Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

[MW 590]

What if the people of England decide they've had enough of kings and queens and realize their wayward colonists were onto something and abolish the monarchy and declare a republic? And if your infiltrators won't let that happen, what's to stop them from revolting and murdering all you filthy monarchists?

1. The monarchy is very popular.
2. I recently discovered the reserve powers the Queen has. She can dismiss the Prime Minister and refuse royal assent to any bill by parliament to abolish the monarchy.

The government of England could easily defeat a rebellion.

I therefore realized that in order to change the monarchy, the royal itself will have to be infiltrated by secret agents who will marry into the royal family so that I future monarch can be a secret agent who will give royal assent to a bill by parliament changing the monarchy.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

1. The monarchy is very popular.
2. I recently discovered the reserve powers the Queen has. She can dismiss the Prime Minister and refuse royal assent to any bill by parliament to abolish the monarchy.

The government of England could easily defeat a rebellion.

I therefore realized that in order to change the monarchy, the royal itself will have to be infiltrated by secret agents who will marry into the royal family so that I future monarch can be a secret agent who will give royal assent to a bill by parliament changing the monarchy.

What if the British military tell the monarch to fuck off?
>inb4 "they can't do that, that's illegal", "my gay ops will infiltrate the high command (rebellions grow from the ground up as well as the top down)", or "the Glorious True King will shine like the sun and be loved and adored by all".

 

[MW 590]

What if the British military tell the monarch to fuck off?
>inb4 "they can't do that, that's illegal", "my gay ops will infiltrate the high command (rebellions grow from the ground up as well as the top down)", or "the Glorious True King will shine like the sun and be loved and adored by all".

Every master plan has its risks. Hopefully the members of the army that are loyal as well as MI5 can defeat the rebellion.

At college before and between classes, I often get exercise by taking walks on the paths through the woods behind my college. And I saw something mysterious today.

While I was walking, I saw two things in the distance. I thought that they were dogs. However when I walked further ahead, I did not see any dogs or other mammals. What ever I saw, was gone.

What did I see? Were they coyotes? Deer? Skinwalkers?

 

[Niggernerd]

Who knows. I remember me and my buddy just chilling in the woods in the back of some building and some asshole was just struting around like he owned the place. Think he saw us, assumed he was looking for drugs so we bolted.

 

[Red Hood]

Furries probably. Good for you, scattering them like that.

 

[Remove Goat]

It was probably @Louise Belcher traveling back in time to mock you

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Furries probably. Good for you, scattering them like that.

Skinwalkers are essentially supernatural furries.

 

[IV 445]

What did I see?

Idk since y’all didn’t post a fucking photo

 

[Cool kitties club]

I once saw some coyotes when I was walking around a forest near my house. I also saw a fox on the walking path too.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Jacob... I may have said this to you before, I don't remember, and please don't take it as an attack, but it sounds like you may have mild schizophrenia. You saw some animals in the woods, they scattered, and you're wondering if it was something supernatural? And you've talked before about seeing ghosts and such.

I mean, obviously I'm just some idiot on the internet. But do you find yourself often looking for deep meaning in mundane everyday occurrences? Especially meaning meant specifically for you? Do you find yourself stuck in thought loops about these things? Your talk about a crisis of faith sort of sounded that way, just because of how rapid it was.

Maybe I'm wildly off base, I probably am.. But if you are noticing stuff like that, please, talk to someone, I know lots of people get relief from medication, and I know how stressful that situation can be.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What a pointless thread.

Thank you.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

It was most likely Bofadeez.

 

[MW 590]

Jacob... I may have said this to you before, I don't remember, and please don't take it as an attack, but it sounds like you may have mild schizophrenia. You saw some animals in the woods, they scattered, and you're wondering if it was something supernatural? And you've talked before about seeing ghosts and such.

I mean, obviously I'm just some idiot on the internet. But do you find yourself often looking for deep meaning in mundane everyday occurrences? Especially meaning meant specifically for you? Do you find yourself stuck in thought loops about these things? Your talk about a crisis of faith sort of sounded that way, just because of how rapid it was.

Maybe I'm wildly off base, I probably am.. But if you are noticing stuff like that, please, talk to someone, I know lots of people get relief from medication, and I know how stressful that situation can be.

I usually don't find myself looking for deep meaning in mundane everyday occurrences. The animals I usually see in the woods are squirrels, birds, and dogs. I am just trying to figure out what animals I saw, since they were far away and disappeared quickly so I wasn't able to see what they were.

I have occasionally seen or things for brief moments that I thought could have been ghosts. There have been times I thought that someone said my name. Could I be having hallucinations?

It annoys me that the threads I post keep getting moved to this thread. I post new threads because they are about a new subject. This thread is about the true monarch of England so it doesn't make sense to move my other threads here.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I usually don't find myself looking for deep meaning in mundane everyday occurrences. The animals I usually see in the woods are squirrels, birds, and dogs. I am just trying to figure out what animals I saw, since they were far away and disappeared quickly so I wasn't able to see what they were.

I have occasionally seen or things for brief moments that I thought could have been ghosts. There have been times I thought that someone said my name. Could I be having hallucinations?

Uhh... are you asking me?

Probably. Everyone has hallucinations, you think you see something, you think you hear something. Your brain fills in a lot of detail. It's not that sort of thing I'm talking about though, even though hallucinations do go with it sometimes. It's more the feeling of epic importance that's the worrying symptom of schizophrenia.

