James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,811 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,851
I wouldn't be so sure...

From everything I've learned about James over the past month, being good with money wouldn't exactly be at the top of the list of things I'd expect from him or his wife.
He could use his same money to invest a retirement.
 
He can retire at any time.
I wonder if he has money put away or invested for retirement.
Since he's been winding down the amount of content for the last year and onward I think it's fair to say that he's got a nice little nest egg. We'll never know for sure until he makes a begging video or suddenly has an account on Cameo and shills a Patreon.
 
So I have been listening to the audiobook of James's autobiography and I am very, very conflicted.
I am not someone in the camp that thinks hes a drooling retard who cannot wipe his own ass, but he has done a few insanely stupid things.
The biggest was when he was a freshman in college, his dorm buddies ruined their dorms and were generally public menaces, burning stuff indoors, smoking weed, punching holes in the walls and ceiling, tearing apart cabinetry, and being insanely rude to the college.
He recorded almost EVERYTHING and before he went on summer break he edited everything down into a 40 minute long best of show, with him narrating the events as if he had a part in the chaos (even though he swears he never did anything aside from record the events)
Literally had a part where one guy flipped off the camera and said "FUck this school"
Well when summer ended, he got a call from the head of the college and then a letter, saying he was kicked out for participating in the events.
He had to show his family what happened and why, and even though he did have his termination reduced to a one year suspension, the very fact he MADE a goddamn video showing off everything shows his judgement is far from ideal.
He only had the video distributed among his buddies, so one was either a snitch or the dean stole the tape.
Why, in the name of god would you make a piece of incriminating evidence that would/could fuck you over?
Look, I still like James's old stuff, but this was hard to swallow. Also I tried watching his new stuff and its terrible. James really, honestly should retire (unless April won't let him)
 
Say what you want about Mike Matei. But AVGN was relatively drama free back when Mike Matei was still part of Cineamasscre. It sounds like Mike was the one keeping the AVGN crew in line despite the drama between him and the Irate gamer. Soon as Mike Matei is gone, Sliverwave guys are going full on channel awesome autism. Mike Matei was the one keeping James Rofles from embarrassing himself online. James' midlife crisis got triggered as soon as Mike Matei was no longer there. But that's just my theory.
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I've been hearing about Mike's dick pic for years but I've never seen it. Is it supposed to be a meme or does it exist for real?
It's real but it's not his. Mike posted a picture of what was supposed to be his penis on his twitter and account on reddit only for it to be discovered that the dick posted was from a gay porn forum
 
I've been hearing about Mike's dick pic for years but I've never seen it. Is it supposed to be a meme or does it exist for real?
It's real but it's not his. Mike posted a picture of what was supposed to be his penis on his twitter and account on reddit only for it to be discovered that the dick posted was from a gay porn forum
While this is true it all started with some faggot who was looking too deep into Mike's shorts and Mike was quick to catch on to the whole thing by posting said dick pick from said gay porn forum.
(This example was posted on the Cinemassacrethruth reddit just today as a matter of fact.
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