James Cameron's Avatar to get four sequels - The message will still be the same

nonnewtonian said:
All I really remember about Avatar was walking out of the theater thinking "Did no one else think it was weird that the ponytail-doodad they used for fucking was also forced into animals." Like the Na'Vi are portrayed as this peaceful race who live in perfect harmony with nature, yet they go around mind-raping animals with their hair dicks to enslave them.
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They're so in harmony with nature that they're having one big orgy with it.
 
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I honestly remember the fact that McDonald's had a Happy Meal line more than the actual movie, and I barely remember that. I watched it in 3D in theaters and forgot 90% of what I just saw immediately after leaving. Not an awful experience by any stretch, just forgettable. When my dad recently clicked to it on TV he didn't even recognize it until I asked if it was Avatar.

It had that Navi conlang too, and I don't know if anyone actually attempted to try it (or at least for longer for five minutes for the shits and giggles). So even its constructed language didn't stick in popular culture like Klingon and High Valyrian. I guess the movie overall was just too mediocre under all that pretty imagery.
 
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nonnewtonian said:
All I really remember about Avatar was walking out of the theater thinking "Did no one else think it was weird that the ponytail-doodad they used for fucking was also forced into animals." Like the Na'Vi are portrayed as this peaceful race who live in perfect harmony with nature, yet they go around mind-raping animals with their hair dicks to enslave them.
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I thought it was just subtle racism about dindus or something.
 
I don't see the point in making sequels to Avatar anymore. It was a really popular movie for a brief period of time in 2010, and then by the time 2011 rolled around, everyone forgot about it. Even the spergs don't care for it anymore. That's how mediocre and forgettable it is.

Aside from the whole brief fad following it had in early 2010, and the fact there was those box office sales records it set, it's really a forgettable movie. Honestly, I think more people will remember its sales figures than the movie itself except maybe as a minor footnote of the late 2000's/early 2010's 3D fad.
 
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I don't see the point in making sequels to Avatar anymore. It was a really popular movie for a brief period of time in 2010, and then by the time 2011 rolled around, everyone forgot about it. Even the spergs don't care for it anymore. That's how mediocre and forgettable it is.

Aside from the whole brief fad following it had in early 2010, and the fact there was those box office sales records it set, it's really a forgettable movie. Honestly, I think more people will remember its sales figures than the movie itself except maybe as a minor footnote of the late 2000's/early 2010's 3D fad.
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That's ALL it is.

I will say I remember this!

EDIT: While people have giving me a few negative ratings so far, I just wanted to point out I thought this was brilliant satire when I first saw it. I thought it was clever that a 'dog person' is ranting on a film about blue cat people.
 
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