I'm not a mental health professional, just a crazy person who has seen lots of different craziness. Schizophrenia is a bad one and since much of it is a pattern of behavior it's good to nip it in the bud rather than letting it get worse.

But, maybe you're just a regular person who was religious and saw some coyotes in the woods, and I'm reading extra deep into it. And plenty of people believe in ghosts and some of them believe they've seen one, without being considered mentally ill. It's more about whether you think there's something special about you that is causing these apparent supernatural events, that's the warning sign I'm talking about.

 

[MW 590]

Uhh... are you asking me?

Probably. Everyone has hallucinations, you think you see something, you think you hear something. Your brain fills in a lot of detail. It's not that sort of thing I'm talking about though, even though hallucinations do go with it sometimes. It's more the feeling of epic importance that's the worrying symptom of schizophrenia.

I'm not a mental health professional, just a crazy person who has seen lots of different craziness. Schizophrenia is a bad one and since much of it is a pattern of behavior it's good to nip it in the bud rather than letting it get worse.

But, maybe you're just a regular person who was religious and saw some coyotes in the woods, and I'm reading extra deep into it. And plenty of people believe in ghosts and some of them believe they've seen one, without being considered mentally ill. It's more about whether you think there's something special about you that is causing these apparent supernatural events, that's the warning sign I'm talking about.

I don’t think that there is something special about me, or that I have special powers.

However another mysterious thing has occurred at my house in a refrigerator and it is definitely abnormal. I am wondering if it is a sign from God in order to get me to repent and become a believer again. I made a video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWQBw_dftME&feature=youtu.be

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I don’t think that there is something special about me, or that I have special powers.

However another mysterious thing has occurred at my house in a refrigerator and it is definitely abnormal. I am wondering if it is a sign from God in order to get me to repent and become a believer again. I made a video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWQBw_dftME&feature=youtu.be

Oh come on man...

I am wondering if it is a sign from God in order to get me to repent and become a believer again.

God himself is making special stuff happen to you specifically because it's really important to him that you repent and become a believer? And you suspect this because you found a frozen water in your fridge?

Come on dude, go through this step by step with me.

Step 1: You find a bottle of water frozen in your fridge, despite other bottles of water not being frozen.
Step 2: You recently decided you were no longer religious
Step 3: God must have frozen that one bottle of water for you to find to make your question your recent change

Do you not see the leap here? You found something weird (it's explainable, but admittedly weird at first glance). Your first instinct is that maybe it's a sign from the creator of the universe himself specifically for you.

This is what I mean by "You think there's something special about you". Because of your actions, the creator of the universe is breaking the laws of physics because it's just that important to him that you are a believer.

That's the kind of fantastical thinking that is a worrying symptom of schizophrenia. Do you not think that's a hell of a leap to make?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Jacob, how old are you? I know you're college still, so early twenties? Mental illness, particuarly bipolar disorder and schizophrenia tend to crop up in the early twenties. Are you having issues with depression or anxiety as well? Your brain might have picked this moment to be massive asshole to you, so you might wanna get that checked out. If you don't have insurance, many communities have low-cost or free resources, so that might bear looking into. I'm not being sarcastic, I'm serious.

 

[MW 590]

Oh come on man...



God himself is making special stuff happen to you specifically because it's really important to him that you repent and become a believer? And you suspect this because you found a frozen water in your fridge?

Come on dude, go through this step by step with me.

Step 1: You find a bottle of water frozen in your fridge, despite other bottles of water not being frozen.
Step 2: You recently decided you were no longer religious
Step 3: God must have frozen that one bottle of water for you to find to make your question your recent change

Do you not see the leap here? You found something weird (it's explainable, but admittedly weird at first glance). Your first instinct is that maybe it's a sign from the creator of the universe himself specifically for you.

This is what I mean by "You think there's something special about you". Because of your actions, the creator of the universe is breaking the laws of physics because it's just that important to him that you are a believer.

That's the kind of fantastical thinking that is a worrying symptom of schizophrenia. Do you not think that's a hell of a leap to make?

It is just a speculation. Back when I was Catholic, I was an online evangelist as shown on my “Proof that Catholicism is true” thread so perhaps God wants to make me a believer again so that I will return to doing missionary work online. It is not a far fetched idea, because in the Bible, God has performed miracles to get people to believe in him.

Jacob, how old are you? I know you're college still, so early twenties? Mental illness, particuarly bipolar disorder and schizophrenia tend to crop up in the early twenties. Are you having issues with depression or anxiety as well? Your brain might have picked this moment to be massive asshole to you, so you might wanna get that checked out. If you don't have insurance, many communities have low-cost or free resources, so that might bear looking into. I'm not being sarcastic, I'm serious.

I am turning 20 on March 3. Almost a year ago, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and have been taking medications since then.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm not kidding you also sound like you might have aspergers

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I am turning 20 on March 3. Almost a year ago, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and have been taking medications.

Ah ok, so you're already seeing someone.

Is this stuff with your fridge, or the strange animals, or seeing stuff out of the corner of your eye causing you anxiety? That's honestly the real test, is it making life unpleasant for you? I guess those sorts of thought patterns also kind of go with being manic, although there does seem to be a bit more... out there thinking.... with you.

And honestly, I'm not trying to give you a hard time, although I trade bantz like everyone else I am being serious here. Also, you're young, don't waste all your time arguing with idiots on the interwebz. But I think you should talk about this stuff with a real professional, if you aren't already.