Let's Sperg Jaimas Plays a Terrible Game: Hackers Vs Banksters

[Doc Cassidy]

My god, this is actually Sonichu. It's a poorly drawn piece of shit with an obvious author insert that creates the perfect world that exists in the creator's mind.

Instead of being a super loved and successful mayor with absolute power she's a horribly oppressed snowflake in a universe that caters to her every whim who strikes back and destroys her oppressors with her wit and intellect.

Replace jerkops with bankers and trolls with self diagnosed disorders and you have the exact same thing. It even has its own 4-cent_Garbage in the form of Toronto Mistrust.

Amazing.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I request a sonichu mod

 

[Picklechu]

Wait, destroying the fucking bank is the objective? I thought they were trying to get their money back and probably nick a few million more, not create a fucking economic disaster and wipe out random peoples savings and investments.

Well, the whole plot, which involves Mary Sue and Tankbolt telling one guy to make some malware and giving it to another guy to upload, can't happen if Tankbolt gets triggered or Mary Sue eats too much, so I don't think that there's anything that is in any way coherent about this game. The "hackers" never actually do any hacking, and their initial problem was no food, which was solved in the course of trying to take autistic revenge on Toronto District Toronto Distrust Toronto Mistrust TardBank.

The whole thing is a clusterfuck.

 

[RP 520]

So are we tearing the game open and making it into something new?

 

[Jaimas]

My god, this is actually Sonichu. It's a poorly drawn piece of shit with an obvious author insert that creates the perfect world that exists in the creator's mind.

Instead of being a super loved and successful mayor with absolute power she's a horribly oppressed snowflake in a universe that caters to her every whim who strikes back and destroys her oppressors with her wit and intellect.

Replace jerkops with bankers and trolls with self diagnosed disorders and you have the exact same thing. It even has its own 4-cent_Garbage in the form of Toronto Mistrust.

Amazing.

Sonichu was actually entertaining.

But in the Stone Age.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Fun fact: the "self-voicing" (text-to-speech) thing that you activate pressing V is in Portuguese.

Kim probably thought that by adding text-to-speech would help blind people enjoy her story, but all it does is make you think that it's about two autistic robot hackers who speak broken English.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Pretty damn sure that Google Image is a character from Dangan Rompa 2.

Yep, Dangan Rompa 2 character named Ibuki Mioda.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I request a sonichu mod

It'd be surprisingly easy to pull off just make it about Chris attacking 4-cent garbage, and have the player manage Chris' autism and Barb's hoarding.

If enough in the hoard gets thrown out Barb kills herself and Chris crashes into slumber, and if there's too much they suffocate to death.

That's less Sonichu and more Chris himself but whatever.

 

[Ruin]

Crowgirl's epic struggle with the muffin of fail almost made me laugh so hard I cried.​

 

[AnOminous]

Kim probably thought that by adding text-to-speech would help blind people enjoy her story, but all it does is make you think that it's about two autistic robot hackers who speak broken English.

At least blind people don't have to suffer the shockingly shitty "art."

 

[Pikimon]

Which is the biggest villian in the game so far the Muffin of Fail or the Triggers of Fail?

 

[c-no]

Which is the biggest villian in the game so far the Muffin of Fail or the Triggers of Fail?

Why not both? They're basically the same entity that affects two different characters by a different means.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Phredd is a pretty sick name for a Teddy Bear.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I'm going to preface this by saying I like the idea of making your character's psychological state an actual gameplay element - this is basically what sanity/fear meter effects are in games like Eternal Darkness, Amnesia and Clock Tower 3, and those were all fun. It's implemented so ineptly in this game, though.

The art is priceless. I don't know what my favorite element is - the fact that the only difference between a neutral face and an angry one is different eyebrows, that Crowgirl's body apparently has zero mass once she's in bed and that she sleeps with her feet sticking out from under the covers, or that Tankboy's "speaking into a cellphone" pose is just his stock pose with one arm rotated 180 degrees and the phone awkwardly pasted into it. Everything about the art screams "I didn't even care enough to try! Love me and my shitty game anyway, tumblr!"

 

[Gangster Talk]

That abhorrent star pendant on Christine Chandler is my personal favorite. Children usually should start giving some respect to symmetry when drawing basic shapes around the age of maybe 8. It takes seconds to draw a star like that, I just don't understand how an adult looks at that and doesn't think "I fucked up, I should try again"

 

[Shadow Fox]

That abhorrent star pendant on Christine Chandler is my personal favorite. Children usually should start giving some respect to symmetry when drawing basic shapes around the age of maybe 8. It takes seconds to draw a star like that, I just don't understand how an adult looks at that and doesn't think "I fucked up, I should try again"

Spoiler

 

[Ruin]

If you can kill Crowgirl by making her consume over 300 calories can you kill Tankboy by triggering him too much?

 

[Marvin]

If you can kill Crowgirl by making her consume over 300 calories can you kill Tankboy by triggering him too much?

If you trigger him hard enough, he should shit his pants. Just like completely unload.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to preface this by saying I like the idea of making your character's psychological state an actual gameplay element - this is basically what sanity/fear meter effects are in games like Eternal Darkness, Amnesia and Clock Tower 3, and those were all fun. It's implemented so ineptly in this game, though.

Sunless Sea has this. Once your Terror hits 100 you lose your mind and (usually) die shortly thereafter.

 

[StallChaser]

It goes to show how little they understand about games. Giving them tumblr disorders they have to tiptoe around to be able to do anything is not much different than an escort mission. One with shitty AI that actively works against you. Usually, things like that use a one off character that you'll never see again. And you won't see them, because even developers shitty enough to put that in a game in the first place, still know, on some level, that the player will hate that character and never want to see them again.


They're the protagonists here. The people you're supposed to identify with the most.




Undone by a muffin.