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Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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The Old One
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Okay. Why not, might as well have some fun with him.
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I don't know. I'm not feeling this Jacob x Chris ship. Didn't Chis say he doesn't want anything to do with "Slow-in-the-mind" individuals?
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So why is all he writes about edgy occult bullshit, but every picture of him is in ponyshit or dressed as a Care Bear?
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Shh.. He's trying to be presentable to his one true love, Pristine Christine.
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A more appropriate name would be Jacob Sockpuppet, considering what he appears to be doing in this thread right now.
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Internet Troll Personality Disorder.
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I thought Chris got the chop?
Also how tf are you gonna let Chris be your mommy when he needs his own mommy to keep him from burning his house down?
Also how tf are you gonna let Chris be your mommy when he needs his own mommy to keep him from burning his house down?
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@The Old One, tell Jacob that he can't curse us, we're already under a far more powerful curse than he can ever imagine:
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It was Chris's mommy who created that fire hazard in the first place.
The Old One
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Oh shit, what is that? If she has a, Ewww down there, what if she's contacting Jacob in private or something about meeting up. I know Jake has a private e-mail, I'm sending him stuff to piss him off, he's just denying it on Twitter. Can I post his email or will I get in more trouble? I'm already being accused and I'm thinking of letting UCLA read the forum. A friend of mine studied psychology and has a practice up north in Hayward which isn't far from San Francisco.
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We know you're Jacob. You can stop pretending now.
Christine has a penis, but I strongly doubt she would contact you in private. Feel free to post your email if you want.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nudes
The Old One
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It says nudes. I'm not even going to forward that because Jake could report me to my ISP. I draw the line at nudes.
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I mean, the unclit page had nudes too... the unclit refers to a piercing that was near his butthole.
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Is this the evolution of Twilight sparkly vampire syndrome? The pathological need to make nightmarish horrors cute and misunderstood self-inserts?
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You're here forever, Jacob's Sock puppet - and it's clear you're just being used by someone who treats you like shit. You should break away from such a toxic relationship immediately, if you have to courage to, of course. All this witch BS ain't good for you - and it never will be. Also, Chris loves Ponyfaggotry more, anyway, to truly notice Jacob. It ain't ever gonna work, is what I'm saying.
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This may be the first lolcow we've ever covered who is in love with Chris and I'm not sure if that's more messed up than being one of his haters.
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Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.
Lunachu
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For the first time ever I’m feeling bad for Chris having his address so well known.