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Jacob Harrison said:
Well because of me discovering the truth about Pomme, I replaced her character. https://jacob-harrison.fandom.com/w...son_in_a_Parallel_Universe#Chapter_13_Ukraine

I replaced Pomme with this lady.

Lady Eliza Manners - Wikipedia

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Perhaps this story will impress Eliza and convince her to marry me. Here is a picture of her and her sisters in jeans.
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8/10, would bang all 3.

I had an aristocratic girlfriend once & she was an absolutely filthy slut, proper porno. 🤩 It's just a shame that she was a mad, violent, alcoholic drama queen. 👺 I seem to attract freaky people, maybe it's me, idk.
 
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If only Bryan Bash was still around to send hookers to Jacob's house we could be done with this already
Yes I know Bryan Bash like Clyde Cash wasn't a real person
 
For a man who wants to install the "rightful" British aristocrats into power you don't seem to really understand how they work. It's not a world you can join or even buy into. Even if you had the right pedigree (Something by nature of being American you won't have) and financial standing; you're still punching well above your weight mister.
 
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Here is my revenge story about @pomme I made the story very humiliating for her, even more humiliating than my revenge story about SweetDee. Here’s a hint @Bleachedanoos is a character in the story.

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The Tragedy of Pomme in the Parallel Universe

This is my revenge story against Pomme for tricking me that she wanted to marry me. More details here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-stuart-harrison-storytelling-thread.52396/post-5188490 There was a woman on Kiwi Farms with the username Pomme. In January 2019 Jacob Harrison experienced a...
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Fagatron said:
For a man who wants to install the "rightful" British aristocrats into power you don't seem to really understand how they work. It's not a world you can join or even buy into. Even if you had the right pedigree (Something by nature of being American you won't have) and financial standing; you're still punching well above your weight mister.
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Are you referring to my plan to marry Eliza Manners? Harry married an American who doesn’t have noble blood in her.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
Are you referring to my plan to marry Eliza Manners? Harry married an American who doesn’t have noble blood in her.
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Harry is very unlikely to ever inherit the throne now that there is an entire new generation of heirs that come before him and the introduction of absolute primogeniture. He is essentially a genetic dead end as far as the succession is concerned (theres also the fact he probably isnt Charles' son either so that's rather convenient for the Windsors).

Though they may not be inheriting something as high as a throne, the daughter of a noble house like hers has to make a "suitable" marriage; to either increase or at very least maintain the prestige of their bloodline (this is why theres such a strict caste system within nobilities across Europe). There is small room for movement between these ranks, typically a woman marrying up; but the women as brood mares are held to far stricter standards than the men, since unlike younger males who dont stand to gain a title, women can take their husbands title.

Perhaps the most recent example was Princess Diana herself, both as an heir to the House of Spencer and the mother of the future king. In Charles' own words during an interview "My son will not be related to an Egyptian grocer". And what a surprise, within the month both Diana and Dodi Fayed were dead.

They dont care about their spare heirs once the succession is secure; they're encouraged to find their own way either in or outside the nobility. But a prime specimen like this poor girl you're fixated on? Pffft.

The Monarchy is also slightly different from the rest of the aristocracy in that they have a diplomatic role and are encouraged to take foreign spouses to strengthen ties; lesser British nobles dont have this necessity to consider.
 
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Harry is very unlikely to ever inherit the throne now that there is an entire new generation of heirs that come before him and the introduction of absolute primogeniture. He is essentially a genetic dead end as far as the succession is concerned (theres also the fact he probably isnt Charles' son either so that's rather convenient for the Windsors).

Though they may not be inheriting something as high as a throne, the daughter of a noble house like hers has to make a "suitable" marriage; to either increase or at very least maintain the prestige of their bloodline (this is why theres such a strict caste system within nobilities across Europe). There is small room for movement between these ranks, typically a woman marrying up; but the women as brood mares are held to far stricter standards than the men, since unlike younger males who dont stand to gain a title, women can take their husbands title.

Perhaps the most recent example was Princess Diana herself, both as an heir to the House of Spencer and the mother of the future king. In Charles' own words during an interview "My son will not be related to an Egyptian grocer". And what a surprise, within the month both Diana and Dodi Fayed were dead.

They dont care about their spare heirs once the succession is secure; they're encouraged to find their own way either in or outside the nobility. But a prime specimen like this poor girl you're fixated on? Pffft.

The Monarchy is also slightly different from the rest of the aristocracy in that they have a diplomatic role and are encouraged to take foreign spouses to strengthen ties; lesser British nobles dont have this necessity to consider.
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Under current peerage law, only men can inherit titles in the peerage, so Eliza isn’t even in the line of succession to her father’s Duchy of Rutland so she is finding her own way, studying business management at Newcastle University.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
Under current peerage law, only men can inherit titles in the peerage, so Eliza isn’t even in the line of succession to her father’s Duchy of Rutland so she is finding her own way, studying business management at Newcastle University.
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She's breeding stock. She'll be married off to a similarly ranked peer to whom she can add to their prestige and likewise theirs affirm the legitimacy of her own.

