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pomme said:
Can we have a count for how many times you have converted? I'm really doubting how strong your faith is rn tbqhwy.
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I first converted to Catholicism in 2017 due to Catholicism being the religion in Medieval England. I then left Catholicism in May 2018 and converted to Anglicanism because I discovered that the Catholic Church canonized Joan of Arc. Then in July 2018, I converted back to Catholicism because I came up with a theory that God chose Joan of Arc to punish the Lancastrians for usurping the English throne from the Yorkists.

Then in Septemher 2018, I briefly converted to Anglicanism again when I found out that the Catholic Church supported the Norman conquest of England. I then converted back to Catholicism because I realized that the Pope was probably misinformed on how England’s succession system worked and thought William of Normandy was the rightful heir and then later discovered that the Anglo Saxon and Norman bloodlines merged in 1100 when Matilda of Scotland married Henry I of England.

I then left Catholicism and became agnostic in October when a friend from college showed me a wikipedia article with evidence against the Biblical Exodus of from Egypt by saying that the Exodus of a large population of 600,000 fighting men from Egypt would cause economic catastrophe. I then converted back to Catholicism when I rationalized that the Exodus still could have happened in smaller numbers and the writers made an error.

I then later left Catholicism again in November 2018 when I was misinformed that the Pope made an ex Cathedra decree against Heliocentrism which would disprove papal infallibility. I then converted back to Catholicism, when I found out that the Pope never formally made a statement against Heliocentrism because he was condemned by a Church Tribunal not directly by the Pope.

I was therefore Catholic when I came to this site until I got misinformed by Fagatron that the Popes made ex Cathedra statements contradicting each other on when fetuses get ensouled. Then I later converted back to Catholicism when I went to Catholic Answers Forums asking about the matter, and the users there said that the Popes bulls were changes to the abortion laws in the Papal states and were therefore disciplinary actions, not formal definitions of dogma.

I then left Catholicism this summer when the matter of Joan of Arc came up again and I found out that Joan of Arc specifically called Charles VII the rightful king of France. And then now I converted back to Catholicism.

I therefore changed religions 13 times. Now that I am Catholic again, I will have to work on forgiving you for tricking me that we were engaged, because forgiving those who trespass against me is a requirement in Christianity.

@Senior Lexmechanic Now that I explained that the treaty in 1213 makes the Windsor’s the legitimate monarchs, now will you help advocate for the removal of my pictures? Perhaps you can propose a rule against doxing Kiwi Farms users unless they are stupid enough to use their real name.
 
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AlphaChamaeleon said:
@Senior Lexmechanic Now that I explained that the treaty in 1213 makes the Windsor’s the legitimate monarchs, now will you help advocate for the removal of my pictures? Perhaps you can propose a rule against doxing Kiwi Farms users unless they are stupid enough to use their real name.
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Sign a sworn statement to that effect and post the image here, along with a binding promise that you'll give nool $350 if you change your mind on who the true monarch or what the true faith is again. You've worn out the currency of your word here. Remember, it has to be witnessed by an attorney for it to count!
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Sign a sworn statement to that effect and post the image here, along with a binding promise that you'll give nool $350 if you change your mind on who the true monarch or what the true faith is again. You've worn out the currency of your word here. Remember, it has to be witnessed by an attorney for it to count!
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Do you mean an official attorney, or can it be an internet user?
 
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Here is a recent political test I took since I reconverted to Catholicism and I am surprised by the results because I thought that my conservative Catholic religious views would make me appear on the right side of the political spectrum. But I guess that the test considered my economic views to be left wing but I am not sure if it is accurate in its measurements. Social Darwinism and Ayn Rand economics where the rich oppress the poor is contrary to Christian values, so I support a regulated form of capitalism. I will give an update on my views on how England should be run once the 1213 treaty with the Pope goes back into effect.
 

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So this is my most recent update of how England should be run once the Pope reasserts the 1213 treaty.

