James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[demicolon]

Yes, I'll take anything to help me fuck

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

I'm very curious. What was Mike masturbating to?

If he were like Linkara it would be the green M&M.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So I have been listening to the audiobook of James's autobiography and I am very, very conflicted.
I am not someone in the camp that thinks hes a drooling retard who cannot wipe his own ass, but he has done a few insanely stupid things.
The biggest was when he was a freshman in college, his dorm buddies ruined their dorms and were generally public menaces, burning stuff indoors, smoking weed, punching holes in the walls and ceiling, tearing apart cabinetry, and being insanely rude to the college.
He recorded almost EVERYTHING and before he went on summer break he edited everything down into a 40 minute long best of show, with him narrating the events as if he had a part in the chaos (even though he swears he never did anything aside from record the events)
Literally had a part where one guy flipped off the camera and said "FUck this school"
Well when summer ended, he got a call from the head of the college and then a letter, saying he was kicked out for participating in the events.
He had to show his family what happened and why, and even though he did have his termination reduced to a one year suspension, the very fact he MADE a goddamn video showing off everything shows his judgement is far from ideal.
He only had the video distributed among his buddies, so one was either a snitch or the dean stole the tape.
Why, in the name of god would you make a piece of incriminating evidence that would/could fuck you over?
Look, I still like James's old stuff, but this was hard to swallow. Also I tried watching his new stuff and its terrible. James really, honestly should retire (unless April won't let him)

I'm fairly certain in one of the revenge of the nerds (I think it was them) movies this happens one to one. I'm not saying he made it up, quite the opposite. James is an autist as we now know. I wouldn't put it past him to recreate a movie and not expect real consequences.

 

[TVB]

If he were like Linkara it would be the green M&M.

In a gay muppet gangbang?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

In a gay muppet gangbang?

Dead gay muppet gangbang.

 

[mlanguishi]

Reasonable video. Much better than a lot in the last year. I'd have picked Reservoir Dogs over what he did for a Tarantino one.

 

[I Love Beef]

I've should had known it when I had seen it, but outside of him announcing that he had ADHD in his McKids review, his more assholeish one track minded obsessive side of his autism should had been more apparent to me when it came out in his videos. Several of the things he's brought up in the past that just jar me as "what the fuck are you on" include:

*Him whining about the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night's game over screen. Like, what, you want a fucking reward for getting a game over in an exploration game? Most people, specifically hardcore Castlevania fans like me and others, think it's one of the coolest game over screens ever. Fucking Death itself cackles "GAME OVER", and the backdrop you get for it is a desolate hellscape wasteland with Dracula proclaiming "The night is young, let us enjoy ourselves on the flesh and blood of mortals" with that sentence in gothic medieval font on the bottom of the screen. All he can do is bitch and whine about how it doesn't get him back to the game fast enough. What motherfucker, you don't have any TIME or something?

*Another thing that's bothered me is his reviews on Godzilla. A lot of the shit he's talked about the movies are the buildup to the fighting parts. Sure, it's padding, but it provides a good story and world to care about when Godzilla is opening cans of whoopass on the bad monsters. The most egregious complaint he's made is the one about the song the woman has to perform to awaken King Sisar in Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla. He literally sounds like a spoiled child whining that he isn't getting his cookies or toys fast enough. It's only a few fucking minutes you fucking baby, grow the fuck up. I bet if there was a song needed to awaken/summon Godzilla he'd sit his way through or still whine like a baby.

Seriously, I'm sure you've all said or thought this before, and that book sure didn't help either, but his behavior is encroaching CWC levels of selfish spoiled autism in my mind at this point, and the only mental image I have of him now is of imagining him sticking his tongue out and making childish fart sounds about beans, as described in that 4chan leak about him.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Him whining about the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night's game over screen. Like, what, you want a fucking reward for getting a game over in an exploration game? Most people, specifically hardcore Castlevania fans like me and others, think it's one of the coolest game over screens ever.

Not to be a white knight for James here but you couldn’t have made yourself look any more biased if you tried. The game over screen in SOTN is cool maybe the first couple times, but after a while it gets tedious. James never said anything about wanting a reward or anything akin to that, just a shorter game over screen. It’s not really that much to ask for. The only reason his opinion bothers you so much is because, as you admit yourself, you’re a Castlevania mega fan.

I'm sure you've all said or thought this before

Speak for yourself sped.

his behavior is encroaching CWC levels of selfish spoiled autism in my mind at this point

Thanks for letting the rest of us know where you stand mentally.
Yes folks you heard it here first, James Rolfe having minor nitpicks about something that I Love Beef likes means that Jimmy boy is almost like an unhinged wacko with a massive case of main character syndrome that trooned out to try and get out of criticisms only to be caught having raped his elderly mother!

There are legitimate criticisms that can be brought up against James. Whining about his opinion on SOTN’s game over screen and comparing him to Chris Chan are not legitimate criticisms.

 

[I Love Beef]

Not to be a white knight for James here but you couldn’t have made yourself look any more biased if you tried. The game over screen in SOTN is cool maybe the first couple times, but after a while it gets tedious. James never said anything about wanting a reward or anything akin to that, just a shorter game over screen. It’s not really that much to ask for. The only reason his opinion bothers you so much is because, as you admit yourself, you’re a Castlevania mega fan.

Speak for yourself sped.

Thanks for letting the rest of us know where you stand mentally.
Yes folks you heard it here first, James Rolfe having minor nitpicks about something that I Love Beef likes means that Jimmy boy is almost like an unhinged wacko with a massive case of main character syndrome that trooned out to try and get out of criticisms only to be caught having raped his elderly mother!

There are legitimate criticisms that can be brought up against James. Whining about his opinion on SOTN’s game over screen and comparing him to Chris Chan are not legitimate criticisms.

