Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[AnOminous]

When did Jake divorce allison?

Technically, she divorced him, although I've pointed out in the past that the distinction is purely academic (any lawsuit needs a plaintiff and a defendant and Ali filed first although it was essentially a no-fault divorce). I think it was shortly over a year ago.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Change title to "survivor of feminism."

All indications are that he continued the Weird Life, minus the really exceptional parts about pretending to whore his ass out.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Unlike Ali, Jake found himself in a stable, successful relationship and is apparently able to afford to live the weird life in Seattle.
While Ali runs off to either go live with her parents in Minnesota or in an even sadder, roach-filled apartment in a slum part of Washington, and has to beg sex offenders for cash.

 

[Kosher Dill]

and is apparently able to afford to live the weird life in Seattle.

Well, he only has to do it till the Cuck Bus is finished, then he can take the show on the road.

 

[OldDayz]

Unlike Ali, Jake found himself in a stable, successful relationship and is apparently able to afford to live the weird life in Seattle.
While Ali runs off to either go live with her parents in Minnesota or in an even sadder, roach-filled apartment in a slum part of Washington, and has to beg sex offenders for cash.

Is he lying low with regards to Fran? I don't follow either of them, so I haven't been paying attention but I'm assuming and hoping they're both keeping it quiet and private.

 

[Hellfire]

I was looking at Jake's social media and I saw Jake ditched Alison Rapp's surname and was using Johnson again. Thanks to @zedkissed60 for confirming he had legally changed it.


@bearycool @King n Yellow Oh no he actually went through with the Cuck Bus

 

[MG 620]

One less Rapp in the world is always a good thing.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh no he actually went through with the Cuck Bus

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You've got to be kidding
Unfortunately with at least one income in the household (any idea if Jake ever got a new job?) we won't get to see any truly great four-wheeled desperation hijinx.

Someone should cross-post these to Alison's thread so we can be sure she sees it. I don't hear any head-on-wall thumping so she probably hasn't seen it yet.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The motherfucker did it. He fixed himself up. @Jaimas, is this one of the few success stories of moving on from it all for real?

Honestly. I kind of always thought he was one of the less lulzy lolcows and was a decent enough guy when he showed up here. I'm actually really happy for the guy.

Godspeed Jacob, you've suffered enough. @KingOfCucks I'll pour own out for you and dead cow John Bain. Two very different endings, but both similar in the fact that both of you are doing better now.

 

[Fannyscum]

I'm calling two accidental deaths through carbon monoxide poisoning.

 

[Cato]

One less Rapp in the world is always a good thing.

This post was at the top of the page when I clicked through to the thread and it made me think for a moment that the reason for the bump was that Jake died.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Does America have a sudden lack of creepy drifters to emphasize the dangers of tiny houses?

 

[BlueSpark]

is this one of the few success stories of moving on from it all for real?

He's better off now than he was with Alison Rapp but he's far from successful.

 

[Cato]

He's better off now than he was with Alison Rapp but he's far from successful.

"Success" is a relative term when discussing lolcows.

 

[Bork Laser]

So his real name is Jake Johnson? Why the fuck was he working at Starbucks? He could gotten into porn with that name

 

[Keystone]

So his real name is Jake Johnson? Why the fuck was he working at Starbucks? He could gotten into porn with that name

The Prince Albert in his dick kinda throws a wrench into that possibility. Unless maybe he goes for extreme fetish/BDSM porn.

Though I gotta admit I never thought he'd actually finish the Cuck Bus. Good on him for actually going through with it. New :Cuck Bus: rating when?

 

[Particle Bored]

Though I gotta admit I never thought he'd actually finish the Cuck Bus. Good on him for actually going through with it. New uck Bus: rating when?

I'd like to see some more pics. That's much less the "converted school bus" that was initially pitched than it is what appears to be a relatively minimalistic van conversion. If I saw more pics I could also get a better idea of whether it looked like he did it himself or bought it already converted.

 

[Red Hood]

I was looking at Jake's social media and I saw Jake ditched Alison Rapp's surname and was using Johnson again. Thanks to @zedkissed60 for confirming he had legally changed it.
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@bearycool @King n Yellow Oh no he actually went through with the Cuck Bus

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Maybe they can kidnap Ali's dog and solve mysteries with that van.

 

[Bad Times]

I guess he uncrowned himself, no longer the king of cucks. How beautiful.

 

[Karl Franz]

Give this man a "Reformed" tag.