- Joined
- Nov 10, 2016
Emperor protect us. Our collective Autism has birthed this new Chaos go onto us, as the Eldar created Slaanesh.
Emperor help us all.
Emperor help us all.
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It's way too real. He is What Mark David Chapman was to john lennon.I want to believe that this is another Idea Guy who is very good at acting like an autist, but this seems like it's just too real.
Maybe I'm being too sensitive, but I am a little bit concerned for Chris' future well-being, especially if this legendary autist meets him irl.
No, probably Section 6.Section 8 housing. What a shock.
http://www.sf-ha.org/430-TURK.html
A new friend for Chris.
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tl;dr he made Donald Trump win, and he's going to make him execute drug dealers through black magic.
Also he thinks Pizzagate is real.
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he also is getting souls from the homeless and science is not real according to him
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he doesn't like God or Christians or the homeless
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he ate his aunt's soul
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he was in hell's battle arena
No, probably Section 6.
I must be jaded. This guy is simply boring. He's just so damned typical: dumb, fat, ugly, government check, no job, no friends, no girlfriend, food stamps, too much time on his idle lazy hands, too much Internet, probably no father.
Not to mention dumb, fat and lazy.
When I logged onto Kiwi Farms today I didn't expect to see a onesie wearing chaser who's set his sights on Chris of all people
Why is it that it's always unstable crackpots that come up with these religions?I have brought you more occult flavored autism.
I think the only one who's had too much booze and smokes was whoever was pregnant with him all those years ago.Chris doesn't need "friends" like this. At all. And that's FACT. Especially if they're obsessed with Black Magic - flavored booze & smokes, which this fucker has had too much of, from all this BS he spewin'!
I have become convinced that the big lolcows have a spectrum of other smaller cows orbiting them, and I have taken to calling them autism vortexes:
And now Chris is continuing in this grand tradition of lolcows.
- DSP has whiteknights like Alex Sidella or CrossingEden, and trolls such as Fred Fuchs or Jonathan Ross.
- Nora Reed has her very own vortex named the Norasphere.
- The Rat King is its own vortex composed of many cows that are largely equivalent, basically the communistic version of the other ones.
I think Chris muted him, if he had him blocked, he wouldn't be able to send replies to specific tweets, he would have just tagged Chris on everything.Yeah - Imma still keep watching - and pray that Chris stay away from this fucker, ignoring him at all costs for starters. OPL is crap enough and has enough crap on his hands with needing to grow the fuck up, already. Even then, no one should have to deal with this... thing.
God fucking dammit, I hate it when Jakoba brakes into my house and eat my children.I watched this video, so you don't have to. Here's a digest of the most interesting aspects:
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Trump wasn't really appointed president by the US electoral college. It was planned all along by the most evil troll of the Universe (even moreso than Xenu): Jakoba Hitikara. I think it's one of Jacob's headmates along with Shakina Hitikara. Apparently Jakoba is a space nazi as he commands the 88th legion.
As for the promise, Jacob and his friend Daniel summoned the headmate to avenge them for their "persecution".
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The Pinoy American axis of evil. Is Duterte's election also Jakoba's doing? Plot hole here, folks.
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Powerlevel hint as about how Jacob detests his aunt Mary? Does she really exist or is she part of the movie fantasy? It's an interesting track to follow.
> Kidasuna military uses sophisticated stroboscopic effects to rule over their galaxy. They also harness "Antomatter" to propel their spaceships (yeah, that's how he typed it, so I guess it's the Kidasunan technical term). Everyone fear their Disco Emporium and dancefloors of Death enough to will their destruction.
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The Kidasuna people live on what seems to be a gaseous planet similar to Neptune.
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The Captain of the Love Boat isn't the jolly matchmaker held in high regard by the couples formed on his cruiser ship that he appears to be.
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Obama's race owns the Love Boat.
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Given the craptastic situation of San Francisco, the city sure could use the benevolent protection of the angel Michael. If I were him, I'd just obliterate it like Sodom, just saying.
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Props to the crew of this ship. They're attacked by almighty Lord in person and manage to survive long enough to send footage of it. They'd certainly make better war reporters than ours... So the Rokat Empire is ungodly, then?
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Jacob appears to be a musician, if I believe the credits. I gotta say, if it's true he holds his own when it comes to the soundtrack. It's as alien and psychotronic as it needs to be.
6 out of 10, A cheaply edited but nice experience, overall. I enjoy the galactico-esoteric mythos even though it utterly lacks a cohesive directorial idea. The discrepancy between his mundane presentation and the way he talks about epic things as "the sword of chaos, the most powerful weapon of all creation" is amusing. It watches like it's an autistic familial album.
Jacob seems to find much imaginary stimulation thanks to pareidolia.
I wonder what would result, if he met Yolanda Hawkins, my conspitard skitzocow. They both seem to be very scholar when it comes to intergalactic politics. She would probably argue that the Zeebans were responsible for Trump's investiture, instead of the Kidasuna legion of Doom.