Social politics

The Church of England will be rejoined with the Catholic Church. But since most English are irreligious, people will have freedom to practice their own religion or lack of religion. The only religions that will not be tolerated are Satanism for being Satanic and Jehovah’s Witnesses for being unpatriotic. There will also be an end to open borders and the Muslims living in England will be surveyed on their views and those who believe in having Sharia law being installed in Britain or do not respect the age of consent law should get deported. The niquab that covers the entire face and the Burkini should be banned like it is in France.

Also, when Muslims and Jews do their animal slaughter, it must be done humanely so that the animal doesn't feel pain. Therefore, the animal should be stunned and unconscious before being cut.

Abortion will be made illegal

Homosexual relations will be legal since Richard I was bisexual. However, it should be kept . Therefore, no cross dressing or kissing in public. Only heterosexual couples can adopt children.

Since prostitution and brothels were legal during the time when the legitimate monarchs ruled England, it should be legal with regulations to ensure that the sex is consensual.

Economic politics

The economy will be capitalist but it will have regulations to prevent monopolies. The economy will be free from the burdensome regulations of the European Union. In foreign trade there will be economic protectionism to protect the English industries and people's jobs.

The tax rate will be proportional to people's income.

Since usury was illegal in Medieval England, it will be illegal again. For this to work for a modern economy, the banking system will need to be controlled by the government.

And as part of the 1213 treaty, England will pay annual tribute to the Holy See.

The healthcare system will be like Trumpcare. There will be regulations on insurance companies to make sure that the healthcare is affordable but people will have the freedom to choose their health insurance and to cut government spending, there won't be penalties for those who are uninsured.


The Justice System

The justice system will be based on common law. People will have a right to a jury and a lawyer.

Disrespecting the monarch should be punished by a yearly jail sentence. So should disrespecting a previous monarch on the good monarchs list.

Blasphemy will be punished with fines.

The hate crime law will also include anti-white racist crimes such as assaulting someone because they are white and trying to push collective guilt on whites for crimes their ancestors may or may not have committed.

The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, child molesters, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government). Traditionally, traitors were publicly beheaded and their heads were put on pikes and publicly displayed for a while.

Enhanced interrogation techniques should be permitted as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists.
 
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AlphaChamaeleon said:
So this is my most recent update of how England should be run once the Pope reasserts the 1213 treaty.

Social politics

The Church of England will be rejoined with the Catholic Church. But since most English are irreligious, people will have freedom to practice their own religion or lack of religion. The only religions that will not be tolerated are Satanism for being Satanic and Jehovah’s Witnesses for being unpatriotic. There will also be an end to open borders and the Muslims living in England will be surveyed on their views and those who believe in having Sharia law being installed in Britain or do not respect the age of consent law should get deported. The niquab that covers the entire face and the Burkini should be banned like it is in France.

Also, when Muslims and Jews do their animal slaughter, it must be done humanely so that the animal doesn't feel pain. Therefore, the animal should be stunned and unconscious before being cut.

Abortion will be made illegal

Homosexual relations will be legal since Richard I was bisexual. However, it should be kept . Therefore, no cross dressing or kissing in public. Only heterosexual couples can adopt children.

Since prostitution and brothels were legal during the time when the legitimate monarchs ruled England, it should be legal with regulations to ensure that the sex is consensual.

Economic politics

The economy will be capitalist but it will have regulations to prevent monopolies. The economy will be free from the burdensome regulations of the European Union. In foreign trade there will be economic protectionism to protect the English industries and people's jobs.

The tax rate will be proportional to people's income.

Since usury was illegal in Medieval England, it will be illegal again. For this to work for a modern economy, the banking system will need to be controlled by the government.

And as part of the 1213 treaty, England will pay annual tribute to the Holy See.

The healthcare system will be like Trumpcare. There will be regulations on insurance companies to make sure that the healthcare is affordable but people will have the freedom to choose their health insurance and to cut government spending, there won't be penalties for those who are uninsured.


The Justice System

The justice system will be based on common law. People will have a right to a jury and a lawyer.

Disrespecting the monarch should be punished by a yearly jail sentence. So should disrespecting a previous monarch on the good monarchs list.

Blasphemy will be punished with fines.

