Jail Art thread

[GypsyBard]

Guys this actually tells us something about Chris right now
He needs money
The well dried up
This is his desperate attempt to get commissary
Something is happening in the background we don't know about yet

 

[Norman B. Normal]

As much as I hate to say it, if Chris is not going to be put in a group home, Kengle's probably the best second choice to a proper gatekeeper for Chris at this point, given how tolerant/critical he appears to be of Chris's shit, and especially considering EVERYONE else that Chris could possibly be talking to right now.

In retrospect I guess it was probably the best possible ending for Chris that he'd end up in a tard home run by Kevin Arnold's dad.

 

[Ophelia]

Why should he be someone else's problem?

Because Chris left to his own devices is worse for other people than Chris with a wrangler. He won’t be grateful, but those around him will be. It’s not to help Chris. To hell with Chris. It’s to protect others from him.

Guys this actually tells us something about Chris right now
He needs money

We could chalk it up to the lack of automobile.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

This is unironically the best piece of art Chris has made in jail, it perfectly captures GiBi likeness in a timeless manner. It's simply beautiful.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Guys this actually tells us something about Chris right now
He needs money
The well dried up
This is his desperate attempt to get commissary
Something is happening in the background we don't know about yet

He's only got a little over a week left (assuming best case scenario) is lardass that much a sugar junkie he cant go 8 days without a twinkie or some cookies from the commissary? He must really want his bulbous gut back.

 

[maguyver16]

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This is unironically the best piece of art Chris has made in jail, it perfectly captures GiBi likeness in a timeless manner. It's simply beautiful.

One of the few times Chris has actually felted someone. Not good or bad, just boring and neutral.

 

[TheRedBaron]

I figure this is the place to share this, I have purchased numerous praetor listings (my history with purchasing stuff is kinda known is honesty) however it not one thing hasn’t been listed officially through the store. Awhile back I decided to purchase a jail commission drawing and when asked what I wanted the request was a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters, I did receive the drawing and Chris wrote a note to me on the back

Of note too it was definitely drawn in the back of some official paper, idk what it’s about or anything

 

[RACISM]

Fucking hell, momma was holding him back and becoming more lethargic and tarded, and no matter how many times he raped her it didn't fix her so he let her go? Chris is a legit monster now.

 

[King Metalia]

I figure this is the place to share this, I have purchased numerous praetor listings (my history with purchasing stuff is kinda known is honesty) however it not one thing hasn’t been listed officially through the store. Awhile back I decided to purchase a jail commission drawing and when asked what I wanted the request was a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters, I did receive the drawing and Chris wrote a note to me on the back

Of note too it was definitely drawn in the back of some official paper, idk what it’s about or anything

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He's gotten a little better at drawing Sonichus. His people on the other hand have somehow devolved into a new level of shit. Still not sure who's face he butchered worse. Barb's or his own.

 

[TheRedBaron]

I figure this is the place to share this, I have purchased numerous praetor listings (my history with purchasing stuff is kinda known is honesty) however it not one thing hasn’t been listed officially through the store. Awhile back I decided to purchase a jail commission drawing and when asked what I wanted the request was a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters, I did receive the drawing and Chris wrote a note to me on the back

Of note too it was definitely drawn in the back of some official paper, idk what it’s about or anything

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Replying with the 2nd image which is Chris’s note, no clue why the image file isn’t working

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Of note too it was definitely drawn in the back of some official paper, idk what it’s about or anything

Have you contacted Praetor lately and asked if they have contacted Chris since his release, and if so, where is he writing from now?

Some things I've learned:

On May 11, 2022, Chris was in the medical section of the jail. He had been transferred back to the jail, from the hospital, on May 3. I think the jail has some COVID policies where new inmates are kept in a medical area. On October 25, 2021, Chris had mentioned that he had started out in medical and then was transferred to booking. This would be consistent with a 14 day quarantine for all inmates entering the facility.

A check was deposited into Chris's account for $309.72. This was approved by F. Horrocks, apparently an administrator at the jail. Chris then had a total $637.19 in his inmate account.

I didn't find any information about F. Horrocks. CVRJ's website is working again, but it has a lot of dead links and appears poorly maintained. I found a document from 2015 in which a jury trial was requested by the mother of an inmate, against Lieutenant M. Horrocks and several others at CVRJ, after the inmate died of alcohol and heroin withdrawal. M. Horrocks could be related to F. Horrocks since they both work at the same jail. The case resulted in a $725,000 settlement in 2018.

 

[CFC-12]

A check was deposited into Chris's account for $309.72. This was approved by F. Horrocks, apparently an administrator at the jail. Chris then had a total $637.19 in his inmate account.

I didn't find any information about F. Horrocks. CVRJ's website is working again, but it has a lot of dead links and appears poorly maintained. I found a document from 2015 in which a jury trial was requested by the mother of an inmate, against Lieutenant M. Horrocks and several others at CVRJ, after the inmate died of alcohol and heroin withdrawal. M. Horrocks could be related to F. Horrocks since they both work at the same jail. The case resulted in a $725,000 settlement in 2018.

I found someone named "Frances Horrocks", who lives in Brightwood VA, about a 20 minute drive from CVRJ. Probably just some random jail employee.

 

[Ammyterasu]

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Chris "love 'em and leave 'em" "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" Chan.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Hell, is that supposed to be Mewtwo?

It always looks like crap but at least you can tell when Chris put some effort into it.

Hey, you live your life the way you want to. But comparing this art to "Life of and Times of Faggot Christ" the, uh, quality speaks for itself.

I think so. Maybe Chris needs reference material to draw Mewtwo, even though he's supposed to be married to the critter. I think Mewtwo is supposed to be somewhat inspired by a kangaroo, and I can see how it could be hard to remember what he looks like after a while, kind of like the way drawing a horse from memory is quite challenging.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

I hear having a hobby in jail leads to better outcomes....

 

[D is for Stupid]

Holy crap, and just when I started to feel bad for him.

Notice how Chris is the tallest person and gets more characters patting him on the back then barb. Reminds my of the drawing of him and Clyde Cash burying the hatchet.

He doesn't even acknowledge in the letter why he's in jail for and what he did to barb.

 

[awoo]

Fucking hell, momma was holding him back and becoming more lethargic and tarded, and no matter how many times he raped her it didn't fix her so he let her go? Chris is a legit monster now.

It would be sad without the whole motherfucker thing

 

[Ophelia]

Notice how Chris is the tallest person

Physically, he is the tallest person in this group. But yes, you speak truth.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Physically, he is the tallest person in this group. But yes, you speak truth.

Chris is physically taller than Bob and Barb, his height is a little above average for an American male at 5'10" or 11". Sonichus are supposed to average 3'5" according to Chris.

The image has some foreshortening on Mewtwo, according to Bulbapedia he's supposed to be 6'7".

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is a POS offspring. This isn't new. The "effort" he put in Barb's care? He was spending money on toys, and e-begging everyone on the net to send money for replacement shakes and bananas. Yes, I could understand how Barb was holding him back due to her manipulations, but Chris was on the verge of going to a convention on the west coast, and the thing he would have worried would be who would take care of Barb or she would go with him. And the guy thought by sexually abusing his mom was a good idea. If Chris really felt that Barb was holding him back and they were drifting apart, the motherfucker should've moved out years ago, but he can't take care of himself.