James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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It's sad that an AI shitpost sounds more like actual AVGN than 99% of what he's done these past few years.

 

[skykiii]

before then saying “touch grass” not ironically before more fanboying.

What the fuck does "touch grass" even mean? Every time I read that statement I don't know if its asking people to be more grounded in reality, or saying they should smoke more weed.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What the fuck does "touch grass" even mean? Every time I read that statement I don't know if its asking people to be more grounded in reality, or saying they should smoke more weed.

It means get off the Internet and go outside and interact in real life.

 

[TVB]

What the fuck does "touch grass" even mean? Every time I read that statement I don't know if its asking people to be more grounded in reality, or saying they should smoke more weed.

Just the "GTFO mah internets" for the redditor/zoomer generation.

 

[CyrusHowler]

What the fuck does "touch grass" even mean? Every time I read that statement I don't know if its asking people to be more grounded in reality, or saying they should smoke more weed.

It means “get off the internet and go outside.”
But the problem is that 90% of the goobers that say “go touch grass” barely leave their parent’s basement.

 

[TVB]

It means “get off the internet and go outside.”
But the problem is that 90% of the goobers that say “go touch grass” barely leave their parent’s basement.

They're redditors. They'll pretend to know what going outside means, but they live like typical NEETs who never shower nor go to work.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I, for one, did not care for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

Nobody can convince me the flipped castle wasn't lazy padding.

 

[skykiii]

So... is there a reason this topic and so many others are called either "Grieving" or "Griefing" threads? The latter name makes me confused as to whether we're supposed to be the ones in grief... or the ones griefing others.

Oh, and I've never even heard hardcore fans of SOTN defend the inverted castle. I love SOTN and even I will say that was kinda lame.

 

[Pissmaster]

One big reason I don't care much for SOTN is because I was playing through it, fell out of it, tried to pick it back up years later, and I have no clue where to go at all. I can't remember the last place I was, and it's not like you can easily consult a guide when you can't remember what you did last. I don't wanna restart, either. Oh well.

So... is there a reason this topic and so many others are called either "Grieving" or "Griefing" threads? The latter name makes me confused as to whether we're supposed to be the ones in grief... or the ones griefing others.

AVGN used to be good and now it's not, so we're in grief.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

 

[skykiii]

One big reason I don't care much for SOTN is because I was playing through it, fell out of it, tried to pick it back up years later, and I have no clue where to go at all. I can't remember the last place I was, and it's not like you can easily consult a guide when you can't remember what you did last. I don't wanna restart, either. Oh well.

This sounds like something that could happen for literally any Metroidvania.

Actually stuff like this is why I've gradually gotten out of playing games like RPGs or Strategy games as well... I'll get bored, but then when I come back I won't remember what was going on. It even happened in Story of Seasons, though there the issue is I was planning to rearrange my farm but during my downtime I forgot what my actual plan was gonna be.

So then I go turn on a simple platformer or a shmup and call it a day.

 

[skykiii]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

Actually no, James Rolfe has basically avoided the whole woke thing.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

He said he didn't want to see the 2016 Ghostbusters movie, and everyone flipped their shit. Seems kind of ridiculous now.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

James wrote an autobiography where it was discovered that he is a legit retard who wet his pants well into grade school and a bunch of other autistic shit. In terms of being woke, James' wife is a liberal and she holds his balls, but he hasn't done any of that woke shit. He has terrible time management skills, needed people to push him along to be successful and since Mike and the others are gone, his true autistic self has been the reason why he has fallen from where he was a decade ago.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

Turned out that Mike did all the work and James was basically just an actor. Mike left and the show went to shit. Also James didn't write his reviews for Monster Madness and the guy who did got caught plagiarizing.

 

[TVB]

Remember, Bimmy is shit when he is on his own.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Turned out that Mike did all the work and James was basically just an actor. Mike left and the show went to shit. Also James didn't write his reviews for Monster Madness and the guy who did got caught plagiarizing.

So he's a shit then. Good to know.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

Now that would be a disaster. It's entertaining to poke fun at his phoned in, burned out performances but if he went woke I'd throw up.

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Unfortunately I haven't really caught up to anything hes done in the past 5 years. I take it he's woke now? A shame because he seemed like one of the more stable reviewers especially when compared to doug walker or bennett.

Woke or just standard James Rolfe retardation? You decide.

 

[skykiii]

Woke or just standard James Rolfe retardation? You decide.
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I mean, this was recently, right? That sounds to me like Rolfe could just be covering his ass to prevent another Ghostbusters 2016 controversy. Or he genuinely just didn't find those jokes funny.

Not that I'm trying to white-knight for the guy, just playing devil's advocate. It's sometimes worth remembering people can say this stuff for reasons other than "they've drunk the kool-aid."