Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

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Pretty sure this guy is also on wikia with his own weird nintendo fan story thing.

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EDIT: Seriously, is this some elaborate, high-effort troll here?
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I'm not sure if he's another Jace or just mentally unwell and autistic. I'm torn about 50/50.

Jacob Harrison said:
If I have children, they can help me with my master plan. Does any woman here want to marry me? A requirement is that the children must be raised Catholic.
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What happened to your Fiance, Alice? Did FSTDT bully her into breaking up with you?
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
Does any woman here want to marry me? A requirement is that the children must be raised Catholic.
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I'm fairly certain now this is a troll. Either way...:popcorn::popcorn:

Fagatron said:
I wasn't going to do this, but I've changed my mind after reading about how bloodthirsty this fellow is. Catholicism is a hell of a drug.

Jacob Stuart Harrison. Born March 3rd 1999(?) of Massachusetts.
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http://fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=Jacob+Harrison
https://www.reddit.com/user/JacobStuartHarrison

https://www.facebook.com/people/Jac...q3HtetnvZ35sHG-MzcvA3G9hE1oYOgQKFrdrjVn2CjGrY

I've downloaded that video above, the rest is just shit about Bowser. Rest of it has already been deleted. https://archive.fo/hCdGj

Most of his Fundies Say The Darndest things clips are the standard fare; ranting about his revealed religious knowledge and what he's going to do to cure the gays. Most of his reddit topics have already been removed, but you can still read the remains of the conversation. Among other things he's fundraising for Trump's wall,

There's another fellow called Jacob Harrison who's a Theology/Bio grad, hence why I went on here trying to work out what he knew, but it's clear from this conversation this guy doesn't really know what he's talking about.

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Jacob also thinks he should have an award for not jerking off over women's butts in tight jeans

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He'd also rather piss in bottles than a woman see him in PJs
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And he believes the mentally ill (except him, because Aspergers is special) should be chemically castrated and we should bring back beheadings.
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I can't really blame him though, his father's take on sexual purity is....Unique
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But that doesn't excuse the fact he wants to torture people until they crave death
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And he wants to abduct children and brainwash them. Gee and they wonder why people don't trust Catholics around little boys.
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There are a few deleted articles there on a now-defunct blog that look like they might be quoteable if you want to recover them, I can't be arsed right now.

http://jacobharrisonanglocatholicsociety.blogspot.com/?m=1
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EDIT: Never mind about the troll theory.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Pretty sure this guy is also on wikia with his own weird nintendo fan story thing.
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He created an AU hybrid of pre-Disney Star Wars, Super Mario and Catholicism. It's not really as exciting as it sounds, it's mostly the original run but God made the universe and the Mario chronology occured after the Star Wars series in the same universe. Something about Arthurian legends and Excalibur being a sign of the true king but as of writing wayback has only gotten me a few parts of it.

http://jacob-harrison.wikia.com/wiki/Jacob_Harrison_Wiki

Feline Darkmage said:
I'm not sure if he's another Jace or just mentally unwell and autistic. I'm torn about 50/50.
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I'd go with abused. People with aspergers very often don't really have the same capacity to question, if they're told something is true they just accept it as fact.

If that story about masturbation is true, who knows what other sorts of nonsense he's had his head filled with?

Jacob identifies as a Catholic Traditionalist on FSTD, and they're all over the prophecies of a Catholic monarch, feudalism and distributism, Fatima and the chastisement of Russia etc.

His mother is certainly a bit of a fruitloop

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Catholic school has gone downhill. But that hasn't stopped him trying to preach to the Muslims either.
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Feline Darkmage said:
What happened to your Fiance, Alice? Did FSTDT bully her into breaking up with you?
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I thought he was too hung up lusting after firm male ass?

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Niam2023 seems to have jointly written a fanfic with him at some point, it's pretty terrible but Niam's obviously just flat out fucking with him.
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FSTD things have had him lurking for a while.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Pretty sure this guy is also on wikia with his own weird nintendo fan story thing.



I'm not sure if he's another Jace or just mentally unwell and autistic. I'm torn about 50/50.



What happened to your Fiance, Alice? Did FSTDT bully her into breaking up with you?
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Alice was my feminine alter ego that embodied my ideal true love and she started contributing on the forums after my friends were banned. However she was then banned, so she commited suicide.
 
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Fagatron said:
B-But habibi! Suicide is of the devil!

When you say feminine alter ego, do you like imagining yourself as a woman?
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Not really. It was me imagining my true love. She was created as a result of me being rejected by my crush around the time I was banned. I wrote a story about her in the parallel universe and I thought that it would impress her. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8131.0

Unfortunately it didn’t.
http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8137.0
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
Not really. It was me imagining my true love. She was created as a result of me being rejected by my crush around the time I was banned. I wrote a story about her in the parallel universe and I thought that it would impress her. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8131.0

Unfortunately it didn’t.
http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8137.0
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Fascinating. Have you ever spoken to anyone in real life about your discussions with Lana? Does your family know about your online campaign to overthrow Elizabeth II as well?

Your depiction of homosexual beastiality and vore in your tribute to a fellow forum user was compelling btw.

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Fagatron said:
Fascinating. Have you ever spoken to anyone in real life about your discussions with Lana? Does your family know about your online campaign to overthrow Elizabeth II as well?

Your depiction of homosexual beastiality and vore in your tribute to a fellow forum user was compelling btw.

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My family knows that I am into English history but doesn’t know about my plan. The college I attend is so close, that I commute there instead of living in a dorm, so if my parents found out, I fear that they would take my electronic devices from me.
 
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