Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[Y2K Baby]

The first apostle of Chris. Saint Niggarat.

 

[The Old One]

Beauty and the Beast comes to mind, but a more deranged version of Beast and a plus sized Belle set to an inner city rather than a French town.

 

[Tempest]

tl;dr he made Donald Trump win, and he's going to make him execute drug dealers through black magic.
Also he thinks Pizzagate is real.

he also is getting souls from the homeless and science is not real according to him

he doesn't like God or Christians or the homeless

he ate his aunt's soul

he was in hell's battle arena

 

[Nekromantik]

I was wondering what the pictures he posted in the cursed images thread were about.

They all love my kegger parties.
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[MarineTrainedTard]

Oh and he's a fascist, too (and no, I don't mean that in the "Anyone right of me is a fascist reeee" sense but actually calling for martial law and wanting to "wipe out all violent crime with whatever force it takes" is... pretty fascist).


"If Trump can go home to bed a hot wife each night, there's hope for me yet"

What a story, Mark

 

[Hakurei Zero]

I feel bad for Chris. He has to deal with losers like Hirtes spamming his Twitter, but now he also has sentient lard that roleplays with itself and wants Chris to have its "juices".

 

[Monika H.]

Seems we got a new opponent
Jacob the Necromancer Tardmancer

 

[Guardsman42]

You know I originally came here to lol at Chris-Chan.

This guy honestly sounds like he could end up actually I don't know, murdering some one? Both frightening and holyshitwtf happened levels of amusing to read this crap. Oh Kiwi Farms I love you.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Okay so we have another Netflix cartoon villain.

...Fuck me the shape of his head is killing me.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This guy makes Chris look normal

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I watched the two videos addressing Chris in the OP and I want a fucking restraining order against this guy. Dear, sweet Jesus

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

No, far from it. Unfortunately.

I find this very hard to believe. Please name some names.

 

[nertz]

That house 100% has a demon. A demon named autism.

Chris said people worse off than him were like a window into hell. This is like a stained glass cathedral rose window.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Well, I guess sooner or later Chris was bound to get at least one TRUE and HONEST fan. Although this guy has more of a "rapist maniac" vibe coming out of him.

 

[Xanax]

Wow, I clocked this guy's strangeness when I noticed he posted his Facebook on his profile and saw a lot of nutty ramblings about the spirit realm. Next day his account was banned.

I didn't bother investigating because I assumed he was playing a bit of a character, maybe prepping to be the next big troll with a persona like a lot of dipshits do. Never knew it went this deep.

 

[BSV]

Alien disclosure, or UFO madness confirmed would be less insane then what I am witnessing. I imagine I now know what a stroke feels like.

 

[Monolith]

What filter/technique/thing does he use to get those photos anyways?

 

[skeletonfucker]

I want to believe that this is another Idea Guy who is very good at acting like an autist, but this seems like it's just too real.
Maybe I'm being too sensitive, but I am a little bit concerned for Chris' future well-being, especially if this legendary autist meets him irl.

 

[James Howlett]

What filter/technique/thing does he use to get those photos anyways?

Take a flash photo in a dark room, adjust the contrast setting of the photo to "autism", spaz out with motion blur, and add a transparent layer of color of the top. The top color should be an autistic one for maximum effect.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Chris should've known his lovequest would take him into dark, unspeakable places.