science. The comments are still enabled but he screens them all and only the 100% ass kissing comments get to stay.
 
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