The hate crime law will also include anti-white racist crimes such as assaulting someone because they are white and trying to push collective guilt on whites for crimes their ancestors may or may not have committed.

The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, child molesters, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government). Traditionally, traitors were publicly beheaded and their heads were put on pikes and publicly displayed for a while.

Enhanced interrogation techniques should be permitted as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists.
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How would neo-pagans fit in? Would it depend on the form of paganism?
 
AlphaChamaeleon said:
So this is my most recent update of how England should be run once the Pope reasserts the 1213 treaty.

Social politics

The Church of England will be rejoined with the Catholic Church. But since most English are irreligious, people will have freedom to practice their own religion or lack of religion. The only religions that will not be tolerated are Satanism for being Satanic and Jehovah’s Witnesses for being unpatriotic. There will also be an end to open borders and the Muslims living in England will be surveyed on their views and those who believe in having Sharia law being installed in Britain or do not respect the age of consent law should get deported. The niquab that covers the entire face and the Burkini should be banned like it is in France.

Also, when Muslims and Jews do their animal slaughter, it must be done humanely so that the animal doesn't feel pain. Therefore, the animal should be stunned and unconscious before being cut.

Abortion will be made illegal

Homosexual relations will be legal since Richard I was bisexual. However, it should be kept . Therefore, no cross dressing or kissing in public. Only heterosexual couples can adopt children.

Since prostitution and brothels were legal during the time when the legitimate monarchs ruled England, it should be legal with regulations to ensure that the sex is consensual.

Economic politics

The economy will be capitalist but it will have regulations to prevent monopolies. The economy will be free from the burdensome regulations of the European Union. In foreign trade there will be economic protectionism to protect the English industries and people's jobs.

The tax rate will be proportional to people's income.

Since usury was illegal in Medieval England, it will be illegal again. For this to work for a modern economy, the banking system will need to be controlled by the government.

And as part of the 1213 treaty, England will pay annual tribute to the Holy See.

The healthcare system will be like Trumpcare. There will be regulations on insurance companies to make sure that the healthcare is affordable but people will have the freedom to choose their health insurance and to cut government spending, there won't be penalties for those who are uninsured.


The Justice System

The justice system will be based on common law. People will have a right to a jury and a lawyer.

Disrespecting the monarch should be punished by a yearly jail sentence. So should disrespecting a previous monarch on the good monarchs list.

Blasphemy will be punished with fines.

The hate crime law will also include anti-white racist crimes such as assaulting someone because they are white and trying to push collective guilt on whites for crimes their ancestors may or may not have committed.

The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, child molesters, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government). Traditionally, traitors were publicly beheaded and their heads were put on pikes and publicly displayed for a while.

Enhanced interrogation techniques should be permitted as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists.
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Doesn't your current plan to fight back against the Windsors involve overthrowing the government? Wouldn't they have a right to sentence you to death for your plots?
 
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Doesn't your current plan to fight back against the Windsors involve overthrowing the government? Wouldn't they have a right to sentence you to death for your plots?
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As I said before, that will depend on whether the Windsor’s follow the terms of the 1213 treaty.
I did more research in English history. In 1365, when the Pope demanded annual tribute since King John surrendered England to the Holy See, making the kingdom a papal fief, Edward III and parliament rejected the pope’s demand saying that King John’s surrender was invalid because it was done without the consent of parliament. The problem with that argument is that 1213 was before the Magna Carta which limited the king’s power and established the first parliament was signed. Therefore, King John had the authority to surrender his kingdom.

Therefore, I converted back to Catholicism. The Holy See which has authority over England has recognized King George III as king in 1792, making his line of succession legitimate.

I think that in the end times, the Pope will again demand that the government acknowledges his authority over Britain by paying annual tribute and having the Church of England rejoin the Catholic Church. If the government refuses, the Pope will call for a crusade against Britain to reassert his authority over England. I don’t know who this future Pope will be, but maybe I will be that future Pope.
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The difference is that such a scenario would be reasserting the legitimate authority of England while high treason would be rebelling against that legitimate authority.
 
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