Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[Shokew]

Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.

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Your nightmares for the next couple weeks, courtesy of that fucking disgusting pig face.

 

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Your nightmares for the next couple weeks, courtesy of that fucking disgusting pig face.

Lol I didn't even watch it yet .

 

[NotreallyPutin]

There is a very strong positive correlation with "alternative life styles" and some sort of mental or social disorder. There is also a strong positive correlation with mental and social disorders and degenerate, often times illegal, behavior. Are furries even surprised at this point when sexual deviancy and beta behavior is rampant in their little sphere of the world?

 

[Nekromantik]

So Kiwi Farms got another curse. I swear we need a counter for this.

 

[Atrahasis]

@The Old One
Say, answer these questions good chap. The world needs to know.

1°) Why do you want Jesse Sockness to rape his daughter to death?
2°) Did you and your cultist buds kidnap a San Francisco child for a ceremony?
3°) If you know Magick, why don't you summon the god of corruption to have Chris fall under your charm? Does it mean he's protected by a Sonichu talisman?
4°) Are the Rokat a Space Weeaboo empire? You describe them as typically wearing kimono like the Japanese.
5°)

Is that the ceremonial outfit of the Hitikara clan?
6°) Is Chris Chan going to be the king of 1,6 billion planets if he marries you?
7°) Who would win a space battle? The Death Star or The Jubali Love Boat?
8°) Why is Phillipines such a strategic place to rule over for the god of Evil Duterte?
9°) Where do you share your music? It's pretty cool.

Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.

Please, tell him that his last class was dismissed years ago.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I mean, the unclit page had nudes too... the unclit refers to a piercing that was near his butthole.

I feel that I should say something here, but I'm just not quite finding the right joke.

Dosen't matter. The funnay in this case is this sped talking to himself via sockpuppets and thinking he's the first clever guy to do so in the history of the farms.

 

[Shokew]

Lol I didn't even watch it yet .

And I ain't going to - seeing that face shot was enough pain for one eternity.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.

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That video just legit made me think about all those special ed students at my old school. And how likely they’re going to turn into this.

 

[Triple S Rank]

Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.

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He thinks KF is a chat

>You don't talk about me without my permission, i'm gonna fuck you up
Oh really? What are you gonna do stab me or him with that walmart probably plastic knife from post #42?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Seeing the word "Darkseed" in this thread title makes me think that finally, we're paying tribute to Darksidered992, the person who became the closest thing we ever had to Chris-Chan 2.0.

 

[GethN7]

About the only "magic" I'm sure this guy is good at is "Summon Food".

 

[Guardsman42]

Seeing the word "Darkseed" in this thread title makes me think that finally, we're paying tribute to Darksidered992, the person who became the closest thing we ever had to Chris-Chan 2.0.

I don't know, Susan Stone is pretty fucking Chris like.

So Kiwi Farms got another curse. I swear we need a counter for this.

For some of us, it's our First Curse! This is part of the Kiwi-Farm user evolution thing right? Each Curse we get we like level up into a new type of troll?

...No? Damn.

 

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For some of us, it's our First Curse! This is part of the Kiwi-Farm user evolution thing right? Each Curse we get we like level up into a new type of troll?

...No? Damn.

You only level up if you kill a tranny, anything else is merely cosmetic

 

[Atrahasis]

http://archive.is/YfV3u

Ohh, it seems like I landed very interesting matter about Jacob's genealogical tree. My intuition was right about Jesse Paul. My guess is that Katlynn Sockness is Jesse's daughter. I can't wait to follow the rabbit hole! Let's find some crusty stories regarding the black duck of the family


EDIT: Holy Moses, is it the same Jesse we are talking about?? The age matches!
http://archive.is/6nrV7

Not only convicted for acts of abuse and theft, but also meth dealing. Damn. He's not an altar boy, that's for sure. No wonder Jacob has been psychologically scarred by such toxic individual...
http://archive.is/fQlTN

 

[James Howlett]

Let me forward him this. He doesn't know what I posted yet. He's already fuming.

I doubt it. Jacob explicitly told us he's troll proof. He doesn't even care he has a thread here.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

He pretends his own sock account is his high school teacher. He trash talks his own account knowing that no one will act on it and apparently tries to link it to someone he hates.

@The Old One, Jacob, you are not the first sped to spin a sock-puppet account into someone else. Whatever trick your exceptional mind may come up with, it's rotten fruit to this forum but hey! keep trying, buddy. Your life is hilarious.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

He thinks his own sock account is his high school teacher. He trash talks his own account knowing that no one will act on it and apparently tries to link it to someone he hates.

@The Old One, Jacob, you are not the first sped to spin a sock-puppet account into someone else. Whatever trick your exceptional mind may come up with is rotten fruit to this forum but hey! keep trying, buddy. Your life is hilarious.

He literally doxed himself.

I don't think this rabbit hole has an end.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Jacob thinks I am his high school teacher.

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Wait. "Me never getting anything good enough to go out with an escort?"

Confirmed for sped with a tard wrangler?

 

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Wait. "Me never getting anything good enough to go out with an escort?"

Confirmed for sped with a tard wrangler?

He mentioned that he has someone who comes in 3 times a week to clean-up etc.

This is why you'll see that his apartment is relatively well-maintained.