The peerage laws haven't been challenged either since absolute primogeniture was introduced; it's not an issue that would even come up every lifetime so it might be a while before we see a test case regarding lesser hereditary peerages.
 
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She's breeding stock. She'll be married off to a similarly ranked peer to whom she can add to their prestige and likewise theirs affirm the legitimacy of her own.

The peerage laws haven't been challenged either since absolute primogeniture was introduced; it's not an issue that would even come up every lifetime so it might be a while before we see a test case regarding lesser hereditary peerages.
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But according to Wikipedia, her mother was the daughter of an ordinary farmer before she married David Manners. If David married a commoner, what will stop their children from possibly doing the same?
 
Jacob Harrison said:
But according to Wikipedia, her mother was the daughter of an ordinary farmer before she married David Manners. If David married a commoner, what will stop their children from possibly doing the same?
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"Famers" here can mean farm labourers, but actual farmers (owners) are a very wealthy and prestigious part of society; many of them do have noble titles or links.

Kate Middleton was reported by the papers as being a commoner (incorrectly) seeing as she actually is a relation to the House of Windsor and more closely to several other houses.

I've not checked but I bet if you check shes probably got a lot more going on than first appears; it's not a surprise that people with lots of land like landed farmers often have a little blue blood.
 
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"Famers" here can mean farm labourers, but actual farmers (owners) are a very wealthy and prestigious part of society; many of them do have noble titles or links.

Kate Middleton was reported by the papers as being a commoner (incorrectly) seeing as she actually is a relation to the House of Windsor and more closely to several other houses.

I've not checked but I bet if you check shes probably got a lot more going on than first appears; it's not a surprise that people with lots of land like landed farmers often have a little blue blood.
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I’ll have to do more research. However, there is another thing that might cause Eliza and I to get married. David Manners is a member of UKIP so he might be the kind of guy who will support my cause to restore Joseph Wenzel to the throne to make Britain great again. He might therefore have Eliza marry me as part of the plan.
 
So you want a eurosceptic party supporter to support you installing a foreign German speaking prince as ruler of Britain?

And you havent seen anything problematic with that plan? Why would he want to swap the reign of the undying Fhurer Merkel for yet another unelected German?
 
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So you want a eurosceptic party supporter to support you installing a foreign German speaking prince as ruler of Britain?

And you havent seen anything problematic with that plan? Why would he want to swap the reign of the undying Fhurer Merkel for yet another unelected German?
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One difference is that Joseph Wenzel is a resident of the UK and a member of the British army so his offspring might be culturally British. Another difference is that England and Bavaria will be 2 separate sovereign kingdoms under personal union as opposed to the European Union which is a political union that limits Britain’s sovereignty.

Jacob Harrison said:
Here is my revenge story about @pomme I made the story very humiliating for her, even more humiliating than my revenge story about SweetDee. Here’s a hint @Bleachedanoos is a character in the story.

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The Tragedy of Pomme in the Parallel Universe

This is my revenge story against Pomme for tricking me that she wanted to marry me. More details here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-stuart-harrison-storytelling-thread.52396/post-5188490 There was a woman on Kiwi Farms with the username Pomme. In January 2019 Jacob Harrison experienced a...
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It’s too bad that Bleachedanoos is banned. I would like to see his reaction to the story.
 
You need a proper sign of destiny before you continue this quixotic trek, friend.

Like, a lady in a lake handing you a sword. That'd do the trick.

(I had a similar encounter once, except all she handed me was a restraining order. A shame, she had nice tits too.)
 
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It’s too bad that Bleachedanoos is banned. I would like to see his reaction to the story.
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Jacob Harrison said:
One difference is that Joseph Wenzel is a resident of the UK and a member of the British army so his offspring might be culturally British. Another difference is that England and Bavaria will be 2 separate sovereign kingdoms under personal union as opposed to the European Union which is a political union that limits Britain’s sovereignty.
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"Might"

Bear in mind the Hanoverians/Saxe-Coburg-Gotha/Windsor's were so poorly integrated into British society George IV was the first of them to actually speak English fluently, and it wasn't until Edward VII that any of them could speak English with a British accent.

A common complaint afterwards from staff at the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha/Windsor estates was that the family themselves would speak German and when together even when they didn't they were incredibly difficult to understand. Even as late as the reign of Elizabeth II's father, his staff observed when with older members of the family he would default to a very thick and heavy Germanic accent.
 
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