James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,813 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,855
I'm glad to see YKWBS back, I'm surprised they hadn't done more of those. It's such easy quick content to make and they're always entertaining. It's a nice break from the usual stuff on the channel.

Also I thought biweekly meant twice a week
 
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James only stopped Bullshit because there was no way for Mike (and now, the Fat Guys) to have regular appearances.

And God forbid Mike doesn't appear on video.
 
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I wanna see those tubby sons of bitches do some let's plays of Wii Fit, Dance Dance Revolution, Adrenacycle, Pokémon Go (no car allowed), Sports Champions, and every single game on Kinect.

Ryan does look like he's lost some weight tbf but I wanna see those fat fucks burn some serious calories

Edit: I was thinking of Cyberbike on Wii, where the hell did I get the name "Adrenacycle"?
 
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Pissmaster said:
I wanna see those tubby sons of bitches do some let's plays of Wii Fit, Dance Dance Revolution, Adrenacycle, Pokémon Go (no car allowed), Sports Champions, and every single game on Kinect.

Ryan does look like he's lost some weight tbf but I wanna see those fat fucks burn some serious calories
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I was just going to say the same thing.

Let the fatties hit the floor.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
This is weirdly one of my favorite videos he's done. It's a mix of nostalgia and genuine love for movies.
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The only time in my entire life I watched a LaserDisc was in the 3rd grade when our teacher had us watch educational videos on a LaserDisc player, and she couldn't figure it out and kept playing the wrong segments. I guess it was an interesting concept at the time, but DVDs eventually proved that you could have something much better with the size of an ordinary CD.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
I never even knew LaserDisc existed as a kid, it still blows my mind to think it was possible to get DVD like picture quality in the 1980s and 1990s.
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Yeah, the downsides though are that they were huge (like the size of a vinyl record), which made them extremely delicate and difficult to watch out of fear of getting scratched up. Plus they cost too much money, and the LaserDisc players were also super expensive. DVD players cost a lot when they were first introduced, but eventually got cheap; plus actual DVDs cost like the same as VHS tapes, so it wasn't a huge commitment to buy a movie on DVD.
 
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Guts Gets Some said:
I noticed no one posts the new Rental Reviews when they come out, haha.

Really shows the interest for it. (I'm not going to either, I hate it too)
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I think they're okay, to be honest. I don't care for a lot of the movies featured in them though.
 
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Oh, see, I care about a lot of the movies they bring up; I just have zero interest in seeing James discuss them with his equally nostalgia-ridden manchild friends.
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Yeah, I understand that. They're less of reviews and more of like a 20 minute inside joke between a group of friends.

I tried watching the First Blood one yesterday, and had to ragequit because they did an annoying gimmick of having that bald, Dad character guy. I don't understand him.
 
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I prefer the movie reviews when its just James. He just comes across like a normal guy talking about something he enjoys and there is something weirdly relaxing and calming about it. Its funny that a guy that basically invented the whole "angry reviewer" genre online is actually pretty reserved and level headed when he's out of character.

But the rental reviews, it feels like a bunch of friends talking about a movie, but they are all talking over each other and stuff and it becomes kind of a mess.

Anywayas, love that the Bullshit vids are back. Those were some of my favorites that he did years ago.
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
I prefer the movie reviews when its just James. He just comes across like a normal guy talking about something he enjoys and there is something weirdly relaxing and calming about it. Its funny that a guy that basically invented the whole "angry reviewer" genre online is actually pretty reserved and level headed when he's out of character.

But the rental reviews, it feels like a bunch of friends talking about a movie, but they are all talking over each other and stuff and it becomes kind of a mess.
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Most recently I loved his video about The Cabinet of Dr Caligari.
 
Guts Gets Some said:
I notice no one posts the new Rental Reviews when they come out, haha.

Really shows the interest for it. (I'm not going to either, I hate it too)
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They're okay as background noise, main problem is those fucks have negative charisma and the conversation often devolves into one guy trying to be the largest contrarian he can while talking over everyone. Probably the funniest thing to come out of it are the episodes Mike's in since each time they show him he looks beyond miserable.
 
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