Man, did I press your buttons?

lol calm down

 

[CyrusHowler]

Man, did I press your buttons?

lol calm down

Not really, it’s just your criticisms are trivial and you basically admit that you have them because James said something negative about something you like. Which that by itself was just weird, but then you go on to try and compare James to Chris Chan which is just absurd.


It’s a prime example of what TCT has become. People “dunking” on James for really obtuse reasons.

 

[I Love Beef]

Not really, it’s just your criticisms are trivial and you basically admit that you have them because James said something negative about something you like. Which that by itself was just weird, but then you go on to try and compare James to Chris Chan which is just absurd.

My criticisms are petty and trivial? All over something I like? I'm not going to deny that he's pissing over something I like, but it's also my observation that it doesn't strike the right chords with him along with evidence of his behavior off set that gets me to realize that his behavior is more like a manchild than an actual person.

Like holy shit, if you fucking suck at SOTN, you deserve to wait ten fucking seconds at a game over screen if you lost in a boss fight or got fucking wrecked for being totally unprepared or stupid. Get good. And if you want to get back into the action, go play a traditional Castlevania game or something. For fuck's sake, have some fucking patience and touch grass. You suck for a reason in what's probably the most optimized and streamlined game ever made if you get a game over in it.

And if you want my observations, I'm getting vibes that you're more asshurt that I'm ragging on your sacred cow. I swear, I haven't seen this much reactionary fanboy whoreout horseshit outside of James's video comments on Youtube whenever someone comes with a dissenting opinion or statement. Also, I'm going to eat your sacred cow now. Fuck off, asshole.

 

[CyrusHowler]

My criticisms are petty and trivial? All over something I like? I'm not going to deny that he's pissing over something I like, but it's also my observation that it doesn't strike the right chords with him along with evidence of his behavior off set that gets me to realize that his behavior is more like a manchild than an actual person.

Like holy shit, if you fucking suck at SOTN, you deserve to wait ten fucking seconds at a game over screen if you lost in a boss fight or got fucking wrecked for being totally unprepared or stupid. Get good. And if you want to get back into the action, go play a traditional Castlevania game or something. For fuck's sake, have some fucking patience and touch grass. You suck for a reason in what's probably the most optimized and streamlined game ever made if you get a game over in it.

And if you want my observations, I'm getting vibes that you're more asshurt that I'm ragging on your sacred cow.

First paragraph doesn’t really make any sense. Autistic people DO act somewhat child like depending on the severity. It still boils down to you being mad he said something negative about a thing you like.

2nd Paragraph is a contradictory aneurysm enduring nightmare. Prime example being you said “get good” not ironically before then saying “touch grass” not ironically before more fanboying.

People on here have said things about James that are technically harsher than what you’ve said but they’re based in reality and have points to them. Some of them are actually right.

Again, your argument is “Nerd Man no like thing about thing I like. Nerd Man Bad. Nerd Man like Weirdo Mommy Rapist.”

 

[I Love Beef]

First paragraph doesn’t really make any sense. Autistic people DO act somewhat child like depending on the severity. It still boils down to you being mad he said something negative about a thing you like.

2nd Paragraph is a contradictory aneurysm enduring nightmare. Prime example being you said “get good” not ironically before then saying “touch grass” not ironically before more fanboying.

People on here have said things about James that are technically harsher than what you’ve said but they’re based in reality and have points to them. Some of them are actually right.

Again, your argument is “Nerd Man no like thing about thing I like. Nerd Man Bad. Nerd Man like Weirdo Mommy Rapist.”

Nigger, don't play fucking mind checkers with me. I know what your game is all about.

I fucking swear, if this is Kieran or Justin or some other butthurt Shitwave faggot fucking with me, it's a fucking honor to insult the fuck out of your butthurt faggot asses. Go touch children or masturbate to your anime porn about Faye Valentine.

If not, fuck James. He's such a fucking sellout and an autist on the level of CWC. I'm not going to take that back. He's a fucking manbaby who wrote a book describing how much he shit himself and is an entitled fucking dick for participating in destroying school property and nearly killing himself for it. If he improves, great. If not, whatever.

Go fight with the next person who comes along in this thread who has complaints like me and shit to pick with your sacred cow. Also, delicious. You missed out, faggot!

 

[CyrusHowler]

Nigger, don't play fucking mind checkers with me. I know what your game is all about.

I fucking swear, if this is Kieran or Justin or some other butthurt Shitwave faggot fucking with me, it's a fucking honor to insult the fuck out of your butthurt faggot asses. Go touch children or masturbate to your anime porn about Faye Valentine.

If not, fuck James. He's such a fucking sellout and an autist on the level of CWC. I'm not going to take that back. He's a fucking manbaby who wrote a book describing how much he shit himself and is an entitled fucking dick for participating in destroying school property and nearly killing himself for it. If he improves, great. If not, whatever.

Go fight with the next person who comes along in this thread who has complaints like me and shit to pick with your sacred cow. Also, delicious. You missed out, faggot!

Didn’t take long for you to have a spergdown did it?
And you had the audacity to tell ME to calm down?

 

[TVB]

@I Love Beef @CyrusHowler
why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

And on the seventh day the Lord said "Thou shall not insult the game over screen of Castlevania SOTN."

 

[Pissmaster]

I, for one, did not care for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I find SotN just meh. Bomberman 64 is the superior MetroidVania game.

I also don’t find James to be much of a manbaby. Manteen I feel is more appropriate. Glad we had this enlightening and productive conversation

 

[White Devil]

I, for one, did not care for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

It all went downhill after Super Castlevania IV. Miss me with that faggot anime aesthetic.

 

[TVB]

I, for one, did not care for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

No joke, I agree here.

Symphony of the Night INSISTS upon itself.