James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,813 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,855
Someone please explain the vitriol here? It's pretty spergy and pathetic. Turning into the DSP threads.
@CyrusHowler seems to take personal offense to anyone criticizing the middle aged autistic videogame funny man for any reason. I'm not sure exactly why. I mean we're talking about a dude who's most notable life's work is making angry rants full of shit jokes about shitty old video games. I don't understand what there is to take so seriously in this thread. It's not like James has ever been some kind of cinematographical genius even in the beginning. He's always just been an autistic weirdo who talked way too much about shit and diarrhea. He just used to be more funny about it.
 
Someone please explain the vitriol here? It's pretty spergy and pathetic. Turning into the DSP threads.
TCT niggers trying to excuse their faggotry, and some nigger sperg who takes offense when james is insulted to go on rants.
The 5 jokes of the thread still ain't funny by the way.
 
It’s a handful of people that actually hate James mixed with a bunch of people who think James should wrap it up mixed with some people who still like James and hope that he can get inspired again and point out when Cinemassacre actually puts out decent content.

And everybody agrees Rex Viper is cringe.
Most people are just fascinated by James' character because he is incredibly weird. Even funnier is that he doesn't see it himself, since his narcissism has deluded him into thinking he's this amazing film-maker. His 2021 BTS video and auto-biography display this perfectly. James is a treasure trove of hilarity when you start to look into him deeper.

He's not a great film-maker, though, he's pretty crap at writing and directing. The one thing he is good at, and which sold his early work as short funny internet videos, is his editing. Though he's probably only good at editing short videos, looking at his longer stuff. But of course he's stopped editing himself altogether, so the videos are no longer funny and all the rest quickly stands out as being bad. Cringe, even.
 
seems to take personal offense to anyone criticizing the middle aged autistic videogame funny man for any reason. I'm not sure exactly why
This is an incorrect assessment as I’ve, quite often, been critical of James.
and some nigger sperg who takes offense when james is insulted
Again, wrong. I’ve been critical about James in the past, recently actually.

The idea that I get angry when people criticize or make fun of James is based on a lack of critical thinking and poor observation.
I merely am tired of the same 5 jokes. Look what happened when he did the Soylent advert, I was right along with everyone else in thinking it was a retarded move and I still think it was a retarded move.
The VPN and headphone adverts make sense since it has to do with the internet and videos. I hate when people do those food advertisements like Green Chef or whatever, it’s so out of place. Now, if cooking channels did it, that would be one thing.
Most people are just fascinated by James' character because he is incredibly weird.
As am I, fascinated by his character. What I’ve gathered is he’s a shy dude who was in the right place at the right time and is now an important part of internet history. He’s probably got some autism going on there too.
since his narcissism has deluded him into thinking he's this amazing film-maker
This is one of those statements that doesn’t really have any basis in reality as there’s not much, if any evidence to suggest that James is narcissistic at all.
He's not a great film-maker, though, he's pretty crap at writing and directing. The one thing he is good at, and which sold his early work as short funny internet videos, is his editing. Though he's probably only good at editing short videos, looking at his longer stuff. But of course he's stopped editing himself altogether, so the videos are no longer funny and all the rest quickly stands out as being bad. Cringe, even
That’s certainly an opinion one could have. Some of the points might potentially ring true. Others…Not so much.
 
James really should just shave it off. He'll look so much better. Or god forbid use one of those hair growth things for older men.
Bimmy should stop being a cuck who literally drinks soylent
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Also he should admit that Mike was the real game nerd and without him he is a hack and equally retarded as DSP
 
He's not a great film-maker, though, he's pretty crap at writing and directing. The one thing he is good at, and which sold his early work as short funny internet videos, is his editing. Though he's probably only good at editing short videos, looking at his longer stuff. But of course he's stopped editing himself altogether, so the videos are no longer funny and all the rest quickly stands out as being bad. Cringe, even.
I'd say he's competent. It's not truly fair to judge his filmmaking skills by gauging Nerd episodes when it's a completely different format. Instead, it's better to judge by his attempts at a fictional narrative:


Production-wise it looks fine. Albeit student film-tier but this is 2005 so he gets a pass. The lack of camera stabilization in almost every shot is more distracting. I'll even forgive the crappy titles since it was 2005. I would say this is overall "decent" although B&W cinematography hides a lot of flaws because you don't have to worry too much about lighting.

The real problem is the pacing and this is something editing could have fixed. So I will disagree with your assertion that he's good at editing. The writing and pacing are the major problems and we noticed this again in the AVGN movie.

Also, I think James stole the premise of The Deader the Better from Cemetery Man. Either Cemetery Man or The Video Dead which has a lengthy segment where an old cowboy-looking guy teams up with a teenager and they go zombie hunting.
 
THE REDDITORS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD
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James really should just shave it off. He'll look so much better. Or god forbid use one of those hair growth things for older men.
I'm not sure if he's gonna look good with a bald head. Doug does, but he always was kinda bald to begin with so we bought it. James used to have a lot of hair, but then the inevitability of male genes hit. I think the hair growth thing would work much better.
 
Someone please explain the vitriol here? It's pretty spergy and pathetic. Turning into the DSP threads.
Overall James was put on a pedestal for a long time, as the OG content creator who didn't had any major drama. If you keep somebody in that high regard, the madder you will get when they slip up. Especially if you are an autist who consumed the same content for over a decade.
 
Overall James was put on a pedestal for a long time, as the OG content creator who didn't had any major drama. If you keep somebody in that high regard, the madder you will get when they slip up. Especially if you are an autist who consumed the same content for over a decade.
This right here.

A lot of the Truthers were big fans of Cinemassacre and have become (irrationally) disillusioned with James because of some bad decision making and the shocking conclusion that the AVGN is just a character he played. They like the idea of AVGN but not James Rolfe himself.

It’s like how some of the Filthy Frank fans were back in the day. They couldn’t accept that FF was just a character that George Miller played and wanted the character to be the real person.

So these Redditors have made it their life’s mission to deride the evil Rolfe for “betraying” them.
Yes, some of them really do feel “betrayed” because James’ content has gotten stagnant and that he made some bad decisions in regards to his business and friendships.
 
I wasn't expecting anything good or bad from the "edited for TV" version but my sides were splitting by the end. This is definitely the funniest video he has released in ages.
I wasn't into it at first, but once it got so stupid that james was stumbling over words and saying this censorship was not even working I was laughing my ass off.
 
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This is one of those statements that doesn’t really have any basis in reality as there’s not much, if any evidence to suggest that James is narcissistic at all.
if we're to believe he started writing his Auto-bio in the early 2000's (he says 20ish years ago in the promo vid description, vid released 2022) that was way before YT, before the nerd, etc....there's some level of narcissism to think anyone would want to read his life story at 22 and beyond. Barely outta college, barely a filmmaker. no accomplishments in the film industry, or at all.
 
Back in my day, truthers was used to refer to people who had conspiracies about 9/11, not fucking nerds upset about a YouTuber.
It still does for the most part.
There’s only like 15 thousand TCT users and all the ones on YouTube are made up of those 15k goobers.
Sure but that doesn't mean you don't seem to get personally butthurt whenever anyone else does.
I don’t, that’s the thing.
 
if we're to believe he started writing his Auto-bio in the early 2000's (he says 20ish years ago in the promo vid description, vid released 2022) that was way before YT, before the nerd, etc....there's some level of narcissism to think anyone would want to read his life story at 22 and beyond. Barely outta college, barely a filmmaker. no accomplishments in the film industry, or at all.
He started writing it back then just to vent about (rightfully) getting suspended from college.
 
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