James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I'm not that much for long live streams but i do hope Mike will give Battle of Olympus a second chance (They bashed it in the J&MM but that's because... well, they sucked) since it's one of my faves.
I'm going have to kindly disagree with you fren, I tried to play through it recently and it is impossibly hard with terrible controls. Even loaded up with cheat codes and save states, I threw in the towel about 90% through because it was more of a chore than it was fun. I agree though that it could have been a great game.
 
So Boogie2988, probably to get attention as usual, decided to shittalk Bimmy. He only came off as a retard however, as, among his other shit takes, he called Bames an incel. This got TCT to boil and shit on Booger, I've got yet to find someone agreeing with the fatass.
I guess he's one of those people who think James Rolfe is an actual angry video game nerd and not just obviously playing a character. That being the most charitable explanation of course.
 
I guess he's one of those people who think James Rolfe is an actual angry video game nerd and not just obviously playing a character. That being the most charitable explanation of course.
Anyone who gets angry over children's games is a lolcow

Fascinating, there're retarded people like that in the world, I was doubting.
 
Didn't know he had a lolcow thread, but he DESERVES IT because his channel views are going down the drain and he will go bankrupt like D$P soon

Anyone who gets angry over children's games is a lolcow
absolutely right. AVGN needs to show some humility and respect the timeless classics in his collection.
 
absolutely right. AVGN needs to show some humility and respect the timeless classics in his collection.
Indeed, who can forgive him for calling action 52 a piece of shit game?
SMH My head.

Cinemassacre has always been kind of shit, their old forums were moderated by complete boot lickers who would instantly ban you for not jerking off over any AVGN video.
 
Cinemassacre has always been kind of shit, their old forums were moderated by complete boot lickers who would instantly ban you for not jerking off over any AVGN video.
This is similar to the vintage Channel Awesome forums. Cinemassacre forums is full of sad consoomer manchildren treating any AVGN video like some sort of religion.
 
Anyone who gets angry over children's games is a lolcow
I thought AVGN was liked by both adults and children, even if he did act cowish. This is like saying anyone getting mad over Nostalgia Critic is a lolcow. People like to be entertained, even if it is based on the silliest things.

And, in the future in case it needs to be said:

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James appeared in a promotion video for a remade version of an old shitty game called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" along with the woman who played the female main character and a bunch of other game YouTubers.

This whole thing looks whack, imagine actually paying for this.

The game owes most of its infamy to an AVGN episode years ago and is considered to be one of the worst games he has played so far, that's probably why he was interviewed but at the same time why... would anyone want to play something like this unironically.
 
James appeared in a promotion video for a remade version of an old shitty game called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" along with the woman who played the female main character and a bunch of other game YouTubers.

This whole thing looks whack, imagine actually paying for this.

The game owes most of its infamy to an AVGN episode years ago and is considered to be one of the worst games he has played so far, that's probably why he was interviewed but at the same time why... would anyone want to play something like this unironically.
That chick from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was a wrestler for a female wrestling league, then she was in a series of bondage porn videos and was a high class prostitute.
 
The game owes most of its infamy to an AVGN episode years ago and is considered to be one of the worst games he has played so far, that's probably why he was interviewed but at the same time why... would anyone want to play something like this unironically.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was a shitty game even when it was first released, but in my opinion, it's one of those games where you can get some enjoyment out of the absurdity of it all. Unlike something like, say, Action 52 which was borderline unplayable and completely frustrating to play even when it was first released, Plumbers is the entertaining kind of bad. To me, it's the video game equivalent of The Room, and James' video on it is my personal favorite AVGN episode.

Yes, it's a shitty game made for a console nobody bought, and it's plagued with very obvious problems (poor art and voice acting, bizarre dialogue and gags, etc.) but I personally see it as one of the first examples of a shitpost/joke game that somehow got published, made in an era where companies would license almost anything for their consoles. I'm honestly interested in seeing the interviews that are supposed to come with this re-release; this game's development has been shrouded in mystery, and ever since I first saw the AVGN episode about it, I'm curious to know more about how/why this game was even made.

Fun fact: Jeanne Basone (the woman who played Jane in this game) turned up on GameFAQs at one point and did a Q&A. I'll have to see if I can find it again but according to her, she only did this game as a favor for a friend and never expected it to actually reach shelves.
EDIT: I found the GameFAQs thread. (archive). Seems that more questions were planned but that's the only one they got a confirmed answer to.
 
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It is so weird when people are like "AVGN introduced me to Plumbers Dont Wear Ties". Because in my deeply autistic circles we regarded him going after that as him running out of ideas on the level of Superman 64, in that he was just playing famously bad games now.
I was introduced to Superman 64 way before AVGN. Back in 2006-08, there were a lot of angry reviewers that try to emulate the same exact style as him, and people like DarknesstheCurse actually covered the game before Bimmy did. And unfortunately, I cannot find that review.
 
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